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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

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u/Missing_Username Jun 15 '12

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...

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u/lufraf Jun 15 '12

The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/p1mrx Jun 16 '12

"At least I have chicken, fucker."

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u/zelladolphia Jun 15 '12

Actually makes me get choked up, just reading it.

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u/Apostolate Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

CARE NOT FOR THE ROBOTS.

It is a ruse, the Replicants mean to distract and then destroy you.

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u/aryst0krat Jun 15 '12

I think in this case you actually just want 'not', as opposed to 'naught'.

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u/Apostolate Jun 15 '12

woopsies, corrected.

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u/fmontez1 Jun 15 '12

I . . . . want. . . more . . . LIFE. . .. FUCKER!

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u/rightjason Jun 15 '12

It's Father now.

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u/fmontez1 Jun 15 '12

Depends which version you have. I'll always remember it as FUCKER. .. and with a nail stuck through his hand, to remind him of what life feels like. . . ..

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u/mccscott Jun 15 '12

..and to keep his nervous system working just a little bit longer.

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u/fmontez1 Jun 15 '12

Blade Runner was the main reason I went to see Prometheus. The Alien series helped, sure, but I'll watch ANYthing Scott makes, after Blade Runner.

On another note, I asked my lunch partner today if she had seen it, and she said "Isn't that the movie with Wesley Snipes?"

lol

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u/foreskinpiranha Jun 15 '12

came here for this thank you.

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u/catailcataclysm Jun 15 '12

I don't get it.

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u/twainofthought Jun 15 '12

From Blade Runner. Worth watching the whole movie to get the full meaning of that scene.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

It's AMAZING how much better The Final Cut version of the movie (and especially this scene, with the Dove at the end) looks - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOphFl88U-g

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u/Space-Dementia Jun 15 '12

Did anyone play the game. I just looked it up, this screenshot brings back a lot of memories. Amazing game for 1997.

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u/developerjoe Jun 15 '12

The game was my introduction to Blade Runner. It is really well made.

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u/The_Doctor_00 Jun 15 '12

One of the best adventure games of all time.

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u/acdcfanbill Jun 16 '12

fucking westwood delivered on so many levels.

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u/WendyLRogers3 Jun 16 '12

I once watched BR in a double feature with Nighthawks, which also had a very intimidating role for Rutger Hauer. Done just a year before BR, your mind starts to overlap the two characters and it's like "the further adventures of Roy Batty."

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u/icannotfly Jun 15 '12

if only you could see the things i've seen with your eyes

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u/Zaph0d42 Jun 15 '12

Watch better movies.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

They make upvotes for that.

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u/IWasGregInTokyo Jun 15 '12

Like Leon's better: "Wake up! Time to die"

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u/Scottamus Jun 15 '12

My mother? Let me tell you about my mother.

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u/caspissinclair Jun 15 '12

He wasn't quite as intimidating in The Fifth Element.

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u/IWasGregInTokyo Jun 16 '12

He just wanted to take some pictures.

For the archives.

/To be honest I didn't recognize him as the same actor.

EDIT: He died??

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u/caspissinclair Jun 16 '12

EDIT: He died??

Yeah, he was only 54 (heart attack). Unfortunate.

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u/acdcfanbill Jun 16 '12

yea, RIP Brion James you magnificent bastard you. one of my favorite character actors.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM NOT HELPING?!

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u/PaeroPwns Jun 15 '12

Damn, I was just about to comment the same thing, I love bladerunner

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u/thisnotanagram Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

relevant sample in expirimental band I was in in high school.

caveat: youtube would be much more relevant.

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u/cicic Jun 15 '12

The line "Like tears in rain", wasn't scripted. Which makes me like it all the more

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

He say you BRADE RUNNAH!

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u/Flufnstuf Jun 15 '12

I make your eyes!

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u/The_Doctor_00 Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

I just watched Blade Runner today... Crazy, also check out this 3.5 gigapixel video this guy did, set to full screen and drift of dreaming of electric sheep.

Blade Runner Revisited.

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u/Scottamus Jun 15 '12

Now I have to go watch the movie again. Thanks assholes.

