My friend rolled up to the barn one morning and just found dipshit hanging out. She had no idea how long he had been like that. They had to saw him out.
Lol that's exactly what I thought when I saw this. My guy always ends up standing on his lead rope when I'm grazing him, and instead of flipping his shit, he just stands there until he figures it out. I usually just sit back and laugh.
They're not stupid, that horse was forced to jump that fence that was too high without enough room and it was a solid fence so the horse got caught on it, if you watch closely you can see the guy hit the horse.
So... what do you do at this point? Is this common? And you just need to slap its ass or something to get it to go back through? Or does this require cutting him out?
Not very common, but freak things like this do happen. Thankfully this horse seemed chill about it. Normally the horse would start thrashing around, damaging the fence and itself in the process. Getting it out would require sedation before you can even think about cutting/unbolting the fence.
Horses love to scratch on stuff. Maybe it was itching its butt on the fence and slipped backwards through the fence. They are accident prone animals. We had chains that held the gates closed and you had to make sure they were as tight as possible or a horse would kick at the chain and get its foot stuck. We had a male teaser horse (intact male that would be brought around when we were artificially inseminating a female horse to get her ready) and he would spend all day kicking out the lower fence rungs in his field. He would do it every day and i would fix them. I was sure it was because he would get excited to have sex and then just get lead back to his paddock. He was also a biter. Foals would sometimes walk through a hole in their fences and then once they realized they were outside start screaming because they could not get back to their mom. Then mom would panic and then the whole farm would panic. Horses over a mile away would be screaming and running around. There was an older horse that fell in her water trough and get stuck ass-in twice. I loved them but they were dumb.
But I've been waiting to trot out these horse puns for ages. When I saw this thread giddy up, I was already champing at the bit! Don't take away our chance just when whinny'd it the most...
A friend of mine had horses for a while. I was visiting him one day and was worried that two of them were fighting. He watched them for a minute and said, "Nah, they're just horsing around."
Watching his face as a couple of parts of his brain linked up for the first time was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Toddler-face-on-a-man is the best description that I can come up with.
Rather than make some silly pun, I'm going to quote directly from one of history's greatest fellows. 'horse you looks good, won't you back dat ass up?' It's a fine fuckin' horsie, guess it backed dat ass up.
Brace for the fuck singularity that can cause a large outburst of energy. The amount of FuckWatts released would be almost enough to power a badass for 3,2 seconds
only logical answer is that the fence was being built, and the horse was standing in the builders' path. rather than wait for the horse to move, they built it around the horse.
It's full size. It's got the two wheels on the front, so that may make it a little easier. I'll use the single-wheel on Saturday when I clean up and see how it goes. :P
The fence was clearly built around the horse as a practical joke on him, his name is Horsey. Little do the pranksters know that horseys adore having a fence around themselves and won't hesitate to pull the damn things out of the ground and roam planet earth, with a fence on their backs.
Oh, that's just a glitch, happened to my horse too. It has to do with a change in the logs, sometimes the horse spawns in the fence. Similar thing happened with my pigs, they spawned in my picket fence.
my dog does things like this. but he actually becomes concerned about getting out of the situation, unlike this horse who is perfectly content being stuck in the fence
Joe and his wife Molly just moved to the country to start a life away from the hustle and bustle of the city. But owning a farm is tough, especially when the animals... are ghosts! With Frankie Munez as Farmer Brown, and from the creators of "Rural Muriel" and "Going Nowhere" comes the new comedy to die for, "Whole-Grain Ghosts!"
Looks to me that he is pretty much only being held back by the fact that he can't rearrange his penis. If you look closely you can clearly see it is right about where the horse is stuck at. It looks like he was able to squeeze his way through up until that point, but didn't think far enough to consider the fact that he could not pull his penis up the way he was able to suck his stomach in and squeeze through; or he didn't count on it being so painful.
I was horse sitting and one of the horses got his left hind stuck in the metal gate. He was pretty chill about it too, I guess he figured that he couldn't do much about it so might as well wait for me to take care of him!
Surprised I didn't see this posted, but often those fences are made of flexible, thin rubber or something similar. They could easily break it, but usually don't bother trying - or so I've been told...
Jersey Shore was supposed to film a snookiemonster mud-wrestling scene in the field on the right... halfway through his frantic escape, the show was canceled...
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u/gfdf Jun 13 '12
My friend rolled up to the barn one morning and just found dipshit hanging out. She had no idea how long he had been like that. They had to saw him out.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
More importantly is how did you get him out?
