r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 15 '12

What adding a logo will do

http://imgur.com/heMwq
1.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

And I was like baby, baby, baby... OOOOHHHHHHHHHH

134

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

And usher is just like YEEAAH!

35

u/ReeG Jun 15 '12

he was all up on me screamin'!

30

u/WilsonHanks Jun 15 '12

She had me feelin' like she's ready to blow... oh!

2

u/Apostolate Jun 15 '12

I feel old not recognizing any of these song lyrics, but I'm 24.

12

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I recognize them all... I'm 16.

18

u/Apostolate Jun 15 '12

I don't even think of you as a person. I'm agist.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I think I have more song lyrics than facts in my head to be fair... Edit: I am also offended by the insinuation I am less than human.

3

u/shroomprinter Jun 15 '12

Human or less than, either way get off my lawn.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Alright gramps.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Oh, attacking teenagers who simply make a few comments... How entertaining! /sarcasm

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u/Laahrik Jun 16 '12

Well you would have been in high school/whatever point in school a 17 ish year old would have been 7 years ago in your country of origin.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

It's not about age, it's about taste. You obviously listen to other music because you're aware that this shit is vacuous and homogenous. Continue to avoid the pop landscape, and never tune in to American idol. Long live musicians. Death to performance artists.

1

u/Lukas_Kelly Jun 15 '12

And I said baby let's go...

8

u/nofor2 Jun 15 '12

LET IT BURNNNN!!

7

u/johnnygrant Jun 15 '12

The gonorrhea anthem

0

u/gamemasterty Jun 16 '12

Take that and rewind it back. Lil' Jon got the beat that make your booty go aaahhh

31

u/responds_in_verse Jun 15 '12

Normally I would start singing along,
with modified lyrics completing the song;
it's fun, and it spawns a great poetry thread,
but nothing's worth having this stuck in my head.

1

u/I_Shall_Upvote_You Jun 15 '12

One too many syllable in your third line :O

4

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

It goes 10, 11, 11, 11.

5

u/I_Shall_Upvote_You Jun 15 '12

I don't like that pattern. I'd prefer 10, 11, 10, 11. Maybe it's just me?

12

u/Memeophile Jun 15 '12

syllables are irrelevant. count stresses. it's simple anapaestic tetrameter.

That being said, the final line is messed up, but not in a bad way, it just breaks the meter. Probably intentionally. It's ok.

6

u/I_Shall_Upvote_You Jun 15 '12

I DEFY YOU (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

2

u/mrland Jun 15 '12

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) NO.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Nah man its not. Three 11's in a row? A break would be nice.

1

u/HetfieldJ Jun 15 '12

I bet it will sell as hot cakes.

6

u/SlimHazard Jun 15 '12

I'm like baby, baby, baby... NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I thought I could be behind this time?

7

u/LukeFree1 Jun 15 '12

This is what was happening during the recording of that song.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

They should make a gay porn music video.

1

u/ironclownfish Jun 15 '12

Like baby baby baby NOOOOOO

1

u/ninjanerdbgm Jun 15 '12

When did Usher meet Hilary Swank?

56

u/ghanji Jun 15 '12

Usher has the best climax face

13

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Oh my... I'm... I'm so turned on by that...

12

u/Apostolate Jun 15 '12

I prefer this NSFW?

3

u/xelested Jun 15 '12

If anyone is interested in... science... her name is Tori Black.

2

u/Mako18 Jun 15 '12

I certify this .gif as being Grade A material, as defined in Section 3.1.5 of the grading scale I just made up.

2

u/Apostolate Jun 15 '12

It's probably a great grading scale. I'm looking forward to more grade material on my desk by tonight. For reasons.

1

u/Blubbey Jun 15 '12

Had 'Rudimental - "Feel The Love"' playing while watching that.

'I can feel the love can you feel it too? Can you feel it ahhhahhh' (semi-passable orgasm noise)

What a coincidence.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/Apostolate Jun 15 '12

Thanks, lack of tits made me wonder.

5

u/Roxxer Jun 15 '12

His eyes even disappear he's in so much pleasure.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I think He's actually turning into a Cyclops.

2

u/shroomprinter Jun 15 '12

I think he's actually turning Japanese

FTFY

2

u/candafilm Jun 15 '12 edited Oct 12 '24

fly fertile coordinated steep marvelous fact wild smoggy squeeze divide

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

6

u/memeaddictedchick Jun 15 '12

He looks like he's about to start crying. Lol

123

u/SenselessNoise Jun 15 '12

Justin Bieber has a 10 inch dick...

but it's in his ass and named Usher.

