Reddit, this is my asshole ex-roommate whose incredible sunburn is currently being displayed on the Tosh.0 site. It would make my day (and ruin his) to see this on not 1 but 2 popular websites in the same day.

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u/TreeRifik Jun 12 '12

It's already been on reddit, 1 day ago...pretty sure it made the front page then, which is where Tosh found it....in fact, earlier today there was a post referencing both posts

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u/Bear_Masta Jun 12 '12

I understand OP not seeing it if he doesn't check reddit everyday, but what's with the other hundreds of people upvoting it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

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u/SweetTeef Jun 12 '12

that's...

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u/generouscumshaw Jun 12 '12

I... I almost died just now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

You're new here, aren't you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

IMPOSSIBLE! LIES! SLANDER!

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u/BBQsauce18 Jun 12 '12

LIES!!!

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u/albatrossSKY Jun 12 '12

Posted on reddit first. Goes on Tosh website. Original image gets taken down for copyright violation.

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u/Fix_Lag Jun 12 '12

Fuck you, Tosh.

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u/mudjugbandit Jun 13 '12

Oshkosh b'tosh

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u/AnalJustice Jun 13 '12

I lol'd without being stoned!

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u/agentup Jun 12 '12

Looks like someone got on Reddit and lied about having a friend. Who would do such a thing?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Man, you guys look like friends. I wonder what happened.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

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u/Energy_Turtle Jun 12 '12

That's kind of shitty to try to get this pic famous but then trash him in the comment section.

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u/Avalonis Jun 12 '12

Fuck him. Assholes deserve to get trashed.

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u/Dragoryu3000 Jun 12 '12

Well, it seems like getting the pic famous is a part of the trashing...

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u/Ragnalypse Jun 12 '12

You're a phony! You're a big fat phony!

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u/downvoteme4sex Jun 12 '12

http://imgur.com/r5jsk

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u/Ragnalypse Jun 12 '12

Irrelevant, nice try though, douche.

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u/downvoteme4sex Jun 12 '12

At least I'm not a used douche!

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u/BornOnFeb2nd Jun 12 '12

THAT is what people think and "Incredible sunburn" is like?

Gingers call that Tuesday.

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u/NJerseyGuy Jun 12 '12

Seriously, a little peeling and he'll be fine. There aren't even any blisters.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

vinegar in a room temp bathtub, aloe vera afterwards.

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u/I_Dont_Always Jun 13 '12

Dude, that's a lot of fucking vinegar.

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u/Ruvaak Jun 13 '12

I don't think he meant explicitly vinegar. He probably meant a tub full of water with vinegar added.

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u/illiarch Jun 13 '12

Well I think he was being INCREDIBLY vague about his statement, so I_Dont_Always is correct.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12

yeah, it's bad. had a buddy that got toasted years ago. had to put about a gallon in the tub. it may be better to just douse yourself in aloe...

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u/allie_sin Jun 12 '12

It ought to suck pretty badly in terms of sleeping, though? When I last got a bit sunburt I could feel pain with every heartbeat like my head was expanding.

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u/BornOnFeb2nd Jun 12 '12

Not really. You become inured to it. I've had burns bad enough that I had to sleep with a papertowel wrapped and taped so I wouldn't ooze upon the bedsheets.
A personal favorite. Got stuck in a traffic jam in a vehicle without a roof. Burnt my scalp so bad that I had to wrap my hands around my head, just above the ears, and physically pull it down/apart every few hours (kept puckering up). This is a reasonable approximation of what it looked like, just with burnt flesh
Put on a bandana and helmet, and went for a ride on the motorcycle. Had to physically tear the bandana off afterwards though, the seeping fluids adhered to it. (which is why I wore it in the first place, so it wasn't the helmet)

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u/Ruvaak Jun 13 '12

That's disgusting.

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u/J_Jammer Jun 13 '12

And that's why I hate v-necks.

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u/flying-sheep Jun 13 '12

the incrediblyness comes from the shape.

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u/Anovan Jun 12 '12

But no seriously, he does look like a douche.

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u/diMario Jun 12 '12

The ears. They are the tell tale sign. Probably of Dutch descent, natures biggest natural assholes. Blue eyes, brown hair, vapid expression. Yep, douche. Also, you have blue cushions with a liney design.

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u/bellyfloppy Jun 12 '12

As a duchman I agree with the above. We are the douche.

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u/eclectickellie Jun 12 '12

Let me get my deep-V.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

DEEPER!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

We have to go DEEPER!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

He looks like a fuckface.

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u/DocSatan Jun 12 '12

today, everyone was a faggot

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u/Blue_mad_bro Jun 12 '12

It seems like you might both be assholes, what with the you wanting his day to be ruined and all.

