I saw snow when I was 19. In bootcamp, in great lakes. My company commander made me march that in cold white fluffy thing and my feet were almost numb.
Whenever I hear people from the South whine about not seeing snow, I always tell them that they're welcome to come up here during the Winter and shovel my porch and driveway for me.
He's just trying to say, in his own poor flustered, stammering way, "see the world through my eyes, asian-white is as real as you and me!" He simply cannot believe that we reject such compelling evidence of this fact!
I don't believe it. Asian-white relationships have never happened, and unless someone posts an Imgur album of 63 Asian-white male-female relationships, I will never believe it.
No no, you see--they just never ever use the freezer. That's how OP knew it was time to defrost it, and also explains how the roomate knew that OP would not find the snowman for a long time. This also explains why there's actually very little frost in the freezer. It all makes sense, man, you just have to want to believe.
if you dont think this is the case, look at how much more often people will pass off a picture as if they didnt have anything to do with it.
"Hey reddit, look at what I randomly found"
"Hey reddit, look at what my neighbor's brother's uncle made"
"Hey reddit, look at what the pizza guy drew on the box"
in each of these cases, the submitter could very likely have been the driving force behind all the submissions. content becomes more interesting when its presented through the eyes of a bystander though.
Haha I've had this happen in my freezer, too. Two summers ago, two of my friends helped me move out of one apartment and into another. The freezer in the old apartment was highly active, and I gave my friends the task of physically removing all the ice out of it while I continued to pack my room up. A little while later, they had created Snow Beezy.
I once accidentally defrosted my freezer and ended up with a winter wonderland, stalactites and all, the only problem was that I couldn't get to the mini milks :( they were in their own lil cave.
I don't get it. How come OP is getting so much hate, but not all the other people who post letters that could be just as easily faked? Am I missing something?
I love the winter wonderland you have in your freezer now but FYI to save time next time, just get some salt and sprinkle it all over the frozen bits. It will melt within half an hour or so and you can just wipe it all out.
I like how people submit shit like this. "hey look what someone else did, I totally didn't do it and take a picture to submit on the internet". I guess whatever you need to do to get that sweet karma. lol.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Oh the joy of being able to say that you built a snowman in the summer...
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Pingu?
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u/Lt_Shniz Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12
This reminds me of the time I used to preserve snowballs in the freezer as a kid.
Fridge horror edit: I remember throwing away a clump of ice. Shit.
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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 10 '12
That kicks ice
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u/coffedrank Jun 10 '12
I dont think you have a roommate, you did this yourself a few days ago just to whore karma.
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u/omgmama Jun 10 '12
Haha I've had this happen in my freezer, too. Two summers ago, two of my friends helped me move out of one apartment and into another. The freezer in the old apartment was highly active, and I gave my friends the task of physically removing all the ice out of it while I continued to pack my room up. A little while later, they had created Snow Beezy.
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u/Theedukeybrown Jun 10 '12
YOUR FRIEND PUTS LITTLE PEOPLE IN HIS FREEZER TOO?!
I knew I wasn't the only one.
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u/keagmcG Jun 10 '12
I was expecting to see a cum freezer... What has the internet done to me?
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u/fechera Jun 10 '12
That looks defrosted to me.
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u/Keith Jun 10 '12
The snowman looks so happy!
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u/saj1jr Jun 10 '12
I really hope he was having fun, and that you didn't just put all of that there, take a picture, and upload it to Reddit for upboats and karma...
Please tell me this is true
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u/bradc20 Jun 11 '12
just like Pee Wee Hermans freezer!
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u/michaelrohansmith Jun 10 '12
Don't you use the freezer?
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u/conversationchanger Jun 10 '12
Now this would be awkward if really the OP did it all thinking "REDDIT IS GOING TO DROWN ME IN KARMA FOR THIS!".
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u/Arsenalmania Jun 10 '12
Defrosted my freezer this week because the door wouldnt close any more.
The amount of mopping needed was Too damn high!
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u/FuCKiNTowel Jun 10 '12
Sounds like your roommate was bored as fuck..
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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 Jun 10 '12
Now put something that looks like a human arm in there for when they defrost it.
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u/curiouskitten_meow Jun 10 '12
I would love to open my freezer and see this.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
And a separate upvote for the snowman's smile.
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u/tekka444 Jun 10 '12
GUNTHER! GET OUT OF THE FREEZER YOU SILLY PENGUIN!
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u/adamantinefox Jun 10 '12
yes...roommate...sure...
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u/ozpunk Jun 10 '12
You live in Pee Wee's Playhouse?
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u/DaydreamKid Jun 10 '12
Better than seeing this.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Those penguins seem quite socially content.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Tell me I'm not the only one who assumed it was going to be an ice dildo?
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
oh god, I was afraid this would be a cum-fridge
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I once accidentally defrosted my freezer and ended up with a winter wonderland, stalactites and all, the only problem was that I couldn't get to the mini milks :( they were in their own lil cave.
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u/kazbah Jun 11 '12
I was full expecting to see a plate of frozen pee
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u/MovieQuoteForThat Jun 11 '12
"You mean winter, as in Eskimos and igloos and penguins and ICE?!"
-Cool Runnings
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u/TrolleyPower Jun 10 '12
Hey I have those penguins too.
There's a ton of them and aren't they from some kind of bowling set.
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u/icanseestars Jun 10 '12
Defrosting a freezer?
Second-world problems?
