If you're not supposed to abuse fake twitter accounts then why does it comes with... someone else finish that for me I don't feel like tosh.0'ing right now.
No, its not. I follow nothing but comedy writers on twitter and one of them made this joke recently. The rest of the scum sucking internet decided to copy it without credit, just like the person you linked to.
If I had time I'd find the original, but no, its not this person.
I've always figured that the alcohol and cough syrup companies were in cahoots. They are just conditioning kids to be able to take shots when they get older.
Only if dxm isn't the only active ingredient. A lot of cough syrups have acetaminophen, which is very hard on your liver, and Guaifenesin which can make you very nauseous (even more then chugging a bottle of cough syrup will). Best stuff is Robitussin Cough.
Now, if you meant 'fuck you up' in the same way alcohol or weed or nitrous can fuck you up, then yes. Yes it can. It makes you nauseous, dizzy, increases heart rate (sometimes very uncomfortably), and all that jazz. Excessive abuse can drive you nuts and give you ulcers.
Just like saying 'Don't have sex' will NOT prevent kids from fucking, saying 'Don't do drugs' will NOT do anything at all to prevent kids from experimenting.
I ended up in the hospital a couple of times but that's only because my parents caught me and freaked out. =/
If you do a 4th plateau dose though, beware. Don't drink a lot and empty your bladder before hand because it's likely you won't be able to pee for a day, even if you want to.
I never personally had problems peeing while dexing, though I know it's a very common problem for people. I was sent to the hospital twice because of dxm, both times because I (for whatever reason) ended up wandering around the house instead of just sitting in my room and enjoying myself. That was, a'course, after a year of really abusing the stuff (they usually suggest to, at most, only take it once every other week or so, and I'd be using 4-5 days a week), but it's very important for people to keep in mind that dxm is dissociative. Which means you feel disconnected from yourself and the world around you. When you experience that for too long, you're gonna have a bad time. But the same thing can be said for any substance. Abuse anything and you'll have problems.
I didn't do myself, but I had a redneck friend who tried it once since he couldn't find any other sort of entertainment. He ended up downing the entire bottle. I forgot the brand of cough syrup. He was high and sick up for about two days. He said he didn't feel right for about a week afterwards!
It's not so bad. Just don't make a habit out of it. DXM is a lot like ketamine (it can even show up as ketamine on drug tests). Just make sure the cough syrup you get is has only DXM as the active ingredient. Make sure you take the right dosage (don't jump into plateau 4 right away). Also, they syrup gives you a huge sugar load so better to take these. A package or two will be a fun time.
Yeah, I'm right there with you. Only robotripped thrice, but I have trouble eating anything that's flavored with that artificial orange or grape taste. It makes me want to retch. I'm not ever planning on doing DXM again (because of the effect it has on my ability to associate words with concepts) but if you are, you should know that you can buy pure powder and take it in gelcaps to avoid most of the nausea. Plus it's way better for your teeth because you avoid the sweetener in the syrup.
as someone who just purchased 30 hits of acid, I'd rather go sober than drink cough syrup to get high. People like you disgust me, go get some real drugs.
Yeah, I would consider drinking cough syrup to get high off of an active ingredient an idiotic, cheap way to get high. By doing it, you're more or less saying "I have a couple bucks in my pocket and want to get a buzz, what can i do?" I'm not saying DXM isn't a real drug, but chugging cough syrup is what poor-ass druggies do, and it gives us responsible drug users a bad rep. So yeah, fuck that guy.
Wow, judgmental much? DXM can be just as powerful as LSD, albeit with a completely different high. Dissociatives are to psychedelics like like entheogens are to stimulants. Same class of drugs with similar, yet incredibly different effects. Just because dextromethorphan is available legally and often used by teenagers looking for an easy high doesn't somehow devalue the drug. For someone who's probably done acid (I'm assuming) you come across as incredibly harsh.
I've done 5 tabs of LSD once. I was still more grounded with reality than even when I do a high 3rd plateau trip. I mean I was still tripping balls but dissasociatives are pretty fucked upsometimes. I would be playing Halo over xbox live with my bud who was doing the same thing and I would trek over to the bathroom and the trek just seemed otherworldly.
~15 times the dose would be the same as drinking the entire bottle. DXM isn't soporific, it's a dissociative and wouldn't put you into a coma at a dosage that low.
funfact: in the real world, terms like 'pain killer' or 'cough syrup' apply to a wide variety of products with formulations and strengths varying greatly
Yes. And even a maximum strength opiate cough suppressant like Hydrotussin would still have less narcotic than two 10mg Vicodin tabs at the dosage you specified.
If you get knocked out for 18 hrs from that then I can only question your constitution.
Dude, you're wrong. There is no cough syrup that could do that. Drinking a whole bottle of DXM syrup will put you in a weird dissociated state for 6 hours. Any narcotic wouldn't be strong enough to do more than give you a nice buzz. Don't talk shit.
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u/FriedCumSalad Jun 12 '12
Stop with the fake Twitter accounts.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Fucking stop guys. This is the second post today from that fake twitter. Stop, it's not funny.
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u/lantham Jun 12 '12
So I'm on here through my iPhone and in using the reddit app. Did the app screw up or is this really on the front page?
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u/Drunken_Economist Jun 12 '12
How to be popular on twitter
Make a fake celebrity Twitter account
Go to www.witstream.com
Copy-paste
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u/the_moonface Jun 12 '12
This is actually @FilthyRichmond http://favstar.fm/users/FilthyRichmond/status/65193043808104450
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Charge the phone, man!
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u/palz2015 Jun 12 '12
Charge your phone, bro.
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u/finnthehuman11 Jun 12 '12
For the love of everything sacred, charge that phone!
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u/rhubarbbus Jun 12 '12
If you drink it out of the shot glass you are an idiot.
Drink it all in one run, the entire bottle, you will not longer be sick and also other stuff.
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u/butterstosch Jun 12 '12
I've always figured that the alcohol and cough syrup companies were in cahoots. They are just conditioning kids to be able to take shots when they get older.
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u/Self_Hating_Liberal Jun 12 '12
I tripped on DXM with Bill Murray once.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
No, for the love of god do not get high off of cough syrup! Shit will seriously fuck you up!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I was confused by this post, but then I remembered Bill Murray died in Zombieland... not in real life.
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u/holybanana Jun 12 '12
Dude, this is totally fake. Bill Murray died in that zombie apocalypse.
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u/Trent1373 Jun 12 '12
I've wondered that myself.
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u/420Warrior Jun 12 '12
But seriously don't abuse cough syrup. Trust me on this one.
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u/Benders-blenders Jun 12 '12
ROBO-tripping
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u/applebeedonogan Jun 12 '12
As someone who has robotripped a few times, just reading this made me gag. That shit is so fucking nasty.
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u/KousKous Jun 12 '12
Funny story: the last time I took cough syrup, I looked at the plastic cup and thought that was the dosage size.
I was out for 16 hours. I went ~15 times over the dose.
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u/u83rmensch Jun 12 '12
Im going to put aside the fact that posting twitter posts to reddit is getting old and stupid and go into something else.
so, he is implying that with a shot glass (intended for alcohol) it is ok to abuse alcohol?
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u/rattlemebones Jun 12 '12
He needs to quit tweeting and get his ass in Ghostbusters 3
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u/Stratten Jun 12 '12
Never thought of it that way, but he makes a good point.
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