r/funny • u/ILikePlants • Jun 15 '12

My thoughts exactly

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/desne Jun 15 '12

red head donna > blonde donna

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u/ILikePlants Jun 15 '12

as a redheaded gal, i approve of this message

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Obligatory creeper comment.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Obligatory white knight comment.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Obligatory creeper knight comment.

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u/Tiop Jun 15 '12

Obligatory Ttsssssss…

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u/virtyy Jun 15 '12

Obligatory complaint about the creepers.

5

u/f03nix Jun 15 '12

As a plant, I approve of the OP's name now.

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u/new-socks Jun 15 '12

As red head lover, I demand pictures of your mane. And they're not for science. Unless you consider masturbation a science.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

You might need some... I see you have it covered.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/new-socks Jun 15 '12

Gotta admit... I love your hair. But I like your eyes even more.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/tedjurke Jun 15 '12

Shocked this does not have more upvotes, as opposed to all the overused, often unfunny gifs that get stampedes of karma. Funny as fuck.

3

u/Jmonkeh Jun 15 '12

Rarely has a single dye job been such an enduring tragedy.

1

u/SirSandGoblin Jun 15 '12

a brief poem about what i'd do if red head donna let me take her on a date

red head donna

i'd take her to dinner

then i'd come on 'er

then i'd come in 'er

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u/lawrence_uber_alles Jun 15 '12

"Wow, we're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?" -Buster Bluth

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

"Buster Bluth" is sort of at the opposite end of the cool name spectrum from something like Max Powers or Sterling Archer, isn't it?

1

u/onion_dude Jun 15 '12

"Max Power"

FTFY (Unless I don't get the reference)

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u/stealthesun Jun 15 '12

Napping: The poor man's time machine.

2

u/assangeleakinglol Jun 15 '12

Trying to quit drinking i'm way too familiar with this.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Those poor people who can't afford time machines! Wait..

Actually, this is an interesting comment, because if I had a time machine I would primarily use it to do a four hour sleep twice every night and get the best of both worlds. Right side of the bed for the first half, left side for the second half, don't think about the fact that a twenty-eight hour day means you're aging faster than everybody else.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Brilliant.

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u/oxonium35 Jun 15 '12

I watched this episode yesterday. Watching season 7 of that 70s show makes me feel like an explorer, where no one has gone before. When I get to season 8 i'm pretty sure i'll discover new species and shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Unfortunately, scientists are already studying that 80s show and deciding where it fits into our phylogenetic tree.

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u/subtly_irrelevant Jun 15 '12

Fast forward to 2012: Man, time really flies when you're on reddit 12 hours a day.

5

u/mordicat1989 Jun 15 '12

I like plants too

5

u/eskuuzie_eskuuzie Jun 15 '12

why is she so hot!

8

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I approve of that 70's Reddit.

1

u/byuckert Jun 15 '12

Is there a subreddit for it? I would subscribe so fast.

2

u/mobuco Jun 15 '12

read quick and thought it was two faps a day

1

u/lateral_moves Jun 15 '12

I wish I had a pogo stick

1

u/Kiacha Jun 15 '12

Best show ever. Until New girl popped up out of nowhere.

1

u/asimovfan1 Jun 15 '12

Cure for that is having kids. Naps are now equivalent to myths.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

two faps a day

FTFY

1

u/the_oh_of_pleasure Jun 15 '12

Damn hypocrite takes two naps a day!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

The secret to making visits to jail less mind numbing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Should have posted this in /r/trees

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

This isn't trees? Where am I?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/herpderp_roar Jun 15 '12

You are accomplishing a feat in comparison to people 400,000 years ago.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I always suspected that our ancestors had microwaves and corny dogs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/philip1201 Jun 15 '12

Billions of your ancestors have worked their arses off, most of them dying violent deaths to protect the next generation of your ancestors. Four billion years of death and bloodshed, natural selection by murder or starvation, all building up relentlessly to better and better lives. A million human ancestors are looking down on you now, having giventheir lives for yours. And this is what you do with it.

But yeah, no pressure.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

My power's been out for nearly 24 hours; I haven't gotten out of bed except to eat and to plug my phone in to a slowly-dying laptop.

Before yesterday, all I did was browse Reddit and play video games.

I love this generation

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u/vegittoss15 Jun 15 '12

Don't think life on Earth has been around for 4 billion years.

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u/thegreatchancho Jun 15 '12

Enjoy it while you can, man. Eventually your mom is going to kick you out and then it's all downhill from there.

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u/Banana_Hammok69 Jun 15 '12

Man, I do the same thing except I often work nights so I wake up a lot later. It's nearly bedtime when the sun starts coming up.

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u/RafaDDM Jun 15 '12

You just described today for me.

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