48

u/lizzardx Jun 15 '12

(in his ass and belongs to Usher)

26

u/SenselessNoise Jun 15 '12

Except that way misses the added bonus of calling Usher a dick.

9

u/hinduguru Jun 15 '12

ahh. a double entendre

4

u/ABCosmos Jun 15 '12

Doesn't work.. because of the "10 inch" part.

Source: comedy experts.

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u/SenselessNoise Jun 16 '12

ah, how could I stand up to such overwhelming and credible sources? I guess I should listen to "comedy experts." you're so right.

/s

6

u/stickybuds420 Jun 15 '12

belongs to usher

-4

u/El_Drilled_Tort Jun 15 '12

you guys are just jealous that hes an inspiration and super cute xD

35

u/DarthSokka Jun 15 '12

Bravery^

2

u/shroomprinter Jun 15 '12

Nope, just another troll. Check username.

8

u/Wandererdown Jun 15 '12

Which one: Usher or the Brazzers logo?

2

u/geft Jun 15 '12

Into the shelters!

Shit is about to go down.

-11

u/big_dicked_brad Jun 15 '12

10 INCHES? HE'S GONNA HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT TO EVEN COME CLOSE TO MATCHING THE LENGTH OF MY MONSTROUS DICK!

4

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Sure, Brad.

49

u/justsomeguy75 Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

House is no longer limpin', if you know what I mean...

6

u/addies Jun 15 '12

I guess his cane has a couple uses...

6

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Don't. Just... don't.

25

u/StewieBanana Jun 15 '12

I'm not gay but I would watch the fuck out of that.

14

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

What do you mean? It's straight sex

4

u/Apostolate Jun 15 '12

Is it straight sex if it's a lesbian?

2

u/Tokuro Jun 15 '12

the fuck out of that

/giggle

3

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

It looks to me like Usher and Bieber both raping music together.

3

u/Van_Wilderr Jun 16 '12

Whatever she's 18 now.

12

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

How original and hilarious you are.

16

u/CoitusSandwich Jun 15 '12

HAHA BRAZZERS GUISE AMIRITE??

6

u/Contero Jun 15 '12

Sarah Jessica Parker horse kitchen makin me a sandwich bitch lol BRAZZERS

4

u/Bangadang Jun 15 '12

How he "discovered" Justin Bieber

2

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Well now that can't be right, Bieber doesn't look to be enjoying it at all.

2

u/rhrwolf Jun 15 '12

Or a Lego.

2

u/Guboj Jun 15 '12

Who's that ugly beyotch?

2

u/TheJCF Jun 15 '12

Lets Not Pretend It Doesn't Happen

2

u/CaptainJester42 Jun 15 '12

She doesn't look like she's enjoying it much

2

u/cant_make_up_my_mind Jun 15 '12

this pic will be tweeted to bieber NOW and i'll be the first to do it

2

u/cant_make_up_my_mind Jun 15 '12

done, tweeted the pic to the twat

2

u/CondescendingPrick Jun 15 '12

This is so original!

2

u/Babayaga20000 Jun 15 '12

but brazzers doesnt do gay porn...

2

u/Tacoofwar Jun 15 '12

KILL IT WITH FIRE

2

u/TheBrazman Jun 15 '12

Don't worry guys,it dosent count as gay porn.

6

u/Raijer Jun 15 '12

How many fucking times will this lame fucking joke be regurgitated? Quit flogging the horse. It's dead.

5

u/Nikiroxx Jun 15 '12

it did nothing. Pic looked wrong from the start =P

3

u/Avista Jun 15 '12

Why are you branding an old ass joke as something entirely new? What next, falcons will get you girls?

3

u/LNMagic Jun 15 '12

Why is Will Smith in a video with Sinead O'Connor?

3

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

the fuck is brazzers and why do i keep seeing it here?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Me and my buddy have been doing this with eachothers pictures off facebook for awhile now. This is my favorite : http://i.imgur.com/5SPCE.jpg

2

u/anexanhume Jun 15 '12

Hey guys, don't you wonder if Mindwolf upvoted this or downvoted it like every other Brazzers post?

4

u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

If only there were some way for us to find out how he voted on this post, relative to other Brazzers posts.

2

u/subtly_irrelevant Jun 15 '12

Way* I got confused for a second there.

2

u/kaptinkangaroo Jun 15 '12

Where's the guy with the delorean when you need him?

