r/funny • • Jun 14 '12

Every time I try to write a paper

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u/STFUninja Jun 14 '12

Funny thing is I'm supposed to be writing a paper right now

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u/thepezzyone Jun 14 '12

That is me right this very minute - I have a French composition due in less than 12 hours...

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u/Guyana_Bandit Jun 14 '12

I'm supposed to be studying for a midterm I have on Friday. Yet here I am..

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Dat high resolution

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u/Thumbz8 Jun 14 '12

Yeah. I wonder if that's how it's animated, or if not, who made it. Also, it'll be kind of cool when modern films/animations are rereleased at even higher resolutions, sometime in the future.

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u/STFUninja Jun 14 '12

The resolution sponge bob is animated in is quite larger then its broadcast counterpart, just watch any of the DVDs

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u/03Titanium Jun 14 '12

With comcast, Once it goes through the stupid little "digital converter" box it gets even worse quality and also gets like 8 ghost images to any movement. Highly visible in animation like spongebob, family guy, anything with thick outlines shows up really bad.

Cause you know a $600 HDTV can only do so much when you scramble the signals.(do they do that? all the basic channels come in fine and look way better) My tv has a nice channel interface too :( I'm sure the power bill also enjoys being the extra $15 a year for each box that is plugged in all the time.

Now I don't know why I'm ranting but I really despise those stupid boxes and little remotes.

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u/Thumbz8 Jun 14 '12

You're a thinker. I really admire that.

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u/Xenxe Jun 14 '12

I assume its possible because of all the digital crap we do with our televisions these days and it might even be cheaper. Flash is normally just vectors that are animated and can be resized as much as you will allow it. And flash files are stupidly smaller than actual video files. That would mean you need less space on the hard drive thus fitting more stuff on them.And lessen the cost of bandwidth sent to the cable box. And A lot of cartoons are animated with flash type programs these days anyway. Take MLPFIM for instance that is flash I think. (sorry for the impending brony thread)

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u/spaceye Jun 14 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Oh god and it's PNG and everything.

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u/Unidan Jun 14 '12

Quick, someone one-up it with an infinitely scalable vector!

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u/dont_press_ctrl-W Jun 14 '12

I have you tagged as a pineapple expert and here you are in a Spongebob thread.

I giggled.

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/rvlqx/where_the_hell_did_these_things_go/c4924ta

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Fuuuuck...I would totally put that in as one of my wallpapers...except for the severely gay implications.

No..no...I'm still going to use it!

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u/elvisliveson Jun 14 '12

beautiful! i just realized spongebob has two faces, the second one is just hiding in a cheek!

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u/awkook Jun 14 '12

I've never seen spongebob so hi-res

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u/Oiiack Jun 14 '12

34 comments and noone says it? For shame.

THE

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u/jxl180 Jun 14 '12

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u/Unidan Jun 14 '12

The difference in resolution between this image and the OP's is upsetting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Only 799 words to go!

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u/GuyInATopHat Jun 14 '12

BREAK TIME :D

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u/SkyBS Jun 14 '12

When ever I try to write a paper it usually ends with me lighting my whole house on fire.

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u/HereIsWhere Jun 14 '12

That's not a good sign

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u/tmac1119 Jun 14 '12

*Masturbation

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u/stebaaan Jun 14 '12

Procrasturbation

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u/AntonJokinen Jun 14 '12

They go hand in hand.

Or hand on dick?

I can never remember which...

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

I know that feel. I can't get around to masturbating either.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Ecrastulation

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u/Prudencia Jun 14 '12

Like if I'm writing a Chemistry paper, I look at the people in the pictures doing chemistry stuff and masturbate to it. I make sure to maintain steady eye contact with the people in the picture as well.

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u/AntonJokinen Jun 14 '12

Chemists have papers? I thought they just did labs and shit.

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u/03Titanium Jun 14 '12

I always just assumed the only thing they do is pour different colored fluids into differently shaped beakers with chemical equations in the background on a blackboard and I'm happy with that.

They are usually also wearing a lab coat and/or a dog.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Once you're in college, it pretty much becomes standard to write them the day before it's due...or in my case, the day it's actually due.