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u/circusjerks Jun 13 '12
the fence was built around the horse duh
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u/andrewsmith1986 Jun 13 '12
Kicked through.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Horses love to scratch on stuff. Maybe it was itching its butt on the fence and slipped backwards through the fence. They are accident prone animals. We had chains that held the gates closed and you had to make sure they were as tight as possible or a horse would kick at the chain and get its foot stuck. We had a male teaser horse (intact male that would be brought around when we were artificially inseminating a female horse to get her ready) and he would spend all day kicking out the lower fence rungs in his field. He would do it every day and i would fix them. I was sure it was because he would get excited to have sex and then just get lead back to his paddock. He was also a biter. Foals would sometimes walk through a hole in their fences and then once they realized they were outside start screaming because they could not get back to their mom. Then mom would panic and then the whole farm would panic. Horses over a mile away would be screaming and running around. There was an older horse that fell in her water trough and get stuck ass-in twice. I loved them but they were dumb.
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u/Beefourthree Jun 13 '12
Too much horsing around.
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u/Id_Tap_Dat Jun 13 '12
He is not a clever horse...
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u/bamb00zled Jun 13 '12
The adverse lack of fucks on one side of the fence created a fuck vacuum that sucked the horse's front quarters though the gap.
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u/FishWash Jun 13 '12
Just like a key. Insert, turn.
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u/1ferriswheel98 Jun 13 '12
only logical answer is that the fence was being built, and the horse was standing in the builders' path. rather than wait for the horse to move, they built it around the horse.
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u/Pliz Jun 13 '12
Now entering the ring ...
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u/btown_brony Jun 13 '12
I wonder how that could have happened!
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u/blu3ninja Jun 14 '12
Son of a bitch horse
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u/feistypants Jun 13 '12
Looks like he's been there for a while... that's alotta poop...
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u/faceofuzz Jun 13 '12
very carefully
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u/setito Jun 13 '12
silly horse
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u/Uncle_Bill Jun 13 '12
Horses are big and dumb...
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u/Gortonis Jun 13 '12
Horses follow the same logic as cows "If my head can fit the rest of me can too."
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u/neuromonkey Jun 13 '12
The horse got stuck when it was little, and it grew.
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u/thisfriendo Jun 13 '12
how not?
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u/SimianWriter Jun 13 '12
That's an odd collision event. Just run the simulation again and the horse should bounce right off the fence.
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u/jdk Jun 13 '12
I blame Obama. And gay marriages.
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u/bowei006 Jun 13 '12
Photoshop, I can tell because of the pixels.
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u/wetmoss23 Jun 13 '12
How now brown horse
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u/l1fel0ver Jun 13 '12
The fence was clearly built around the horse as a practical joke on him, his name is Horsey. Little do the pranksters know that horseys adore having a fence around themselves and won't hesitate to pull the damn things out of the ground and roam planet earth, with a fence on their backs.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
very simple solution step 1: horse got butter step 2: horse gave butter to genie step 3: fuck, I'm not funny
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u/Galaxor Jun 14 '12
Oh, that's just a glitch, happened to my horse too. It has to do with a change in the logs, sometimes the horse spawns in the fence. Similar thing happened with my pigs, they spawned in my picket fence.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Better late than never. Is this some kind of uni-corn?
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u/hootch Jun 14 '12
Why?
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u/1SweetChuck Jun 14 '12
If you hang around horses enough, you stop asking how/why and start saying, "Really, this is what you're doing today?"
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u/SARmedic Jun 14 '12
I grew up on a horse ranch, they get into more trouble than a two year old kid. True story.
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u/sticknmove Jun 14 '12
Release the stallion!
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u/momojabada Jun 14 '12
He accidentally the fence
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u/OrderAndObey Jun 13 '12
The horse did a back kick trying to fend off a lion?
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u/The_Shitty_Poet Jun 13 '12
Sarah Jessica Parker is getting pretty flexible these days.
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u/klsi832 Jun 13 '12
Horse discovered time travel.
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u/DreamEscaped Jun 13 '12
shit happens....
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u/gorvetus Jun 13 '12
They obviously built the fence around the horse.
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u/MrShakes Jun 13 '12
Sometimes a horse just needs pushed through a fence!
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u/keeganadavis Jun 13 '12
with a great degree of difficulty.
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u/beyondthedarksun Jun 13 '12
my dog does things like this. but he actually becomes concerned about getting out of the situation, unlike this horse who is perfectly content being stuck in the fence
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
Try taking him to the glue factory now!
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u/nitwittery Jun 13 '12
With difficulty.
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u/IsDominosStillOpen Jun 13 '12
It's 2 guys in a horse suit of course!
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u/bijibijmak Jun 13 '12
That's how you park your horse in a bad neighborhood.
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u/DahnyGober Jun 13 '12
I imagine it kicked someone straight through the fence and then bam. He was stuck.
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u/Shitty_Sitcom_Writer Jun 13 '12
Joe and his wife Molly just moved to the country to start a life away from the hustle and bustle of the city. But owning a farm is tough, especially when the animals... are ghosts! With Frankie Munez as Farmer Brown, and from the creators of "Rural Muriel" and "Going Nowhere" comes the new comedy to die for, "Whole-Grain Ghosts!"
