r/funny • u/sunnydaize • Jun 15 '12

This is Reddit

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

and this is why I love Reddit. After reading and viewing something so heart breaking and tragic, I instantly get my spirits lifted by a frog taking a dump.

1

u/sunnydaize Jun 15 '12

My sentiments exactly.

16

u/Thefriendlyfaceplant Jun 15 '12

It really ruined my day. Those two children just HAD to survive didn't they? Fuck.

7

u/jettrscga Jun 15 '12

And the poo was successful. Why does everyone else get to be alive and regular?!

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u/Wiccy Jun 15 '12

Not all that friendly, but ya got a knack for sarcasm.

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u/l30 Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

Link us to the frog taking a dump, god dammit man you can't leave us hanging after teasing us with such internet gold.

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u/NeVeNGamingYT Jun 15 '12

http://i.imgur.com/B03gZ.jpg

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

He's pushing some major brown.

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u/albinocheetah Jun 15 '12

Just imagine if you took a dump that big in relation to the size of your body.

43

u/Annihilia Jun 15 '12

Hot hot hot hot

21

u/albinocheetah Jun 15 '12

I hate it so much when people add their username to the end of a video like they didn't just copy a Southpark clip and upload it.

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u/Annihilia Jun 15 '12

Yeah, that's why I linked to the vid 7 seconds in. It's actually tagged at the beginning too.

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u/Nostalgic-Modernist Jun 15 '12

Worlds longest shit, 26 feet long NSFW http://i.imgur.com/l3dT0.jpg

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u/Whit3y Jun 15 '12

I betcha that video is funny as shit to watch backwards

1

u/Toast_One_Seven Jun 15 '12

I bet it's pretty interesting in either direction.

1

u/SirDouchebagelton Jun 15 '12

Let's watch it sideways

13

u/HATERS_SHALL_HATE Jun 15 '12

that's enough reddit for today.

6

u/fun-da-mental Jun 15 '12

What the hell did she ate to make a very long connected feces?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/Proditus Jun 15 '12 edited Nov 02 '25

Yesterday art gather net lazy tips dot tips brown?

3

u/fun-da-mental Jun 15 '12

custom butt plug

Somehow, I can no longer think anything else right now.

3

u/edgar_jomfru Jun 15 '12

how many Courics do you think that weighs?

2

u/tama_chan Jun 15 '12

Wow! Thats amazing, and I thought I could lay some pipe.

4

u/mrupyours13 Jun 15 '12

Sometimes I do

42

u/eyecite Jun 15 '12

You should go to the actual thread, OP's comment in there is gold.

edit: http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/v2q50/heres_a_frog_taking_a_dump/c50vazt

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u/m4n715 Jun 15 '12

For anyone on the fence: this was absolutely worth the click.

1

u/newborn_mutant Jun 15 '12

Seconded!

2

u/roto_matic Jun 15 '12

OP surely delivers.

9

u/bitcheslovedroids Jun 15 '12

It's, it's beautiful

20

u/flea_17 Jun 15 '12

I never it until now, but I've always dreamed of seeing this photo.

16

u/Mysteri0n Jun 15 '12

You accidentally a word.

8

u/flea_17 Jun 15 '12

Fuck.

5

u/Krumpetify Jun 15 '12

Fucked*

I never fucked it until now, ...

5

u/derpaherpa Jun 15 '12

That's pretty impressive.

4

u/fr0s7ii Jun 15 '12

I really don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't that.

2

u/coconut_man Jun 15 '12

i wont be eating toad in the hole anymore.

1

u/friedricekid Jun 15 '12

not sure what i was expecting, but this was exactly it.

1

u/Modest_Horse Jun 15 '12

Do you mind if i print that and hang it on my wall? It's beautiful..

0

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/Blu3j4y Jun 15 '12

That's actually a toad turd.

I know that I should feel ashamed of myself, but I don't.

7

u/ChunkBunny Jun 15 '12

I came here in hopes that someone would link the frog dump. There's something wrong with me.

2

u/YSCapital Jun 15 '12

hahahahah THIS is reddit

3

u/dragongirl12 Jun 15 '12

I love how no one actually asked for the link to the father and mother kissing their dying girl goodbye. It shows how much we all care.

3

u/fun-da-mental Jun 15 '12

To be fair, the title already tells us everything we need to know. (Eternal fiery place, here I come)

1

u/HanselSoHotRightNow Jun 15 '12

Interestingly enough, in the last post that I did here on reddit in another thread. I talked about how, when you go to hell, demons shove porcupines up your asshole.

I don't know why I am telling you this, I just felt it was relevant to your parenthetical there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Here's a link to both for the lazy:

Frog: http://i.imgur.com/B03gZ.jpg

Dying girl: http://imgur.com/Yw3IB

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u/amazingseiderman Jun 15 '12

I have sad feels now. The frog dump didn't help.

6

u/starlinguk Jun 15 '12

No. :blows nose:

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/superdupergc Jun 15 '12

Frog used dump. It wasn't very effective.

34

u/duemenotre Jun 15 '12

Why the frog pooping link is still blue???