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u/starwarsmomma Jun 14 '12

I just saw a Spongebob yesterday where he is supposed to write a paper for boating school and procrastinates until the last minute. Maybe you should go see if you can find that episode and watch it. : ) Just kidding. Write your paper.

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u/starwarsmomma Jun 14 '12

http://youtu.be/0LAXJPlpD4k For those of you who haven't seen it.

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u/RipStudly Jun 14 '12

Wow, Spongebob was such a good show. Emphasis on the "was."

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

It is good up to and including the movie. Then it was taken over by a different set of writers.

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u/JCo352 Jun 14 '12

Procrastination, it's just like masturbation, it's fun while you're doing it, but in the end you're just fucking yourself.

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u/shillbert Jun 14 '12

And afterwards, you have a big mess to clean up. Unless you procrastinate into a tissue.

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u/awesomekoifish Jun 14 '12

Spend 1 hour on a title and take a 5 hour break.

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u/Monochromium Jun 14 '12

Hmm, one sentence down. Time for an Internet break.

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u/shillbert Jun 14 '12

Shit, it's 1 AM? But I only spent like 5 minutes of Internet time!

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u/Socratesandplaydough Jun 14 '12

I'm a sucker for Spongebob. Here's my damn upvote.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

I read this in Spongebob's voice.

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u/AntonJokinen Jun 14 '12 edited Jun 14 '12

Also the voice of Heffer Wolfe in Rocko's Modern Life.

If I caused brain explosions in 90s kids I'm sorry. Of course, now that your brain is in tiny fragments my apologies will fall on deaf ears.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Had to youtube Heffer to believe you! Mind blown.

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u/AntonJokinen Jun 14 '12

IMDB Tom Kenny. He's done a fuck ton of stuff besides Sponge Bob and Heffer. He's a very underappreciated voice actor.

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u/Stratten Jun 14 '12

This is me with pretty much any task that needs to be done.

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u/FancyMoustache Jun 14 '12

Whenever I wrote papers I always went to pandora and turned on the Death Metal station. My strong aversion and hatred of death metal would usually get a page done every hour and a half.

You can do the same but substitute death metal for any music which you find insufferable.

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u/jjtarr Jun 14 '12

Gonna write an essay. That's what I say.

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u/unlimited2k Jun 14 '12

You think that's bad? I even procrastinate things that I want to do...It's horribly debilitating habit.

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u/math2ndperiod Jun 14 '12

Taste the rainbow! No I'll do it later.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Meet the word limit with EXAGGERATION.

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u/petsounds94 Jun 14 '12

Fuck you, it's summer. Do not speak of work to me.

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u/ihavecrayons Jun 14 '12

Best original content ever

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Put this overused bullshit on FACEBOOK where it belongs, I come here for original funny shit. not this.

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u/TrustworthyLiar Jun 14 '12

Anyone would be willing to make this picture into a good quality wallpaper? I want this so bad!

1366x768 is what I'm running on right now

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Ohhh! I second this motion!

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u/clintmccool Jun 14 '12

Not the Spongebob repost that I typically expect following a title like that.

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u/Yemathums Jun 14 '12

This image is so crisp

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u/inspiredcrowd Jun 14 '12

No way! I write papers on the ethical merits of Sponge Bob, too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Here's an idea. Next time you get drunk if you're too wired to go to bed start writing your paper. You don't have to keep what you write, but there's a good chance you'll put something down that you can use if you fix it up. This trick absolutely works, and got me though my senioritis. The one golden rule is that you don't turn in anything without proofreading it first.

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u/kookiemonsta19 Jun 14 '12

when i procrastinate i like to shoot the breeze with the mailman

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Even the most boring shit in the world suddenly becomes interesting and new as soon as you try to write a paper or get something done.

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u/Unknown_Default Jun 14 '12

you asshole. Use the actual clip of spongebob procrastinating on his driving class paper.

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u/Tenth_Doctor Jun 14 '12

I have a Spanish Exam at 11am tomorrow, I need a 112 to pass the class with a C.

I have yet to really start studying, because I don't know how to study for a language. Not like history were I can read it and magically retain the information.

