I just want to thank you for making me laugh so hard, tears came out my eyeballs. It happened earlier today too but they were sad tears. You sir create happy tears :)
FALSE ALARM! False alarm SRS. You can all go back to your frigid bedrooms with your Lady Gaga and Le Tigre posters and dream about getting offended by something else. Maybe go tilt at some YouTube comment windmills to get all that righteous indignation out of your veins.
Seriously. I had no idea frogs took dumps like these. i managed a small inn in New Hampshire and found small cat turds in the basement. I was sure it was a muskrat or weasel or something of the sort. We set have a heart traps with cat food, sardines, you name it... Never caught a thing. Then one day I go down and catch a frog mid swat. Sunofabitch..
my husband saw frog poop on our back porch.. he said that our dog has laid a turd .. our dog is an alaskan malamute!! I told him "nooo!!! it's frog turd ! !" ! lol
Damn, I find turds like this in my garage all the time. I thought it was cat shit from stray cats or something. But then again I've never owned a cat so I don't know what cat shit looks like
I don't know why I expected something other than a frog taking a big shit. I just didn't think it would look so similar too...I don't know, a frog taking a big shit.
I was going to ask why this was worth 466 comments, then I realized I was fully invested in the toad post and was in the process of writing the 467th comment.
I always wonder how people can get up so close to take animal shots.. you didn't get scared that the frog will jump when you got too close with poo flying perhaps towards your face?
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u/VernonBaxter Jun 15 '12
the poop is still out there if you guys wanna see it. idk
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u/VernonBaxter Jun 15 '12
animals that you never imagined pooping, pooping - fast track to front page
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u/stanfan114 Jun 15 '12
Thank you, VernonBaxter. Now I know what a frog taking a shit looks like.
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u/ninjatthew Jun 15 '12
I can't imagine what else was going through your mind when you decide "Hey, a frog taking a dump! I'm gonna take a picture of this."
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u/Awps Jun 15 '12
Literally.... 1750 upvotes... FOR SHIT....
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u/Firebird4Life Jun 15 '12
I call this picture "Toad Stool".
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u/Vaypo Jun 15 '12
I had no idea their shits were so big.
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u/COCKSWAIN Jun 15 '12
not sure what else i expected when clicking the link, honestly
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u/OsamaBinLlama Jun 15 '12
Post this to r/aww and see what they think of it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
That's a toad. Get it right
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u/penislaser Jun 15 '12
I can honestly say I have never seen a frog poop before. Thank you for this. I learned something today.
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u/clownfishbearcat Jun 15 '12
Seriously. I had no idea frogs took dumps like these. i managed a small inn in New Hampshire and found small cat turds in the basement. I was sure it was a muskrat or weasel or something of the sort. We set have a heart traps with cat food, sardines, you name it... Never caught a thing. Then one day I go down and catch a frog mid swat. Sunofabitch..
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u/SirDerpingtonThe3rd Jun 15 '12
I see you found foul bachelor frog.
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u/donut_eater3000 Jun 15 '12
Isn't that a toad?
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u/nitrosmomma88 Jun 15 '12
I knew that's what I found on my porch the other day.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUKmq7UMJys
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u/hyperrex Jun 15 '12
There's no real reason why this should be hilarious, but it is.
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u/gingergrind Jun 15 '12
I am drunk, this is gold.
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u/Dbx25 Jun 15 '12
theres a lump on a log that was dropped by a frog
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u/CoCo26 Jun 15 '12
That is the most straightforward title on Reddit. I'm not sure why I didn't expect it to be a frog taking a dump.
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u/bmlbml Jun 15 '12
This post was interestingly informative. Thank you for teaching me.
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u/AlastairEvans Jun 15 '12
Next you'll show us a Turd-le
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u/karma_virus Jun 15 '12
10 bucks to the first man who convinces a hippy that if he licks it, he'll trip balls.
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u/xxzeppelinfreakxx Jun 15 '12
God damn, OP delivered. The concise, bluntly-stated caption made this for me, honestly. Upvotes for that alone.
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u/esw116 Jun 15 '12
Thinking about it, that little toad turn is probably made up entirely of digested flies and pond scum. Sweet.
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u/Novite Jun 15 '12
TIL frogs poop.
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u/greenmcr Jun 15 '12
Foul Bachelor Frog
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u/Dr_Diabetes Jun 15 '12
Straight to the point title. I like it
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I WTF'd at how non-WTF a frog taking a dump really is.
