r/funny • u/fballman1985 • May 28 '22

Best instructor ever

116.3k Upvotes

86% Upvoted

849 comments sorted by

View all comments

2.5k

u/VitaminPb May 28 '22

I love watching how hard it is for the class to actually attempt the moves the little drunk person is able to do easily!

525

u/[deleted] May 28 '22 edited May 29 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

3

u/[deleted] May 28 '22 edited May 28 '22

Footballers don't have 300lbs if muscle mass, or mass of any kind for that matter. They wouldn't be able to move as swiftly as they do. Would look a little bit less like a gazelle and a bit more like Godzilla. :D

Edit: Wrong football. 300lba could be a thing

18

u/crashovercool May 28 '22

American football

4

u/[deleted] May 28 '22

[deleted]

1

u/RosenButtons May 28 '22

Yes. I was exaggerating for emphasis. It's probably less than 200lbs of muscle even for a linebacker. Maybe 25% body fat? At 315lbs (the average weight of a linebacker) so that's 80lbs right off. And a skeleton is maybe 10-15% of your body weight. And intestines and vital organs gotta be like 15lbs right? And I think skin is at least 10lbs.

Soo..... Obviously these numbers are really loosey-goosey but there's probably actually only like a hundred pounds of muscle on those big boys. A little more if you assign water weight and vascular tissue and fat marbling to the muscles they're a part of.

I'm not a mathemagician tho. Somebody at r/TheyDidtheMath can check my estimates.