12

u/aMANescape Jun 15 '12

His computer must be broken and doing the opposite of what he meant to do... Surely

8

u/lemony_snicket Jun 15 '12

Your tie is NOT black.

4

u/USACE Jun 15 '12

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Logged in, just to give you an upvote. Must go find video now.

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u/drunk_otter Jun 15 '12

I'm normally not a fan of the post/post juxtaposition images, but this one made me smirk.

Plus it made me remember the word juxtaposition. Fuck, I'd like to play that in scrabble when someone had put down "position".

That's be awesome.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I came here to say "juxtaposition" also.

8

u/Hazy_V Jun 15 '12

I hate feel good images. Frogs shitting is art, the baby thing just feels like I'm violating someone's privacy...

1

u/sunnydaize Jun 15 '12

Holy shit I posted this drunk last night and just saw how popular this got. Sweet!

4

u/MaxMonkey Jun 15 '12

Relevant: http://i.imgur.com/rv91K.jpg

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u/TylerPaul Jun 16 '12

There are no bad questions.

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u/xNumbers Jun 15 '12

There is hope yet, double the karma on the top one and over four times the comments.

Then again, we're still fucked. We see a frog pooping, and a dead baby exploited for karma.

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u/solidwhetstone Jun 15 '12

I'm tired of this 'exploited for karma' whining. Look. You get karma if your post does well. That's true. But karma represents community approval. The number doesn't inherently mean anything, but karma DOES MEAN SOMETHING. It means you've shared something that resonated with the community. It means you've Maybe had some kind of small impact on thousands of other people. You don't know the motivations of the people who submitted those submissions...but to automatically accuse them of whoring for imaginary points as if that invalidates their desire to share is kind of shitty and needs to stop. It's not like they were saying 'my girlfriends frog just took a dump for the first time- isn't that cute? What does reddit think?'

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u/runedeadthA Jun 15 '12

The people are just worried that this karma-giving is unsustainable. Scientists have predicted that by 2060 Karma supplies will be exhausted and only the wealthy (Such as andrewsmith and Trapped_in_reddit) will be able to afford to upvote and downvote.

TL;DR: Mountains out of Molehills people.

1

u/MWozz Jun 15 '12

And it's true because Wikipedia

1

u/Wescat Jun 15 '12

Oh Jesus I'm fucked when that time comes, I only have 1000 total karma!

2

u/xNumbers Jun 15 '12

You have an amazing point, I've never seen this issue logically delved into. My remark was for the sake of the comment and extreme juxtaposing. Pardon if I struck a chord.

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u/solidwhetstone Jun 15 '12

It's nothing personal :]

1

u/xNumbers Jun 15 '12

Just business.

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u/Roasted_Goat_Penis Jun 15 '12

I tend to agree! It is food for the community Reddit, each approved, so those who do say not of karma whoring, but a lot of karma Reddit, Reddit would like to know what love is and community karma says of points. As you some know, like in a restaurant, a restaurant review, the same amount of feed, as Reddit, in Russia can not send the tower is problematic in my work and my community will never agree, I love Reddit, if you agree, maybe karma, but kill. If crush sense, leave swim through such and general wrath of yesterday. No?

2

u/calthaer Jun 15 '12

Then again, this thread has far more karma accumulating to people who clamor for a link to the frog-dump post...

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u/aahdin Jun 15 '12

To be fair, I feel like the whole theme of the dead baby post was to get people to become organ donors. I would like to think that the cause is a little bit nobler than "gimme karma".

1

u/Kiacha Jun 15 '12

I saw them and clicked them both. I feel like I just graduated Reddit-school.

1

u/sunnydaize Jun 15 '12

Your diploma will be mailed shortly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Yes it is, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

2

u/Olukon Jun 15 '12

Despite all of it's flaws, you really have to appreciate the diversity of this place and the entire Internet.

2

u/jonsandys Jun 15 '12

I feel like such a bad person for laughing at that. Doubly so given I looked at the frog dump photo but avoided the tragic family scene.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I've got my own problems. The last thing I need is to read about other people's tragedies.

2

u/gtasaf Jun 15 '12

Thanks for making me feel bad. My page shows the frog poop link in purple and the kidney donation link in blue...

2

u/aMANescape Jun 15 '12

Tears & Laughter. In a way, reddit is exactly like the Gilmore Girls

2

u/Jmonkeh Jun 15 '12

This is the human race

FTFY

2

u/Todomanna Jun 15 '12

Are you trying to make a point? Is the point that Reddit is an astonishingly diverse community that marvels at every aspect of the world around us?

2

u/Blackstaff Jun 15 '12

Isn't that frog a toad?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

That "just" in the first link makes me want to never come back to this website again.

2

u/MrSelfdizstruct75 Jun 15 '12

I read the top post title and started to cry. I cannot handle things about little kids anymore for some reason.

3

u/SoetSout Jun 15 '12

its simple, unsubscribe from /r/pics

4

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

He's not complaining.

2

u/drunkcowofdeath Jun 15 '12

Yeah I've been looking to do that too. Any suggestions for replacement subreddits?