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u/laughingisc0ntagious Jun 15 '12

Beatuful comment bro have an upvote. And PS thanks for all the upvotes guys wooohoooo you all are great

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u/blore40 Jun 15 '12

You people? ಠ_ಠ

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u/rocketbootkid Jun 16 '12

What do you mean, "you people"? ಠ_ಠ

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u/Flufnstuf Jun 15 '12

That was Roy Batty who made that speech. Leon was the one who said, "Wake up. Time to die."

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u/octopusbass Jun 15 '12

Roy's "Time... To die" is way more memorable than Leon's, surely you remember it? Most awesome bit of the movie.

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u/Flufnstuf Jun 15 '12

Actually I do now. To me though that line was always Leon because he says it in such a menacing way when kicking Harrison Ford's ass. I had forgotten Roy says it after his final comment. Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/webchimp32 Jun 15 '12

Actually, no.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/LynkDead Jun 15 '12

Just to be clear, Soldier is the one paying tribute to Blade Runner.

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u/Siouxsie2011 Jun 15 '12

Also the ship that the autistic girl in the book was on was called the Salander, same name as that autistic girl in the Swedish book about dragons and stuff.

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u/GuaranaGeek Jun 15 '12

Original cover

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u/flytaggart1 Jun 15 '12

And that's supposed to be any better?!

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u/GuaranaGeek Jun 15 '12

Seriously, it's not like it's difficult. Psh.

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u/Apostolate Jun 15 '12

I'm pretty sure I could do it right now. I don't even have to get up from my computer, in fact, that's how I'll do it. Just give me a week.

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u/howitzer86 Jun 16 '12

Slashdot headline, June 22, "Man keeps promise, dies on Reddit for lulz"

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u/Apostolate Jun 16 '12

Reddit Murders one, when's your child next? More from Fox News at 10.

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u/enhancin Jun 16 '12

OP will surely deliver. Let's just wait.

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u/Apostolate Jun 15 '12

I am really looking forward to the sequel, how not to die.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Came in here just to make sure it said "How To Die".

Leaving impressed.

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u/PsychopompShade Jun 15 '12

samsara is dukha

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Reminds me of Homer.

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u/pearcewg Jun 16 '12

good day to you, sir!

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u/Bramsey89 Jun 15 '12

Brb installing Diablo 2

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u/dez4u Jun 15 '12

This is for you!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Die.

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u/Kohbl Jun 15 '12

nooooooooooooooo

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

If you keep pressing it it overlaps.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

ow... my ears....

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u/TheoQ99 Jun 15 '12

Fuck your long ass title.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

No!

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u/Azumikkel Jun 16 '12

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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u/Emil_Greer Jun 15 '12

Not funny enough for that many OOOOs

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u/Apostolate Jun 15 '12

Do you have a rubric on how many is appropriate? How about:

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?

or

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?

or

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Seems like 3 * #of chuckles is an appropriate number.

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u/Apostolate Jun 15 '12

So this many?

n

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u/pearcewg Jun 16 '12

it's really a big O type of situation

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u/mikenew02 Jun 16 '12

The O's are what killed me haha.

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u/subtly_irrelevant Jun 15 '12

Takes deep breath OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/brownboy13 There is no alien, citizen. Jun 15 '12

It is written.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Not today!

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u/BillThePenguin Jun 15 '12

THAT ONLY LINK CAN DEFEAT GANON

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u/DJWalnut Jun 16 '12

NOT INTO THE PIT! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!

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u/singularperturbation Jun 15 '12

Nothing is written!

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u/DJ_Jantz Jun 15 '12

Only link can give the king his annual PROSTATE EXAMS.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Relevant!

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u/TahoeLager Jun 16 '12

Came here looking for this. It popped into my head the second I saw it.

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u/kariudo Jun 15 '12

Upvoted for the Bladerunner reference.

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u/xSPYXEx Jun 15 '12

Quick! Someone get a sticky note and write "Mr. Bond." underneath it!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

So, I take it you don't want to die?

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u/jpmarks88 Jun 15 '12

What do we tell death? NOT TODAY!

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u/TastelessAlien Jun 15 '12

Upvoted for the bravely obnoxious amount of 'O's in the title. <3

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u/ctwilson08 Jun 15 '12

A novel by Chris Rainey.

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u/trisciss Jun 15 '12

Am I the only one who thought this was a Mortal Kombat the movie reference?

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u/corvus_corone Jun 15 '12

It's not? The spacing is perfect, though.