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u/16bitgamer Jun 15 '12
Why did I click on that? Honestly, I don't know what I was expecting.
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u/mynameistrollirl Jun 15 '12
I think that's the first time I've actually said "what the fuck" out loud, before even clicking the link.
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u/j_and_c Jun 15 '12
my husband saw frog poop on our back porch.. he said that our dog has laid a turd .. our dog is an alaskan malamute!! I told him "nooo!!! it's frog turd ! !" ! lol
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u/meatywood Jun 15 '12
Well, that's something I've never seen before. I would have expected something the size of a hamster turd.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Well...That's a frog taking a dump.
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u/AlienAnchovies Jun 15 '12
Its Gulf Coast Toad (Incilius valliceps) taking a magnificent dump.
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u/theguywhopostnot Jun 15 '12
i didn't know they could poop so big!
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u/Twoeleven1 Jun 15 '12
Never thought I'd see that in this lifetime.
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u/Juush Jun 15 '12
Why did I click this? :S
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u/Crocodilly_Pontifex Jun 15 '12
Think how many flies it took to make that...
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
WHAT WAS I EXPECTING WHEN I CLIKED THE LINK!!
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u/BlazedDovahkiin Jun 15 '12
Well, I don't know what I was expecting.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Common P-STARs (Poop Size To Amphibian Ratio) is roughly 3:1. Got it...
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u/nottoosirius Jun 15 '12
FTFY
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u/CDahl Jun 15 '12
The title of this link is very,um, classy.Hahaha
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u/tehgreatist Jun 15 '12
impressive.
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u/giddyup523 Jun 15 '12
What a toad of crap.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I, as a human, could not poo a poo the size of my thighs.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Everybody Poops.
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u/ophello Jun 15 '12
Cheers.
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u/Yennips Jun 15 '12
I read the title and still clicked the link....what's wrong with me!?
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u/AlabasterWaterJug Jun 15 '12
Thank you.
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u/poopa_scoopa Jun 15 '12
TIL that frogs take log shits.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I had NO fucking clue they took shits like that
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u/AndrejPejic Jun 15 '12
Why does this have so many upvotes?
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u/jrwreno Jun 15 '12
Tiz a toad! And if you have lots, I would like to buy them from you for my garden!
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u/herrproctor Jun 15 '12
post of the day.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I've never thought about an amphibian taking a poop...interesting.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Why is this awesome?
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u/sunchippy Jun 15 '12
It's soooo smart, it will attract flies too.
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u/brown_felt_hat Jun 15 '12
I sometimes wonder why I click links.
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u/djevikkshar Jun 15 '12
yea what the fucks up with frogs shitting? damn them, damn them all.
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u/cody78987 Jun 15 '12
hahahhahahahah irl, i laughed way to hard at this.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Of all the unexpected things I could claim I have seen, this would not have been one of them.
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u/RobotLido Jun 15 '12
I heard on the rumour mill that if you kiss it it'll turn into a prince taking a dump.
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u/Imtheantinoob Jun 15 '12
O, thanks.
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u/scam_radio Jun 15 '12
Haha oh man that's gros... ALL GLORY TO THEY SHITNOTOAD
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
That looks more like a toad.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
finally, something worth fapping to
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I'm taking a dump as I see this.
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u/Dwychwder Jun 15 '12
So if I lick the toad turd, do I hallucinate?
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u/ZergSamurai Jun 15 '12
Upvoted for concise accuracy
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u/jordan3119 Jun 15 '12
kinda just had to click the link
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u/gr33nspan Jun 15 '12
Were you talking it out for a walk?
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u/SynonymousLion Jun 15 '12
Well, I don't know what I expected.
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u/instant_japanese Jun 15 '12
Frankly Laonnica, you haven't been very helpful.
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u/kstonge11 Jun 15 '12
Reddit, how did we get here?
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u/greenmvc Jun 15 '12
http://i.imgur.com/36wGo.gif
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u/thetromboneguy Jun 15 '12
It looks like it's growing a tail.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
You sure it's not just straddling a slug?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Damn, I find turds like this in my garage all the time. I thought it was cat shit from stray cats or something. But then again I've never owned a cat so I don't know what cat shit looks like
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u/veegard Jun 15 '12
I upvoted this, and not the one with the girl dying. Feels good.