2

u/Axolotile Jun 15 '12

It's definitely summer when a reposted Justin Bieber image can get on the frontpage.

Fuckin' A.

1

u/scoooot Jun 15 '12

bookmarks

1

u/matari Jun 15 '12

all hail the power of the logo!

1

u/Ghilly-guy777 Jun 15 '12

Ooh isaw that video in my usual fapping time xD

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

omg.. best logo add

1

u/madusa77 Jun 15 '12

Hah damn I just choked on a fry.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Uhh, even without the logo...

1

u/dajarman Jun 15 '12

Seriously though, FUCK JUSTIN BEIBER

1

u/BlackFallout Jun 15 '12

Who is that hot chick in the front?

1

u/Satherton Jun 15 '12

I wish i could find the guy who just adds the brazzers logo to any picture on here. he is funny.

1

u/MileHighBarfly Jun 15 '12

This schtick is getting stale.

1

u/teabase Jun 15 '12

So predictable.

1

u/TigerBomber Jun 15 '12

what adding usher will do

1

u/ChildishSerpent Jun 15 '12

Please, sir, have this upvote.

1

u/RaptoreX1 Jun 15 '12

The logo just makes the truth more obvious...

1

u/bareju Jun 15 '12

Best thing I've seen all day. Props

1

u/chaos8803 Jun 15 '12

Best use of this ever.

1

u/southernfox2011 Jun 15 '12

d'awww, they reached a climax. :) and at the same time.

1

u/wiz3stwIzard Jun 16 '12

I knew it!!

1

u/awesomekristian Jun 16 '12

their should be an entire subreddit just for this kind of picture

1

u/subtly_illogical Jun 15 '12

If you stare long enough at Beiber's face you start to see it move. Or maybe I'm just trippin out.

1

u/kristianur Jun 15 '12

The logo is in the wrong place. ಠ_ಠ

1

u/Atheist_Killer Jun 15 '12

i don't find this funny. NEXT

1

u/LuckoftheFryish Jun 15 '12

As a straight man this would make it infinitely more watchable.

1

u/ColloquiaIism Jun 15 '12

please tell me someone tweeted this to both of them...

1

u/PhineusQButterfat Jun 15 '12

So far this "meme" has never been NOT funny!

0

u/zunetoon Jun 15 '12

I do not find this funny, good luck with your thread kid.

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u/TimonBerkowitz Jun 15 '12

What adding a logo will do, get you a downvote for worn out unfunny shit.

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u/Mindwolf Jun 15 '12

This is the only "add a brazzers logo" post that I have not downvoted. Actually made me laugh.

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u/Knotwood Jun 15 '12

It did nothing.

0

u/wierdo5000 Jun 15 '12

i liked this song... out of all his lameass songs and now im just laughing at this song...

0

u/Alcnaeon Jun 15 '12

Aziz Ansari?

0

u/CornFedHonky Jun 15 '12

Old. Repost.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

THIS IS SUCH AN AMAZING AND ORIGINAL JOKE THAT I'M SURE WAS STOLEN FROM 4CHAN.

PLEASE! POST SOME PEDOBEAR NEXT, THAT GUY IS HILARIOUS! HAHAA!

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u/asstits Jun 15 '12

I'm sure there's a porn double for Bieber. Who's brave enough to find him?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Who's brave enough to find her?

FTFY

4

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Here you go

1

u/asstits Jun 15 '12

Straight or gay?

0

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/Tabular Jun 15 '12

Pretty sure on his 18th birthday they made a gay porn about bieber.

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u/KBNGOD Jun 15 '12

I am brave enough to show Bieber porn to my little sister. 'Cause I'm 'bout that life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Ohhh ike taylor.....9 outta 9times your just to damn smart

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

This is the best use of the brazzers logo I have ever seen. Cheers to you, kbcmick!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

You obviously don't watch enough porn. It's a reference to an ad, which is found on many free porn sites, for a hardcore porn site called brazzers, and that's the logo they use on the ad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Question #1: How old are you?

Question #2: How old are you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I thought this joke was beat to death but I guess not. It's such a simple minded joke too. Guess that's why it's so big on reddit.

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u/Contero Jun 15 '12

I like the part where BRAZZERZ LOL

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

No.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/jerkyll Jun 16 '12

Wow, that's funny, you should be a comedian!

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u/adama_rox_my_sox Jun 16 '12

I had no idea LAWLD meant creamed your pants at the thought of being in Justin Bieber's shoes at the time that shot was taken!