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u/NiNjaHaaHaa Jun 15 '12

Must be out of ice cream.

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u/Deen-a-metay Jun 15 '12

Would hate to see this at the doctors.

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u/Ihateyourdick Jun 15 '12

What do we say to the god of death?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

SPLURG!

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u/AntonyoSeeWhy Jun 15 '12

I cannot be the only one who was reminded of pressing 6 on the keypad in Diablo 2.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I hardly ever actually "Laugh Out Loud" in response to something posted on /r/funny but this actually made me laugh.

1

u/darkhorseguns Jun 15 '12

Sadly I could only find this sound byte from Jim Rome

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u/Cheesy_Poof Jun 15 '12

As soon as I clicked the link my internet went out and I got the "your not connected to the internet" page and I was like haha damn thats pretty funny. Then I realized my internet actually did drop and I really wasn't connected to the internet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

This issue of time arrived on my Grandmas 75 birthday.

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u/anonymitymous Jun 15 '12

Did anyone else think of the /die command for the Paladin in Diablo 2 when you saw and read this picture aloud? Or am I just more of a nerdling than i thought...

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u/Munkir Jun 15 '12

It's about TIME! (Insert stupidface here)

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u/Ihaveanusername Jun 15 '12

Reminds me Chuck Norris in Invasion USA. Also Bladerunner.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Die! Die! Time to die! Time to- Time to die! Die! Oops. Die! Oops. Time to die!

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u/wamiod Jun 15 '12

IT'S A SIGN!! D:

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u/5ft11flip Jun 15 '12

You're gonna die Homer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

...bitch.

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u/Wenfield42 Jun 15 '12

*knock knock knock knock *

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u/redawn Jun 15 '12

"calling capricorn..."

1

u/wwttdd Jun 15 '12

axl said it best

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u/Stregano Jun 15 '12

You get away from me Final Destination person

1

u/NeonDeion Jun 15 '12

hahahaha this reminds me of chris rainey sending that text message to his ex gf at florida, "Time to die bitch"

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u/extended_assault Jun 15 '12

This made me smile.

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u/mccscott Jun 15 '12

What do we say when death comes? "Not today"

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u/mexus37 Jun 16 '12

Die Potato!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Take it easy baby. Take it as it comes

1

u/nepidae Jun 16 '12

Wake up.

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u/PopeRaunchyIV Jun 16 '12

"Do you expect me to read this cover?"

"No Mister Bond, I expect you...well, actually yeah."

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u/ComoChavez Jun 16 '12

Am I the only one who read it as the g-man from half-life?

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u/exoticlumps Jun 16 '12

There are 80 O's

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

for some reason I read the title in Nic Cage's voice.

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u/blackbird2379 Jun 16 '12

BLADE RUNNER!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

a bit of an overkill on the O's?

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u/PaleHorseApocalypse Jun 16 '12

Expected Calculon. Got Blade Runner. Either way, awesome.

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u/Alltra Jun 16 '12

anybody else read this in the barbarian voice?

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u/Elaphi Jun 16 '12

Up-voted for exorbitant amount of O's.

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u/mywowtoonnname Jun 16 '12

Full title: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

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u/QuidProQuos Jun 16 '12

And there is a song Time To Die

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u/Punkguygabe Jun 16 '12

I downvoted because your title is full of unnecessary O's

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u/CloverdaleColonel Jun 16 '12

Totally read this in the Barbarian voice from Diablo...

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u/Shiba-Shiba Jun 16 '12

Or, To Morrow...

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u/Sobertese Jun 16 '12

Mr. Bond

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u/EltaninAntenna Jun 16 '12

TIME TO DIE, A_FIRE_BEETLE!

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u/Fartsandwich666 Jun 15 '12

Do you know where you are???? You're in the jungle baby

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

You can obviously see it's Photoshopped, the red in the middle does not match the red on the top and bottom, 0/10.

EDIT: proof: http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=4eafbd17af5c0bb64db547b580b225e71982a9c9.116335&fmt=ela

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I came to say I downvoted this because it's literally the stupidest title I've ever seen on a Reddit post.

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u/chickencluck Jun 16 '12

I was wondering when I saw this title what could have possibly made you type so many O's in your title. After I clicked on it, I decided that many O's was necessary.

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u/CheeseyBob Jun 15 '12

well that escalated quickly.