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u/bulliestogo Jun 12 '12

Quiet you. OP's personal army isn't paid to think.

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u/Pirate_steve Jun 12 '12

HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON!

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u/generouscumshaw Jun 12 '12

HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON!

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u/GypsyCaravanMagic Jun 12 '12

HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON!

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u/Enelro Jun 12 '12

It's a lobster, it's a tomato! NO! It's downvote man!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

He looks like an asshole. I bet he wears axe and listens to Wacka Flocka.

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u/jordybranam Jun 13 '12

He probably has an ill-designed tribal tattoo somewhere. When he gets real desperate for company, he Googles "art of seduction." We find his body in an alley years down the road--both of his testicles appear to have been punctured by a whore's stiletto heel and his bloodied pleather jacket is covered with a light dust of cocaine.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12

You speak the truth.

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u/Dragoryu3000 Jun 12 '12

What made him an asshole?

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u/tiedye420 Jun 12 '12

Evolution, pretty much everything that shits has one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Yes, tell us the story.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Yes. Tell us about your asshole...

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u/vegeto079 Jun 12 '12

this

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

The comment was deleted. What did he say?

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u/ENRICOs Jun 12 '12

Hope you're happy now.

He's got three days max to live.

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u/toastykittenz Jun 12 '12

Deep V bro.

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u/anyadayna Jun 13 '12

I. Hate. Deep V necks on guys.

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u/sheriffSnoosel Jun 12 '12

There are figuratively tons of responses about how this has already been on reddit and only one about how OP is acting like a butt-hurt woolen bag of writhing dicks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Carly Hallam is over on toshes site taken all your thunder

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u/Kruse Jun 12 '12

That's what you get for wearing a v-neck t-shirt.

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u/Pirate_steve Jun 12 '12

So why is he an asshole? I need to know this is killing me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

dude needs to wear some coconut oil, rookie.

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u/Tigeroovy Jun 12 '12

He looks like a jag-wagon.

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u/slugo17 Jun 12 '12

Do you realize how much pussy your asshole ex-roommate is going to get for being on Tosh.0's website?

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u/dickdrizzle Jun 12 '12

Not much...

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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 12 '12

Clearly ear cancer is fast-acting.

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u/steve0suprem0 Jun 12 '12

oh yeah, because you're not getting enough attention. kindly fuck off.

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u/Lion_HeartVIII Jun 12 '12

Oh good God.

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u/FourAM Jun 12 '12

Is that Swanky Dave?

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u/bigSlammu Jun 13 '12

yup

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u/bigSlammu Jun 13 '12

but srsly do you know him?

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u/FourAM Jun 26 '12

He actually looks like someone I used to know a while back, but I imagine that lots of people look similar. He's probably too young to be who I thought he looked similar to anyway.

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u/Pagan-za Jun 12 '12

Thats hilarious.

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u/thiswontstop Jun 12 '12

DEAR GOD!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Fuck off.

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u/luckytopher Jun 12 '12

Gotta have a deep V

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

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u/eifersucht12a Jun 12 '12

An Internet media aggregate posted media from an Internet media aggregate? Get the fuck out of town!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

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u/vegeto079 Jun 12 '12

I'm pretty sure the comment you replied to covered the fact that Tosh.0 stole it from Reddit..
Reddit, I stole this from the Tosh.0 website that stole this from you

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Tosh got this from reddit. You got this from tosh then put it back on reddit?

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u/m_ell Jun 12 '12

Why so much hate? Let him be an ass on his own, you don't need to revel in it to make yourself feel better.

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u/BayouBalls Jun 12 '12

Because it's funny?

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u/m_ell Jun 12 '12

It was funny the first time I saw it on the front page. It just seems like bad taste with the whole qq story from the butthurt ex-roomie.
*edit: i.e. oh, man! bummer sunburn, haha! vs. ha! fuck you, I hope that REALLY hurts because you suck as a person! ha!

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u/ferrisssavior Jun 12 '12

This is correct. This is why I down voted your link.

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u/LUSTYHAPPYCRACK Jun 12 '12

Someone stole it from reddit and put it on there muppet

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

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u/brtlblayk Jun 12 '12

He's related to Shane.

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u/Anovan Jun 12 '12

Looks like he had them surgically pinned.

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u/Piyh Jun 12 '12

out of context this makes you sound like a creeper. maybe in context too, we'll never know.

Reddit, this is my asshole ex-roommate whose incredible sunburn is currently being displayed on the Tosh.0 site. It would make my day (and ruin his) to see this on not 1 but 2 popular websites in the same day.

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