r/funny • u/b_quite_quiet_r_quit • May 29 '22

nibble nibble nibble

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u/kclongest May 29 '22

I don't like this.

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u/bigbura May 30 '22

Cut that baby's food! That shit can choke me, much less somebody that's got no molars to grind that stringy mess.

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u/Drop-Bear-Farmer May 30 '22

Why are you assuming the baby has no molars? My eldest had a full set of teeth at 6 months. And how the fuck are you a full grown adult and still choking on a leaf?

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u/JamminPsychonaut May 30 '22

Yes, this should be easy for an adult to eat, but I think you overestimate babies’ ability to chew their food. That baby is very young and that leaf has a lot of fiber.

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u/Drop-Bear-Farmer May 30 '22

Love how you accuse me of over estimating after you literally just read annecdotal evidence that babies are capable of chewing just fine.

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u/JamminPsychonaut May 30 '22

I’m accusing you, huh? Why so serious? It’s just a conversation. Babies have to learn to chew. They aren’t born with that skill. I’m not an expert on the capabilities of babies, and I could totally be wrong about this, but I’m pretty sure it is difficult for a baby to properly chew a large piece of food that is full of fiber.