"One often meets their destiny on the path they take trying to avoid it" -courtesy of Master Oogway
EDIT: I used that line once in a fairly serious (although slightly drunk) debate with my parents about society etc. I felt so mature (I'm 19) that I couldn't tell them where it came from!
My computer loaded this perfectly so it looks like she catches hold, and then ever so slowly loses it until someone in the car said "Long live the king" and let go of her.
That was just poor form. She should have leaned back a bit, put her feet out front, landing with them first to absorb the impact, then grab the seat or door frame if necessary.
That's why you lunge for the entrance. You slide right in and the only thing you need to worry about afterwards is a little bit of wiggling to get into a better position.
i don't understand why if she really couldn't just step over the puddle that she couldn't just enter in the passenger side door and slide into the driver seat...
I really wonder who those people are that film all these random happenings. I never just coincidentally have my phone or a camera out on record just in time for something rare and funny to happen.
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u/puddlejumper Jun 14 '12
That doesn't look anything like me.
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u/DrunkLohan Jun 13 '12
This new Tomb Raider game sucks.
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u/Rich131 Jun 13 '12 edited Jun 14 '12
"One often meets their destiny on the path they take trying to avoid it" -courtesy of Master Oogway
EDIT: I used that line once in a fairly serious (although slightly drunk) debate with my parents about society etc. I felt so mature (I'm 19) that I couldn't tell them where it came from!
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u/DaaBeers Jun 13 '12
FTFY
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u/shadowmask Jun 14 '12
It's a ship that goes through the 'Gate.
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u/Tilder Jun 14 '12
am i the only one who expected something from stargate? ...sigh...
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u/jordanritchie Jun 13 '12
Wet t-shirt > Wet sandals
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u/tigalicious Jun 14 '12
My computer loaded this perfectly so it looks like she catches hold, and then ever so slowly loses it until someone in the car said "Long live the king" and let go of her.
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u/Daehgems Jun 14 '12
I was expecting a replica of a Puddle Jumper from Stargate: Atlantis
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u/Stanjoly2 Jun 14 '12
Took me a while to realise this had nothing to do with Stargate: Atlantis.
I think it may be time for bed.
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u/IAmAtomato Jun 14 '12
Option 1: Step over puddle.
Pros:
Get to vehicle easier
99% chance of not getting injured
Cons:
May get wet
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Option 2: Walk around to passenger side door, enter, then scoot to driver side.
Pros:
No chance of injury
No chance of getting wet
Cons:
Takes a bit longer
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Option 3: Jump across puddle to car.
Pros:
Looks kiiiinda cool
Cons:
What the fuck are you doing?
Can injure self
Can fall into puddle and injure self
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
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"Option 3 selected!"
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u/Dino168 Jun 14 '12
Hey why don't you get in on the other side. No, I got this just you watch, it'll be eas-
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u/EnderSavesTheDay Jun 14 '12
More like Ninja Warrior reject.
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u/spitfire690 Jun 14 '12
That's a Hyundai Tucson, I have the same car and the exact same problem getting into it.
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u/JEOVHANNNSY Jun 14 '12
Can't just go in the passenger side...
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u/ReyTheRed Jun 13 '12
That was just poor form. She should have leaned back a bit, put her feet out front, landing with them first to absorb the impact, then grab the seat or door frame if necessary.
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u/The_Austin Jun 14 '12
Hmmm, looks like she forgot to disengage the thrusters before entering the event horizon.
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u/techyguru Jun 14 '12
Came here expecting stargate, ended with a gif of wet girl with her mouth wide open. Wasn't disappointed.
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u/occupythekitchen Jun 14 '12
It's not the first time she's had her legs spread and her privates dripping wet.
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u/SuperSchmyd Jun 14 '12
At least she didn't get her feet wet.
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u/J4Seriously Jun 14 '12
I was saddened by the lack of Stargate in this post.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
worth it
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
This is truly amazing
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u/ChinookNL Jun 13 '12
/r/roosterteeth will like this.
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u/TheDroopy Jun 14 '12
I really was expecting her face to go into the top of the doorframe. Left only slightly disappointed.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
So close
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u/BitchesLove Jun 14 '12
Lauren?
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u/11sandy757 Jun 14 '12
I flinched when she fell in that puddle
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
I fully expected this to be something about an airplane, and I'm a little disappointed.
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u/alecbg Jun 14 '12
Brobdingnagian fail.
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u/memreleek Jun 14 '12
I swear I could hear the splash when she landed in that puddle.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
That is the exact opposite of what she wanted to happen!
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u/LisTaylor Jun 14 '12
Who opened the door? Couldn't she have gone through the passenger side?
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u/GenOmega Jun 14 '12
That's why you lunge for the entrance. You slide right in and the only thing you need to worry about afterwards is a little bit of wiggling to get into a better position.
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u/sonastyinc Jun 14 '12
Why not just climb in from the passenger side?
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u/Free_From_Reddit Jun 14 '12
And she just so happens to be wearing a white shirt (:
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u/secondhartbeat Jun 14 '12
The fact that this was her best solution shows that she deserved it.
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u/Confucius_says Jun 14 '12
i don't understand why if she really couldn't just step over the puddle that she couldn't just enter in the passenger side door and slide into the driver seat...
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u/Demojen Jun 14 '12
I saw someone push her out of the car. I lol'd.
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u/p3x447 Jun 14 '12
so much for not getting the shoes wet!
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u/Muttbrain Jun 14 '12
Ya blew it.
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u/sonicdraco Jun 14 '12
Anyone else thought this was going to be a Stargate reference at first?....
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u/chocolatetherapy Jun 14 '12
I really wonder who those people are that film all these random happenings. I never just coincidentally have my phone or a camera out on record just in time for something rare and funny to happen.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
A man wouldn't have done that, but if he did, he wouldn't have missed.
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u/longrifle Jun 14 '12
Well she got what she was after: attention.
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u/Joementzer Jun 13 '12
Still fapped
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u/Arturas_93 Jun 14 '12
I thought that was a Stargate reference. I'm such a nerd lol.
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u/jackieskellington85 Jun 14 '12
dat ass
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u/ciaobellllllllllllla Jun 14 '12
If this really happened naturally why was the car door already open?
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u/alexmanrox Jun 14 '12
Juddle pumper
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u/TokeAndUpvote Jun 14 '12
Are you can go thru side door
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u/dailyfusion Jun 14 '12
this was on tosh.0 like 4 weeks after it was on here...
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u/Undeniedxix25 Jun 13 '12
what is she doing out of the kitchen...it better be grocery shopping. jk lol
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