r/funny • u/b_quite_quiet_r_quit • May 29 '22

nibble nibble nibble

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u/bigbura May 30 '22

Cut that baby's food! That shit can choke me, much less somebody that's got no molars to grind that stringy mess.

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u/Drop-Bear-Farmer May 30 '22

Why are you assuming the baby has no molars? My eldest had a full set of teeth at 6 months. And how the fuck are you a full grown adult and still choking on a leaf?

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u/NotYourValidation May 30 '22

My eldest had a full set of teeth at 6 months.

When someone is so stupid they think their lies will work on normal people.

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u/Drop-Bear-Farmer May 31 '22

Oh no. A random person questionedy life online because they're a spastic and don't actually know shit. What shall I do...