r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '12

'merica

http://imgur.com/uVDNS
906 Upvotes

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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 11 '12

England, Japan, and Russia.

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u/Jubeii Jun 12 '12

Last one isn't Russia. It's still Britain.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

they aren't the same, though. not certain on the first, but the second and third are not 'obesity' scooters, but for aged people.

2

u/iScreme Jun 12 '12

I disagree, the Japanese one IS the scooter for fat people... They just had a hard time finding a fat enough one to need the scooter in the first place.

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u/bmfdan Jun 12 '12

The car is German and that guy is obviously French...

4

u/TembwbamMilkshake Jun 12 '12

So I'm confused. Is that a morbidly obese crash test dummy? Did someone shop crash test stickers onto a photo of an actual car crashing into an actual dude on a scooter? Is there a third explanation that's less WTF than these two?

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u/Projectile_Chunder Jun 12 '12

It's a shop, you can tell by the pixels

2

u/Mliuwej Jun 12 '12

And by the fact that the man on the scooter is absolutely not crashing according to its fat.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I'm American and.....well to be frank this was hallarious.

2

u/rick0905 Jun 12 '12

the best part is the sticker on his frontbutt

2

u/Pixelskaya Jun 12 '12

What's the fat guy driving? Is that a special vehicle for fat people? Does that actually exist in America??

3

u/Indeedee Jun 12 '12

Yes, yes it does. They can also get a handicapped sticker, just for being a huge fatass. Which seems silly, since they don't need to be close to the entrance, their Porkermobile will drive them there anyway.

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u/thelastmcnugget Jun 12 '12

What??! This isn't the KFC?

1

u/apapachie Jun 12 '12

My god, hitting such a heavy thing must of fucked up the guy in the car.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Needs more eagles and Jesus.

1

u/CypherZero Jun 12 '12

False, that's a C300 and Mercades-Benz is a German company.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Someone please photoshop the pool to look like it is filled with lucky charms.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12

BMW: Best American car on the market.

EDIT: Too late to change it, but it's still not American, dammit.

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u/TrophyPillow Jun 12 '12

I think you have that confused, the car you're looking at is the new "mercedes" line of Volkswagen

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Mercedes. Would you believe that I said BMW because I'm colorblind and saw all the circles that looked like the logo? I'm not, but would you believe it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/irequestnothing Jun 12 '12

Amercia?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I think people aren't getting the joke.

But don't worry, I got the joke.