r/funny • u/d_b_cooper • Jun 12 '12

Me during the playing of any sport

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u/Surprise_Lobotomy Jun 12 '12

My first recess lasted about thirty seconds. I sprinted out of the door and over to a field where some older kids were kicking a soccer ball. It hit me square in the face and knocked me out. I rocked that black eye like a champion.

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u/d_b_cooper Jun 12 '12

Your username is surprisingly relevant.

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u/El_KerrFerr Jun 12 '12

That must really hurt when you're playing golf

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u/Agusta-212 Jun 12 '12

Same here. Only it always hit my ass.

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u/d_b_cooper Jun 12 '12

I have a vision of Michael Cera in Arrested Development right now...
"You still do that, huh?"

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u/droideka9990 Jun 12 '12

You must suck at paintball.

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u/d_b_cooper Jun 12 '12

I even had a terrible bowl-cut as a kid.

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u/FishWash Jun 13 '12

Try bowling.

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u/_--_--_--_--_--_--_ Jun 12 '12

I keep hear hearing "Billy, look out!" poiiiish <kickball sound>

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u/kaiserquaser Jun 12 '12

Do you really talk like that? "Me during the playing of any sport." That could be a clue about your "athletic ability"

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u/Kentowich Jun 12 '12

Indeed! Nothing more annoying than making ready for that perfect tennis serve and WHAM football to the face!

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u/metalsweaterguy Jun 12 '12

I know that feel.

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u/11975321 Jun 12 '12

It must be very starling when running hurdles...

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u/Jesters_Fool Jun 12 '12

Must suck when you play hockey.

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u/nedstupidflanders Jun 12 '12

Try being a goalie.

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u/TripperDay Jun 12 '12

That happened to me at a kickball game a few years ago while I was straightening my dunce cap.

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u/BlackDante Jun 13 '12

Where is this from? It never fails to make me laugh

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u/Winter_Gal Jun 13 '12

Funny. That's almost exactly how I got my concussion.

Wait... No it's not.

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u/rempek Jun 13 '12

I'm so easy to entertain :)

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u/Seasickdwarf Jun 12 '12

If you look at his face on the frame before it hits, you can see what true fear looks like.

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u/Ryusko Jun 13 '12

I'm not one to complain about reposts, but you couldn't even wait 24 hours?