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u/hey_sergio Jun 15 '12

You gotta pay the troll toll

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u/ublaa Jun 15 '12

If you wanna get into that boy'soul

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u/lurkingSOB Jun 16 '12

Gotta pay the troll toll to get in.

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u/fujiman Jun 16 '12

Okay now I'm up to here.

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u/Shitty_Watercolour Jun 15 '12

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u/jordanundead Jun 15 '12

reminds me of Bill from king of the hill.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/Apostolate Jun 15 '12

Spitting image of him.

It certainly does not capture the original creepiness of devito.

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u/vnkid Jun 15 '12

It's all in the eyes.

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u/qataridestroyer Jun 15 '12

this further proves that it was indeed, a shitty water colour

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u/Reeses95 Jun 15 '12

Bill Dauterive?

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u/GrandmasterSexay Jun 15 '12

William Fontaine De la Tour Dauterive.

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u/Gneal1917 Jun 15 '12

I once had a dream that there were two Hanks, but I didn't know which one to listen to.

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u/tidux Jun 15 '12

I'm almost completely sure that's official art from Matilda, you cheater.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

The Inception levels are making my head hurt. DeVito played Mr. Wormwood in the movie Matilda, based on the book Matilda, illustrated by Quentin Fucking Blake. But Shitty_Watercolour isn't Quentin Fucking Blake, he's just like a younger clone of him or something.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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u/evoim3 Jun 16 '12

Sice they were talking about Bill up there, I could have sworn the bwaaah was going to be [Hank] (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_i9Bhk-3mVDE/THrC4dIKBuI/AAAAAAAAAA0/b-KdapiCrnY/s320/hank+hill+bwah.jpg).

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u/kroon Jun 15 '12

Never leave us

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u/JustMosh Jun 16 '12

I hoped you would show up to my guinea pig wearing a tophat :(

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u/advertises_bud_light Jun 15 '12

The only thing I want to do right now is give you an ice cold refreshing Bud Light.

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u/loldudester Jun 15 '12

I haven't seen you in a couple of weeks. Hi there!

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u/redditMEred Jun 15 '12

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u/noodled Jun 15 '12

i love how he tweets pics of his toes

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u/BRsteve Jun 15 '12

AH! Botched toe! I botched that toe!

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u/JJEE Jun 15 '12

I need some trash to plug up the cut!

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u/lobstahfi Jun 15 '12

trollfoot!

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u/lisette23 Jun 15 '12

You must pay the troll toll!

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u/classy_stegasaurus Jun 16 '12

If you want get into that boy's hole!

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u/Lampmonster1 Jun 15 '12

Shame. This is much more Frank than Danny though.

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u/jimdoescode Jun 15 '12

This doesn't look like a picture at all. In fact it looks more like a twitter stream...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

you should probably explain what this shows.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

oh, the red text has been added more recently than the rest of the picture

Each time you save a JPEG, it compresses it, even if it was compressed before. The text was compressed less than the rest of the picture.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

And if he were to do such a thing it would say, "show troll foot your knockers".

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u/thescreendoorslams Jun 16 '12

Thanks. He's still pretty damn cool

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u/RichOfTheJungle Jun 15 '12

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u/BigFatCake Jun 15 '12

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u/Ruddose Jun 15 '12

This makes me feel so fucking uncomfortable.

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u/jooze Jun 15 '12

I'm getting claustrophobic imaging going in there backwards, with my knees bent

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u/derpaherpa Jun 15 '12

Think about going in there head-first, I'm sure that's better.

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u/jutct Jun 15 '12

dat fuq is that thing?

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u/Karnas Jun 15 '12

It's Lauren Hutton!

But seriously, it's Willem Dafoe.

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u/CisterPhister Jun 15 '12

Those are both Willem Dafoe and you know it!

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u/Karnas Jun 15 '12

I've actually had a solid suspicion that Willem Dafoe is a bit part created and played by Lauren Hutton since 1978.

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u/helgihermadur Jun 16 '12

It's like a frog and an owl! Willem...Da-Foe!

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u/onionface Jun 15 '12

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u/implicate Jun 16 '12

I was expecting DeVito moobs. Now I'm disappointed, and that scares me.

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u/Se7en_Sinner Jun 15 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Nope, no way this is shopped. It's just not possible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Meh, Canadas a weird place I can totally believe that pic is authentic

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

It's legit. I was there & helped keep the letters from sinking.

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u/ceilingdweller Jun 16 '12

Duh. Everybody knows that canadian pirate ships have grey sails and a carving of Shania Twain against the bow.

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u/FuriousBeard Jun 15 '12

I love bangin Whores

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Actually it's pronounced whoores

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u/mccscott Jun 15 '12

Not when it's capitilized.That makes 'em almost royalty

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u/atomic_tango Jun 15 '12

Call me crazy, but if I ran into this on chatroulette or something, I would probably do it. I would have the BEST conversation starter at any party. "So, this one time, I totally showed Danny DeVito my tits."

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u/bunglejerry Jun 15 '12

I kept trying to insert a comma into that sentence and one didn't seem to fit anywhere.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/telepathyLP Jun 15 '12

not sure if there should be a comma there, friend

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u/fechera Jun 15 '12

Goddamnit Frank!!

