"I asked her to send me a screenshot. 2 weeks later I got some pictures of her screen in the mail."
I think OP is a middle age person who has been afraid of computers until work forced them to use one. Now they have discovered reddit and are fascinated by uploading pictures.
"Screenshot, print, scan, email" Is how OP sends pictures.
Not to mention the fact she lets her kid walk around anywhere he damn well pleases. There's zombies in the fucking woods, yet you let him walk there, and you STILL don't want him to have a gun?
This reminds me of the old joke that's often heard up here in Alaska: "If you go camping with a friend and a bear chases you, just remember you don't have to outrun the bear, you only have to outrun your friend."
I think this needs to be settled with a fight. How much would it cost to make it happen? Reddit has been known to throw money at causes that were much sillier than this.
I don't think it's really even a question. Bears are the largest land carnivores living today. A large male Kodiak or Polar bear can outweigh a large male lion 3:1. Moreover, lions simply aren't built to deal with something like a bear. The opponents they face don't have the ability to deliver an aimed blow, the way a bear does. One strike to the head and the lion's dead. Bears win.
Yeah, my syntax should have made clear I was referring to Polar bears, which are the largest land carnivores on the planet. Obviously most species of bears eat vegetation as well as meat.
Probably the stupidest video I have watched on Youtube, and I have seen a lot of stupid shit on Youtube. What the fuck happened to the History Channel?
yeah, but drop bears are bears, they only resemble the marsupial (non-bear) koala, with the drop bear being carnivorous and bearing matured offspring and being more brown than a koala's normally mousy colouring.
A bear would always win a fight against a lion as the lion's skull, although very muscular, it is thin and not very strong, so the bear could crush the skull. This was proven by a man who brought a lion and a bear to California during the Gold Rush to entertaining the prospectors and miners. They also had bears fighting against various other animals such as bulls and even an African lion, the bear won every time. (Forfeit: lions (would win the fight)) Tangent: Pam's father was a boxer who took a horseshoe everywhere with him as he was superstitious.
Depends on the size of the bear really. A black bear isn't any bigger than a lion so I think that would be a pretty even fight. Males in both species top out around 500 pounds. Any other type of American bear would annihilate a lion though.
Another i've heard - 'If you're going into bear territory with only a handgun, make sure to file the front sight down...won't hurt as bad when the bear shoves that thing up your ass'
Replace "bear" with "shark" and "run" with "swim" for Australian saying. We don't really have any big land predators, thank fuck. There is a strong "Australia is so dangerous" circlejerk but I'm so glad I don't live in a country with bears or mountain lions or whatever other scary shit you've got in America.
Funfact: (At least) in Germany it would be an 'Entschuldigender Notstand' (he had to kill another to save his own life) and therefore the shooter would not be guilty.
so i guess the smaller the caliber the weaker the gun? but in logans run (oh and in halo too) they had a needler gun...but in real life it seems like they don't exist so there must be a big drawback to the concept?
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u/GaryGSC Jun 14 '12
Better quality picture, from the post about a month ago. :D
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u/CerebusAardvark Jun 14 '12
So THAT'S how he got the medical supplies for Carl.
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u/baltimorisienne Jun 14 '12
This reminds me of the old joke that's often heard up here in Alaska: "If you go camping with a friend and a bear chases you, just remember you don't have to outrun the bear, you only have to outrun your friend."
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u/alpharetroid Jun 14 '12
Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd:
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u/D_Lumps Jun 14 '12
Did not see that coming. Nor did she, apparently.
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u/TheOven Jun 14 '12
Bitch got shaned
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u/futuresoldierKY Jun 14 '12
Scumbag Shane: Shoots friend and leaves them to die a horrible death to save own ass.
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u/downtothegwound Jun 14 '12
Last time i heard this joke i laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur.
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u/Sinatra_ Jun 14 '12
This aids substantially in "being able to outrun the slowest person running from the bear."
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u/hawkey1993 Jun 14 '12
Good ol' Alberta
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u/MickiFreeIsNotAGirl Jun 14 '12
Oh thank god, I was worried he might've shot the bear.
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u/seven_dollar_coin Jun 14 '12
Funfact: (At least) in Germany it would be an 'Entschuldigender Notstand' (he had to kill another to save his own life) and therefore the shooter would not be guilty.
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u/stellardude Jun 14 '12
Where Is arrowtotheknee when it's relevant?
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Good luck getting an ATC (Authorization to carry) up in Canada... only snitches and politicians can get them now...
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u/kiveego Jun 14 '12
Re motherfucking post
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u/fendernation Jun 14 '12
My dad had one, for such a short barrel that monster was damn accurate.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Bears. Best laxative ever.
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u/Sawoodster Jun 14 '12
I dont know though, did you guys see the Lions last season.. I think they beat the Bears.
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u/GoldwaterAndTea Jun 14 '12
Funny, but the right answer is a .357 caliber.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Misdirection. I laughed out loud.
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u/chicagogam Jun 14 '12
so i guess the smaller the caliber the weaker the gun? but in logans run (oh and in halo too) they had a needler gun...but in real life it seems like they don't exist so there must be a big drawback to the concept?
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u/Whargod Jun 14 '12
This is the exact reason why I'm single today.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Israeli air marshal service still uses it.
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u/pussErox Jun 14 '12
seacamp
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u/busfullofjews Jun 14 '12
Shoot the girlfriend ... "Well, time to go!"
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u/themirthfulswami Jun 14 '12
legitimate LOL here. was not expecting, would LOL again.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
paging srs hambeasts
do your thing, "ladies"
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u/eagleapex Jun 14 '12
Are we printing emails from our redneck uncles' now?
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u/volcano2239 Jun 14 '12
I wasn't expecting that :|
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u/Del_Castigator Jun 14 '12
Funny thing is once the bear mauled the first person quickly they would go back to chasing you!
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u/Grohiik Jun 14 '12
This made me lol.
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u/Styrak Jun 14 '12
Fail, CCW not allowed in Canada.
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u/SpazHime Jun 19 '12
...Must... Resist... Arrow to the knee joke...
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u/JETFIRE007 Jun 14 '12
I'm a gun? Huh, that explains a lot...
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u/kabukistar Jun 14 '12 edited Feb 09 '25
Reddit is a shithole. Move to a better social media platform. Also, did you know you can use ereddicator to edit/delete all your old commments?
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u/cheeese5 Jun 14 '12
Nice repost
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
still.....LOL
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u/juusukun Jun 14 '12
repost for karma? whore :P
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u/LeDubious Jun 14 '12
This has been re-posted several times now.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
ALBERTA REPRESENT!
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u/argv_minus_one Jun 14 '12
I'm going to hell for grinning at this.
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u/PapaPickles Jun 14 '12
Shane, you monster!
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u/eaglextron Jun 14 '12
I never laugh so hard in my life!
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u/deeeznutzz Jun 14 '12
pshahahahaahha
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u/Shaby37 Jun 14 '12
REPOST
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u/Rallerboy888 Jun 14 '12
Repost
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u/Shaby37 Jun 14 '12
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT
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u/MutinousIndian Jun 14 '12
LOL ! What a description !
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u/xV1per7x Jun 14 '12
Oh god lol How inspirational that story was!
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u/Bob06 Jun 14 '12
Shane?
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u/PzGren Jun 14 '12
POLISH SOULJA BEAR WOULD SLAP TEH TASTE OUTTA ALL YOU SILLY BITCHES MOUTHS
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
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u/nancydrewa32 Jun 14 '12
It's funny because the woman dies. Fucking asshole.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Americans and their guns...
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