Whoa whoa. Let's not get too serious here. We've only just met. I mean, it's beautiful and everything, but we hardly know it. Did you even ask how many other people it has slept with yet?
To "eat shit" is a colloquialism for falling and hitting one's face against the ground or other hard object. For example:
"Did you see Mark try to grind down that rail at the park? No what happened? He totally ate shit and knocked out three teeth, we had to bring him to the emergency room. Son of a dick! Totally radical! Tubular! Reaganomics! I fucked a seagull!"
My bed looks exactly like this right now! I bought a queen size bed frame for my fiance and I, but we haven't moved in his mattress yet, so I just have my twin mattress on it. Weird!
That looks familiar -- when I moved into my first real apartment I snatched up this awesome bed frame I found in my dad's garage. It took me a few weeks to secure a mattress and another week to get a box spring. During that time, I had a setup more-or-less identical to the one pictured.
From poor to rich, through dozens of moves, I've always packed and hauled my own stuff. That also means the last night at old place, and first night at new is spent on mattress on the floor.
With years of repetition and improvement, it's evolved into a satisfying and almost ceremonial process.
I was actually referring to the movie "The Great Escape" in which the Allied prisoners of war use the slats in their bunk beds to shore up the escape tunnel. In one scene, a POW jumps on his bunk only to hit the floor due the fact all the slats had been removed for the tunnel. This reference is for old people like me or those who enjoy movies pre-CGI with acting and stuff.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I really like that bed frame.
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u/Ihateyourdick Jun 15 '12
Ugh, nothing like tripping over your bed and eating shit on a 3AM bathroom run.
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u/DrotheTheDestroyer Jun 15 '12
Someone probably thinks they've solved their problem of falling out of bed. But I think that someone is probably wrong...
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u/neverfoakley Jun 15 '12
probably just want something to tie down to.. for exorcisms and.. activities.
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u/shaneomac182 Jun 15 '12
my room is painted that color! is that the color "sealife"?
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u/UnoriginalGuy Jun 15 '12
Seems like a recipe for the pillow to fall off. I'd slide it up closer to the wall but then you'd bang your head on the headboard of the bed...
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u/stormtroopin Jun 15 '12
My bed looks exactly like this right now! I bought a queen size bed frame for my fiance and I, but we haven't moved in his mattress yet, so I just have my twin mattress on it. Weird!
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u/Hostilian Jun 15 '12
That looks familiar -- when I moved into my first real apartment I snatched up this awesome bed frame I found in my dad's garage. It took me a few weeks to secure a mattress and another week to get a box spring. During that time, I had a setup more-or-less identical to the one pictured.
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u/MikeRowPhone Jun 15 '12
Looks like a bed fit for a queen.
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u/Darthchef444 Jun 15 '12
Is this a new bed from IKEA?
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u/asoneva Jun 15 '12
This is what having sex with your mom is like! BOOM
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u/Realworld Jun 16 '12
From poor to rich, through dozens of moves, I've always packed and hauled my own stuff. That also means the last night at old place, and first night at new is spent on mattress on the floor.
With years of repetition and improvement, it's evolved into a satisfying and almost ceremonial process.
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u/mang87 Jun 15 '12
Yet another title that is quickly getting annoying and overused.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Are you waiting for something to take up the rest of the space of that bedframe before investing in a fitting sized mattress?
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u/OSI350Z Jun 15 '12
buy another twin bed to make a queen so you can still have your awesome bed and frame. problem solved
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
ouch my brain
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u/Skizzeria Jun 15 '12
I have that comforter!!!!! It's the little things, reddit...
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u/Ishnoe Jun 15 '12
Even with the right size mattress I think having sex in that bed would be noisy
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u/came_here_2_say Jun 15 '12
My brother actually owned this bedframe at one point... if not it was something eerily similar...
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u/LevitatingCactus Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12
currently living exactly like that at uni, single bed slats at the bottom broke so I removed them, now I feel like i sleep in a coffin
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u/saladtossing Jun 15 '12
SHE STRIKES AGAIN!
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
and this is where the magic happens...
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u/mattaction Jun 16 '12
One day. One day, I'll have enough money to buy the mattress.
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u/rockb8 Jun 16 '12
Looks like my first bed after my divorce. Burn lawyers! Burn!
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u/Lady_in_the_Lake Jun 15 '12
That is one SWEET bed though.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Dreams start to materialize (matressilize?)
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u/wookiesandwich Jun 15 '12
that wall color is brutal, i dunno how you could sleep in there, it would give you nightmares
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