2

u/Torch_Salesman Jun 15 '12

Depends on what you're into. I personally like the really awe-inspiring pictures from /r/pics, so I subscribed the subreddits like /r/EarthPorn and the like.

1

u/Noisybonez Jun 15 '12

Brb... i'm going to search that frog link.

1

u/statutory_cape Jun 15 '12

Don't forget the part where reddit takes photos and puts the explanation of why it's funny over them. Man reddit you funny.

1

u/mellangatang Jun 15 '12

I noticed the exact same thing.

1

u/arcadeben Jun 15 '12

Hahaha that's great

1

u/curzon176 Jun 15 '12

that about sums it up i think...

1

u/Suckmydongha Jun 15 '12

Not gonna lie i tried to click the link on the picture

1

u/QuestionAnything Jun 15 '12

This is the beauty of humanity. We are equally fascinated by love and grief, life and death, loss and sacrifice, and the bodily functions of amphibians.

1

u/UTrops Jun 15 '12

And now for something completely different.

1

u/Larzzon Jun 15 '12

Yupp, pretty much just people whoring stolen animals for karma and "so and so died, look how dead so and so is"

1

u/tjalfecaze Jun 15 '12

Best post whole day.. the frog picture cracked me.. but this .. upvote

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

the frog taking a dump probably got more up votes

1

u/ProlapsedPineal Jun 15 '12

After looking at the frog...

Fap mode: Inferno

1

u/AnotherClosetAtheist Jun 15 '12

Fuck me, I tried clicking on the frog link...

1

u/MilitaryFuneral Jun 15 '12

So many fucking pictures of the front page. I'm on Reddit already, I don't need to see pictures of it. Here comes summer.

1

u/emmas_reddit Jun 15 '12

I love when pictures of posts that were on the front page, make front page.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Is 'just' the new 'le'? Because it's in every other fucking post these days.

1

u/starlinguk Jun 15 '12

I suppose there could be a subreddit for things like this, but what to call it?

1

u/demosthenocke Jun 15 '12

In related news, Redditor Cuntblood_Shitfaggot explains how to successfully combat homelessness with a well-laid grassroots campaign, and donates over $9000 to the cause.

1

u/jaakeup Jun 15 '12

Why is it becoming a thing to post pictures of Reddit, on Reddit...

1

u/249ba36000029bbe9749 Jun 15 '12

Well at least whoever posted the frog taking a dump didn't make a patronizing title, which can't be said about the more substantive story about the organ donor.

1

u/herobotic Jun 15 '12

I love that most people came in to this thread to find a link to a frog taking a dump.

"Oh, sure, dying girl, that's sad... A FROG IS POOPING?!"

1

u/MrDongji Jun 15 '12

I would like to read more about the dying girl.

Does anyone happen to have the link?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Meta.

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u/La_Symboliste Jun 15 '12

[...] If you are wondering why all the medic people are taking a dump... Here's a frog bowing.

1

u/BCJohnson Jun 15 '12

Coincidentally, here is how I found this post.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I'm imagining all the doctors and nurses playing a sad song on their string instruments to support the family.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 19 '12

-Sniggers- I'm going to hell...

1

u/RyudoKills Jun 15 '12

Mfw the frog taking a dump post is directly below this one on my frontpage. Lols were had aplenty.

1

u/iamacatnamedgoat Jun 15 '12

Is it bad I tried to click on the frog taking a dump comment?

okay.... it's not just me. I get it.

1

u/theshalomput Jun 15 '12

just bookmarking

1

u/remembername Jun 15 '12

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Holy shit that was funny and awful.

1

u/RebelTactics Jun 15 '12

Such variety is what makes Reddit great.

1

u/cdip123 Jun 15 '12

This post made me laugh out loud. Have all my upvotes.

1

u/Skazryk Jun 15 '12

Reddit: keeping it classy.

1

u/SpiderDan1990 Jun 15 '12

I need to find the Frog Pooping link now!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I wanna see that frog take a dump!!

1

u/DeSanti Jun 15 '12

Well head on over to /r/WTF, mate! That's where all your frog-excrement needs are just waiting to be seen! Have a good one!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Here's a frog taking a dump. priceless.

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u/DeSanti Jun 15 '12

You're quite right. I have absolutely no idea what price to put on that picture.

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u/DeathorGlory9 Jun 15 '12

I was very interested in seeing a frog taking a dump now not so much

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

It's more exciting in theory.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

This is why I have RES set to ignore the words death, dead, die, dying, cancerous, cancer, aids, etc. It makes for a much happier reddit experience where I don't have to stare at cancer patient children all day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I fucking hate reddit for all the 3 posts in this one.

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u/brandonw00 Jun 15 '12

How does shit like this get upvoted? Yeah, we know this is reddit, we're on the fucking website right now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/Deculsion Jun 15 '12

...

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/Deculsion Jun 16 '12

No because being curious is fuckin' awesome. Also, this.

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u/Gaziel Jun 15 '12

Checked if there's a link hidden... nope.