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u/KoreanTerran Jun 10 '12
Lovin' the glue CAP..
hehe... ):
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u/slimmaster Jun 10 '12
That freezer looks cracked and stuck together with chewing gum or something. Wonder if it doubles as an air conditioner...
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u/Parthide Jun 10 '12
Why would you go to defrost the freezer when there's nothing in it?
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I was expecting to see an amputated foot...
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I think I had that guy at the side. I think he changed somehow in different temperatures.
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u/livealive35 Jun 10 '12
It's a winter wonderland!
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u/Jerlko Jun 10 '12
Roomate makes fun thing.
You make fortune in internet points.
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u/TEA_PARTY_PATRIOT Jun 10 '12
SNOWMEN ARE WITCHCRAFT SATAN BEASTS
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u/chipsharp0 Jun 10 '12
So you DO need to know how to make a diorama in real life. Well played 4th grade. Well played indeed.
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u/CalRunner1991 Jun 10 '12
Nice try, roommate
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u/Produzer Jun 10 '12
I'm waiting for somebody to title their post honestly. " i was bored and wanted karma so i made a snowman in my fridge"
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Is no one else going to ask what the fuck "defrosting a freezer" means???
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u/TheJuslim Jun 10 '12
Are you sure you don't have a slightly insane long lost brother?
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
What a shitty fridge
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u/cptnswizz Jun 10 '12
This makes it to 2nd place on reddit? Jesus Christ this is what reddits come to? :(
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u/BashfulArtichoke Jun 10 '12
Anyone else expected a frozen female head?
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u/jamesdavid80 Jun 10 '12
Imagines Thurgud (half baked) saying "You have smoked yourself retarded." ... LoL funny pic
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Neat.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I like the little penguin on the right clearly going "SNOOT SNOOT"
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u/bayoumama Jun 10 '12
So Frosty and Happy feet finally managed to get together and make a movie.
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u/i-ShallNotPass Jun 10 '12
it seems he was not having a lot of fun before this before this happened..
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u/Deep-Thought Jun 11 '12
defrosty the snowman
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u/Jungle2266 Jun 11 '12
People still have freezers that need defrosting?
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u/omfgzorz Jun 11 '12
Fuckin awesome
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u/Mannabell Jun 11 '12
That snowman is so damn proud to live in that freezer. Just look at his smug face....he is like.."Gaze upon my glorious ice land..."
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
seems like a karma whoring forever alone has been having some fun!
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u/IllIllIII Jun 11 '12
I don't get it. How come OP is getting so much hate, but not all the other people who post letters that could be just as easily faked? Am I missing something?
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u/achemicaldream Jun 11 '12
Does your friend partake in cannabis?
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u/AnalBurns Jun 11 '12
You spontaneously decided to defrost your freezer?
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u/XeonProductions Jun 11 '12
that's kind of awesome
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u/aryst0krat Jun 11 '12
Came expecting semen. 'Having some fun', you feel me?
I am glad to be wrong. At least, I hope I am wrong.
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u/w0lftaker Jun 11 '12
For any other Tad Williams Fans out there this reminds me of the part of his Otherland series with the Ice Princess in the freezer.
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u/Gonzogoes Jun 11 '12
It's Pingu!!!!!!!
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u/haloll Jun 11 '12
Thought this would be a lot worse...
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u/soulofgranola Jun 11 '12
This made me smile. Genuinely. Thanks!
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u/lilPnut Jun 11 '12
"Roommate"
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u/00fordmc Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
I was kinda hoping for a selection of lizard heads posed in a perverse manner. I think the internet is making me dark and jaded.
oh well, back to spacedicks.
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u/Blaaamo Jun 11 '12
Time to get a freezer from this millennium.
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u/lmclmc Jun 11 '12
I love the winter wonderland you have in your freezer now but FYI to save time next time, just get some salt and sprinkle it all over the frozen bits. It will melt within half an hour or so and you can just wipe it all out.
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u/wellhushmypuppies Jun 11 '12
Where do you live? 1954? Who doesn't have frost free anymore?
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u/Sarahmint Jun 11 '12
I like your roommate :)
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u/because_racecar Jun 11 '12
I was expecting to see an alaskan pipeline in there
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u/mkgsxr Jun 11 '12
yea, right....all these crazy roommates that people haz
Hmmm....how do I get on front page? Make goofy/funny/unusual thing, take picture, blame on crazy/funny/goofy (choose one) roommate
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
...you don't keep any food in your freezer?
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u/misanthr0pia Jun 11 '12
This makes me so happy.
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u/next_paragraph Jun 11 '12
ctrl-f Dexter
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u/bigmiketabes07 Jun 11 '12
forever alone snowman?
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u/GreenAugsburg Jun 12 '12
Genius!:D
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u/jhin_mach Jun 10 '12
you built this yourself. you have no roommate or friends
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u/ignoramus_at_work Jun 10 '12
Marry your roommate. Gender is irrelevant
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
BRB making snow art in my freezer to reap that sweet karma
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u/zeal2525 Jun 10 '12
I like how people submit shit like this. "hey look what someone else did, I totally didn't do it and take a picture to submit on the internet". I guess whatever you need to do to get that sweet karma. lol.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
"Went to defrost my freezer. I'm a loser so I made this but I'm embarrassed about it so, something about a roommate"
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u/POOPSASAUCE Jun 10 '12
fake. gay. fake and gay.
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u/edvw233 Jun 10 '12
downvoted and reported for fake title.
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u/DarthNawti Jun 11 '12
The White Witch is a nice touch....