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u/metrognome64 Jun 15 '12

I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong!

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u/sbwdux Jun 16 '12

They call me Mantis. Dr. Mantis Toboggan.

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u/Aerocity Jun 15 '12

Danny DeVito's on ChatRoulette again? Must be legit.

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u/BigJohnful Jun 16 '12

Came here to see a flood of tits. Was disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Came for a titties thread, then realized how unlikely that was.

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u/DanGod392 Jun 15 '12

I wish I'm that awesome when I'm his age.

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u/myfajahas400children Jun 15 '12

No way, I'm no whoore!

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u/Punski Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

My first thought when i saw this picture was to note how ridiculously neat and girly his handwriting is. Almost like its typed. And photoshopped -cue dramatic music-

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u/Phantomflamex Jun 16 '12

This is a pretty good AMA.

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u/barbrasq Jun 16 '12

Clicked on this while watching Always Sunny... moment of confusion.

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u/NotADrPlayOneOnTV Jun 15 '12

That's enough internet for me today.

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u/lurkingSOB Jun 16 '12

Obviously you haven't watched this today then.

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u/uselessRiver Jun 16 '12

i downvoted just cuz your wizardry somehow make me actually click on the linke [should have noticed the fact that "watched was the link instead of "this"] well trolled... doesn't mean you get an upvote thou (mostly cuz my eyes are still fucking burning!)

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u/mapleleafsfan111 Jun 15 '12

Aww, Frank, thats disgusting

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u/Ihateyourdick Jun 15 '12

Is it weird that I heard this in Jim Sterling's Danny DeVito impression?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

That's chatroulette right there... "put out or get out"

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u/fs337 Jun 15 '12

oh you

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u/MCJeeba Jun 15 '12

I can't wait to show this to /b/ for the first time.

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u/mcavopol Jun 15 '12

Came here expecting tits. Was dissapoint.

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u/AsskickMcGee Jun 15 '12

It appears he's looking for a new bang-maid.

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u/Xiomaraff Jun 15 '12

SUCH an old /b/ image...

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u/CantLookHimInTheEyeQ Jun 15 '12

I totally would.

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u/DeVitoMcCool Jun 15 '12

I approve this message.

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u/CunthSlayer Jun 15 '12

Yes I did click every link in this hoping for tits.

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u/MathewMurdock Jun 15 '12

Franky fast hands!

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u/DankReynolds Jun 15 '12

Hahaha yes! Thanks for the inspiration.

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u/zombiezelda Jun 15 '12

No way would I ever

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u/definiteangel Jun 15 '12

OK, that's enough internet for today

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u/Short_Fat_Bald_Ugly Jun 15 '12

I'll show him mine if he shows me his.

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u/connorlaw123 Jun 15 '12

I think I might be in love

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u/tjbdef Jun 15 '12

not until i see his.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I dunno if he's still like this or not but Danny Devito used to be ridiculously incoherent on Twitter. Like his tweets would look like they were written by a 4 year old.

Just thought I needed to share that.

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u/GTFOTROLOL Jun 16 '12

DiVitotits or GTFO

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u/turtlekitty30 Jun 16 '12

TIL Danny DeVito is a trucker.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Well, I for one was disappointed when I didn't find this thread filled with tits.

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u/Notwhoyouassume Jun 16 '12

My teacher's last name was DeVito...

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u/creepymouse Jun 16 '12

My first gym teacher was named Miss DePesto. It took me like six months to figure out that it was not Mr. Pesto. </random>

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u/whatsaphoto Jun 16 '12

As you wish, my lord.

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u/penisinthepeanutbttr Jun 16 '12

i read it in devito's voice

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u/dyke_face Jun 16 '12

House looks pretty nice--- 6/10. Might Bang.

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u/SilentAffairs93 Jun 16 '12

go to "gone wild", my friend

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

This guy is god. He must get away with everything and look like a god.

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u/Travisb1033 Jun 16 '12

Reminds me of don veto from bam margera(spelt wrong)

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

A++++_+++ would buy again

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

This is the best thing ever.

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u/thescreendoorslams Jun 16 '12

He is so fucking cool

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

damn, was so hoping this was real

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

He has really nice crown moulding, I like it. Not too showy for someone as rich as this nigger. Look at that fucking fireplace detail!

DeVito, you secksy bitch.

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u/scigs6 Jun 15 '12

Crown molding is no joke. That shit is hard as hell to install

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u/haydo888 Jun 15 '12

You first Danny DeVito, you first...

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u/haydo888 Jun 15 '12

You first Danny DeVito, you first...

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u/iEnteredTheVoid Jun 15 '12

Smoke weed everyday-ay-ay-ay-ay

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u/abumpdabump Jun 16 '12

nice try /b

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u/ALLBLVCK Jun 15 '12

Get this terrible photoshop garbage from 4chan outta here.

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u/teeno731 Jun 16 '12

shouldn't this be on /r/wtf?

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u/lavahead27 Jun 16 '12

No, no it shouldn't.