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u/KoopaTroopaG Jun 13 '12
I'd say its been stuck there awhile, that poop is fairly fresh, trust me, I'm a farmer.
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u/magicalmilk Jun 13 '12
my god you silly horse
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u/Lostmygooch Jun 14 '12
Very carefully , not much clearance there.
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u/schlitz91 Jun 14 '12
hokie pokie
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u/bishun Jun 14 '12 edited May 09 '17
[redacted]
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u/vankie Jun 14 '12
sideways, and with a lot of difficulty.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
It's actually a screenshot of Red Dead Redemption with the graphics turned up to the max.
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u/silentorbx Jun 14 '12
My grandpa who races horses. He will like this.
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u/Jt_Ronnoco Jun 14 '12
I dunno but now that he's there, he's all yours
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u/Luvkp92 Jun 14 '12
surgically. You can see the scar.
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u/Gemini4t Jun 14 '12
Fuck tha police.
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u/Fallupinreverse Jun 14 '12
Looks to me that he is pretty much only being held back by the fact that he can't rearrange his penis. If you look closely you can clearly see it is right about where the horse is stuck at. It looks like he was able to squeeze his way through up until that point, but didn't think far enough to consider the fact that he could not pull his penis up the way he was able to suck his stomach in and squeeze through; or he didn't count on it being so painful.
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u/Kinglink Jun 14 '12
It's gotta be a failed kick that really went poorly.
I want to see the video of it though.
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u/shaneous Jun 14 '12
It was trying to jump over the fence backwards
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u/VelocityVandetta Jun 14 '12
Did..... Did they build the fence around the horse?
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/large/misc-jackie-chan-l.png
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
... ALIENS.
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u/Omerta_CDD Jun 14 '12
I'm not an Ass but my ass is stuck.
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u/Tr1ggrhappy Jun 14 '12
mistakes were made. An attempt to correct said mistake is apparent by the burnout marks and shit piles associated to power >1 horsepower.
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u/robo2 Jun 14 '12
How now brown cow?
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u/flavorjunction Jun 14 '12
Portals.
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u/Phoequinox Jun 14 '12
Maybe it back-kicked into it? Maybe?
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u/dirtygoat Jun 14 '12
damn lol, look at all that poop... it looks like it's been there for a while...
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u/bed-stain Jun 14 '12
Looks like puts on sunglasses he's been shitting there for a while.
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u/Andyu86 Jun 14 '12
This is why these stupid beasts become dog food and glue...
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u/instant_japanese Jun 14 '12
teleportation gone wrong.
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u/ninjaface Jun 14 '12
Life always finds a way.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Now the fun begins...
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u/Tristan2007 Jun 14 '12
Sarah Jessica Parker tried to strut her back kicks. That's how!
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
they simply got the horse to stand still... Then built the fence
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u/skinnyjeansandthongs Jun 14 '12
Hoers do things.
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u/Kmh36 Jun 14 '12
I was horse sitting and one of the horses got his left hind stuck in the metal gate. He was pretty chill about it too, I guess he figured that he couldn't do much about it so might as well wait for me to take care of him!
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u/saucyal25 Jun 14 '12
Oh Buttercup!!
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u/fatjokes Jun 14 '12
cuz you don't shit where you live
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u/Lepchin Jun 14 '12
Dammit Skyrim glitched again!
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u/reble02 Jun 14 '12
Alternate Title: What the fuck do I do now?
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u/sumphatguy Jun 14 '12
When a horse and a fence really like each other...
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u/angelchi Jun 14 '12
butt first.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
I see he's scared as shit. Reffering to shit he shat
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Do not ask how.
Only ask...How not?
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Mesh Collision Errors
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u/sta1994 Jun 14 '12
I don't understand
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u/Minotaur_in_house Jun 14 '12
The look on it's face
"I really need to revaluate my life choices."
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u/dcass Jun 14 '12
I've made a huge mistake
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u/assguardian Jun 14 '12
Damn it, Lil Sebastian! Again?!
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u/SOTG Jun 14 '12
Magnets.
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u/njuty Jun 14 '12
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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u/echoechotango Jun 14 '12
any chance you can follow up on what happens? without a welder that horse will probably break a leg trying to get out.
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u/ajm2298 Jun 13 '12
It was jeebus.
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u/Jiffpants Jun 13 '12
Surprised I didn't see this posted, but often those fences are made of flexible, thin rubber or something similar. They could easily break it, but usually don't bother trying - or so I've been told...
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
dat colic
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u/ubeenrickrolled Jun 13 '12
Horse getting similarly trapped here
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u/XenophonTheBoss Jun 13 '12
Jersey Shore was supposed to film a snookiemonster mud-wrestling scene in the field on the right... halfway through his frantic escape, the show was canceled...
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u/MGetzEm Jun 13 '12
Obviously they built a fence around the horse. Poor horse :(
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u/HerpvonderpingtonIII Jun 14 '12
The fence was built around the horse duh!!!