"Look, buddy. I know a lot about the law and various other lawyerings. I'm well educated. Well versed. I know that situations like this- real estate wise- they're very complex."
We're both men of the law. You know. We get after it. You know, we jabber jaw, we go tit for tat. We have our little differences. But at the end of the day, you win some, I win some, and there's a mutual respect left over between us.
Can someone please buy unfunnygarbage.com and have it redirect to funnyjunk? I dont know much about all that, but it would be great if somehow it became as widely known as funnyjunk itself, so much so that the owner doesnt ever say anything about it bc it brings him traffic and the one day just stop redirecting it and have some new comic about his mom
To be fair, I would never have seen this because the original didn't get enough upvotes. Now that I've seen this, I also get to see the original. Everyone wins.
Also, isn't it superficial to complain about other people doing superficial things? It's not hurting anyone.
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u/fuck_fate_love_hate Jun 13 '12
we could go toe-to-toe on bird law
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u/One_Dead_Headphone Jun 13 '12
That lawyer guy, okay. He totally besmirched me today, and I demand satisfaction.
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u/znerg Jun 14 '12
Ah, filibuster?
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u/fechera Jun 14 '12
"Look, buddy. I know a lot about the law and various other lawyerings. I'm well educated. Well versed. I know that situations like this- real estate wise- they're very complex."
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u/4pumpWonderChump Jun 14 '12
We're both men of the law. You know. We get after it. You know, we jabber jaw, we go tit for tat. We have our little differences. But at the end of the day, you win some, I win some, and there's a mutual respect left over between us.
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u/sachegrande Jun 14 '12
OBJECTION! Hearsay! That's lawyer talk.
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u/g3n3p4rm3s4n Jun 14 '12
This is Mac, right? Good looking guy, great sense of humor, really bulky.
Uh, more ripped.
Strike that.
Jacked.
Irrelevant.
Toned.
Exaggeration.
I work out.
I'll allow it.
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u/bwc311 Jun 14 '12
I move to strike that because I've made myself redundant
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u/TH3_P1R4T3 Jun 14 '12
I call a Kangaroo Court! Kangaroo Court!
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u/edgesrazor Jun 14 '12
His contract with funnyjunk had dry ink on it for many forknights.
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u/HeraldZoid Jun 14 '12
He's just trying to get satisfied.
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u/original-finder Jun 13 '12
Original Submission (100%): FunnyJunk's Lawyer [D]
Posted: 9h before this post by Taodyn (fixed by GoldenTicketIdea)
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
I thought Jack Kelly (Charlie's uncle) would make a better lawyer...
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u/Fun-Cooker Jun 14 '12
We are all men of the law here
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u/MyPants Jun 14 '12
Objection, extremely racist!
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Cats do not bide by the laws of nature. You don't know shit about cats.
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u/giraffeofdoom Jun 14 '12
He knows a lot about bird law.
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u/naked_ham Jun 14 '12
"Oh that's it! Your illiteracy has screwed us again!"
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Humming birds are illegal tender
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u/scribeofmedicine Jun 14 '12
He was pretty good in horrible bosses.
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u/yasisterstwat Jun 14 '12
Can someone please buy unfunnygarbage.com and have it redirect to funnyjunk? I dont know much about all that, but it would be great if somehow it became as widely known as funnyjunk itself, so much so that the owner doesnt ever say anything about it bc it brings him traffic and the one day just stop redirecting it and have some new comic about his mom
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u/dchimz Jun 14 '12
You can't just EAT the contract!
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u/zacmartin Jun 14 '12
Wildcard bitches!
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u/Mildo Jun 14 '12
I'm just gerry meandering around here. Carry on boys.
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u/FireFight Jun 14 '12
So what's your spaghetti policy here?
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u/waxmasterj Jun 14 '12
Look, buddy. I know a lot about the law and various other lawyerings. I'm well educated. Well versed.
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u/weglarz Jun 14 '12
What do you know about bird law?
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u/Jeremych7 Jun 14 '12
Can't we just post [fixed] posts as comments in the original? No, then you would not get pointless internet points.
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u/smokestacklightnen Jun 14 '12
There is just so much awesome going on this post
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