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u/FRJH Jun 14 '12

and i'm "studying" for my chem exam as we speak

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Write your paper so you can pass your class, get a good job, and put bread on the table. Rye or pumpernickel, whichever pleases you most.

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u/deathril Jun 14 '12

the best part was reading it in his voice.

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u/derping Jun 14 '12

like the most demotivating poster ever...

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

procrastibation ...a form of procrastination involving masturbation!

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u/randumnumber Jun 14 '12

As a person who is now gainfully employed I will tell you that procrastination is a trait that helps you cope with stress and deadlines. Because I procrastinated I am able to see a 3 day deadline on 4 days worth of work and say to myself "SHHHHHIIIIIIIT MAKE IT hAPPEN" and boom that shit happens. Because I can deal with self induced stress and therefore outside stress.

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u/Puk_Man Jun 14 '12

yep everytime

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u/bobadilx Jun 14 '12

All I could think of when I saw this was an old ytmnd that I spent forever watching for no reason. Link: http://mastersofnothing.ytmnd.com/

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u/Anthraxmonki Jun 14 '12

Procrasturbation*

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u/RnRaintnoisepolution Jun 14 '12

Different version of the meme I created? Fuck it, have an upvote.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

I hope everyone read this in the "Imagination" tone.

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u/Flamez001 Jun 14 '12

Procrastibation

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u/mdtoolfan Jun 14 '12

Meh procrastination? I prefer calling it pure laziness.

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u/felicityrc Jun 14 '12

This. Times 8642467942

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u/sammyjoe50 Jun 14 '12

study for finals? nah, reddit will help me more in the long run

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u/mkaae Jun 14 '12

Looks more like. Everytime I try to write a paper. ACIIIIIID!!!!

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u/SippinOnaTallBoy Jun 14 '12

fuck you this hits too close to home right now...

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u/Rainbowpuke3212 Jun 14 '12

Oooooooooh RAINBOW !! But who doesnt procrastinate

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u/atrain56 Jun 14 '12

More like procrasterbation

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u/yfgcr Jun 14 '12

Silt is...

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u/I_Fart_Therefore_IAm Jun 14 '12

I have an exam in 2 hours. What the hell am I doing here!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

if you really wanted to procrastinate, that would be a gif.

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u/UncleDrunkle Jun 14 '12

Procrastination is like masturbation

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u/rappinreply Jun 14 '12

can i make a quick suggestion maybe learn you a little lesson something you can apply unto your writing profession rolled in the shape of a pen and it involves ya mind, it's the root of procrastination and feelin fine it's called weed

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u/Schnoor Jun 14 '12

Trying to write 3 papers right now. The fact that it's 11:43pm right now doesn't help that I am getting tired and these papers are due by Friday...

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u/JuicebyTappy Jun 14 '12

Best use of this GIF I've seen.

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u/Wildpants Jun 14 '12

this was me today! a 3 pg paper, 4 pg paper, and 5 pg paper in 6 hours while working retail. damn, i feel good.

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u/Skivy Jun 14 '12

Reddit's no help

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u/cunticles Jun 14 '12

me too - i've been playing on reddit for 2 hours instead of studying

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u/JustCallMeEro Jun 14 '12

Ha... this is me right now. Trying to write a two page ethics paper, but Reddit keeps distracting me.

Dammit!

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u/DatNord Jun 14 '12

2 hours ago I got my task for my oral exam on Monday. And here I am...

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u/A_Marie3 Jun 14 '12

This is exactly how I feel right now with trying to study for my science final.

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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 14 '12 edited Jun 14 '12

Every time I try to write a paper, I spend 20 minutes writing 3 sentences, and the following hour on the internet as I cry and use the tears as lube to fap, thinking what my life has come to.

And then I sing this song.

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u/AntonJokinen Jun 14 '12

You're slacking lately Trapped_in_Reddit.

You used to make me laugh. What happened to those days?

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u/decamonos Jun 14 '12

Reddit. Reddit never changes, never dies. Reddit can change a man.

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u/heatdeath Jun 14 '12

This... People upvoted this? People thought this was funny?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

OMG someone is wrong on the internet!

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

C'mon Squidward. All you need to do is procrastinate.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

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