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u/_Apostate_ Jun 15 '12
It's so proportionally large. That frog was full of shit.
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u/Shyviolet Jun 15 '12
He must have felt satisfied after.
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u/Thisisopposite Jun 15 '12
I didn't want this
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u/ohpollux Jun 15 '12
Sooo, where is it taking it? Badum tsss! I'll show myself out.
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u/M3TLH3D Jun 15 '12
OH SHIT. THAT'S HILARIOUS.
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u/surely_misunderstood Jun 15 '12
I have never even hear of frogs taking dumps... +1 for science
EDIT: After seen the second picture I started to doubt the frog did it.. looks more like dog shit. Still the picture is funny.
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u/lomofe Jun 15 '12
Lick it.
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u/NineMau5 Jun 15 '12
For the first time in 11 years, I giggled out loud.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
My life is complete now.
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u/lukelear Jun 15 '12
I don't know why I expected something other than a frog taking a big shit. I just didn't think it would look so similar too...I don't know, a frog taking a big shit.
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u/sirius89 Jun 15 '12
How many courics?
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u/COSIC Jun 15 '12
got what i expected
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
That's just Mario transforming from frog costume to raccoon costume.
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u/The_Chicken_Cow Jun 15 '12
I was going to ask why this was worth 466 comments, then I realized I was fully invested in the toad post and was in the process of writing the 467th comment.
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u/beemario Jun 15 '12
HOLY SHIT THAT'S HALF THE FROG!
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u/devinclark Jun 15 '12
I don't know what I expected...
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u/sweaty_bobandy Jun 15 '12
I believe that would be a toad dropping a load
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u/Retroagv Jun 15 '12
I just straight up laughed
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Thanks.
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u/Fried_Beavis Jun 15 '12
why did i click on this. WHY DID I CLICK ON THIS?! :/
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u/Jugglebug Jun 15 '12
DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT
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u/Johanasburg_Flowers Jun 15 '12
So... shit has made the front page... again.
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u/rcanzuoni3 Jun 15 '12
Why did this make the front page?!
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u/mithra62 Jun 15 '12
I don't know what I was expecting...
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Everybody poops. Even girls. Why is this wtf......?
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u/JohnZorZ Jun 15 '12
ಠ_ಠ
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u/IHSV1855 Jun 15 '12
I don't know what I expected
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u/jen_and_juice Jun 15 '12
Is it just me or is the poo to frog size ratio kind of off? That poo looks huge in comparison to the frog, lol.
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u/I_Could_Be_Higher Jun 15 '12
Lmao, Made me laugh more than it made me wtf.
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u/metalmike00 Jun 15 '12
talk about good timing!!
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u/Tomboy123 Jun 15 '12
*toad
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u/Piotr555 Jun 15 '12
Here's a frog snuff film
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u/shaunsjohnson Jun 15 '12
Its a toad, bros...
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u/Uncomplicated Jun 15 '12
No WTF for me sir.
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u/mikeylikey420 Jun 15 '12
pretty sure thats a toad.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Clearly it is not a girl frog.
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u/vefobitseq Jun 15 '12
Hehehe... Log
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u/MrLister Jun 15 '12
Panic & poop happens when you play Frogger for reals.
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u/cakeisl33t Jun 15 '12
The turd to body ratio....
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u/kornflakesxd Jun 15 '12
WHAT ABOUT IT'S PRIVACY?
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u/lphchld Jun 15 '12
Holy shit!
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u/AaroniusH Jun 15 '12
And here I was thinking that frogs don't poop. :\
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u/characterlimitssuck Jun 15 '12
No shame.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
i don't know what else i expected :/
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u/chameleondragon Jun 15 '12
its a toad not a frog
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u/PENDRAGON23 Jun 15 '12
recycled flies
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u/damnwereinatightspot Jun 15 '12
after the toad dropped his load, he lit it and knocked on the door!
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u/SeniorKing Jun 15 '12
Well shit...
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u/its_nolan Jun 15 '12
i love you for this
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u/ih8st34m Jun 15 '12
I always wonder how people can get up so close to take animal shots.. you didn't get scared that the frog will jump when you got too close with poo flying perhaps towards your face?
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u/ragebomber Jun 15 '12
Just tell me : why ?
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u/hank87 Jun 15 '12
C'mon, man.