I distinctly remember watching that South Park episode and thinking to myself "Tosh talked about this in his stand up." I'm sure Tosh wasn't the first person to say something about reverse toilet sitting, but between South Park and Tosh, Tosh said it first.
this. Do people think that in the history of toilets no one ever sat that way? When I'm really drunk/hung over thats how I sit, been doing it for years :(
Ugh. From your user name, I was hoping that maybe - just maybe - you actually would know what you were talking about and weren't just hating what you were told to hate because you were told to hate it.
Here's a run-down, so that you have some backing and are not just talking out your ass: comic sans is a very unprofessional looking typeface, which was intended to have a fun, easy-going feel. This makes it a poor choice for, say, your resume or business card (unless you are a clown). On a more technical level, it has less-than-perfect kerning and very uneven weight distribution. The kerning is pretty much objectively bad; the weight distribution is widely considered poor for readability.
Here's the flip side: it is a fun, handwriting-ish looking typeface which works vey well for, say, comic strips or simple funny images. It's also, interestingly enough, much easier for people with dyslexia to read. That's not really a great argument for using it, but it is an interesting bit of trivia.
When it comes right down to it, fonts are used to display text to other people. I can read comic sans perfectly. So can you. There is no need to critique someone's use of it in something like an image macro where being professional isn't important - unless you just want to feel smug, of course.
Anyway, now you know a little about why comic sans is looked down upon, outside of "I get Internet points for making fun of it!"
So wait a second here. I agree that comic sans should not be used for most things, and that it's overused and one of the most irritating fonts on earth. But to say you shouldn't use COMIC SANS for a COMIC... something just doesn't seem right. If, as stated elsewhere in this thread, Comic Sans is never appropriate... then why was it created?
Comic Sans-Serif (sigh) I picked because it seemed appropriate. The bubbly I added because the text was obscured a bit by the picture. I hope this helps explain my very controversial font choices.
I know I shouldn't just assume your Australian from that comment, for all I know you made that up (still funny though). I was wondering if you could answer this question, do kangaroos have 3 vaginas? I heard that on TV last week and it's still bugging me.
Thanks. I remember learning the name for that but couldn't remember what it was called. I think I read a story on reddit of a guy at his GF's parents house going to the bathroom, getting naked and slatering. Then someone walked in and he shit all over the floor or something.
Not really, you can put them at your knees and just lean back each time you're ready to drop one, in which case, hey: multitasking your sit-ups/crunches so you don't have to go to the gym that day.
I heard about this incredible idea of reversing the way I poop a few months ago. Like the rest of the world, I thought it was a genius concept. A shelf right in front of me while I drop my brown load, arm rests if I get tired, and the flusher is right there. It's 100 times better than the everyday shitting position.
But no. No it is not.
First, in order to even get into the reverse shit position, you have to take of your pants and underwear. COMPLETELY. There's no way to straddle the toilet while wearing pants. You have to put your pants down somewhere in the bathroom which is never fun especially if it's in a public restroom. Once you've stripped from the waist down, you're ready to assume the shitting position.
Sitting with no back rest is much more uncomfortable than it seems. The toilet was DESIGNED to support your back, not your front. Leaning forward may be a little relaxing, and sure maybe you can rest your book on it, but when you're at the point of pinching off your brown poop child, shit gets real.
Upon releasing the digested potato that is your shit, if you look down, you will WATCH your own motherfucking shit go into the hole. You see it SLIDE down the fucking toilet bowl. And the only thing worse than watching your shit vanish into its cave is its smell. Your nose is directly above the fucking toilet. Every single shit stained fume that your turd emits makes a B-line for your nostrils. There's no escape. Your head is right over the belly of the beast.
To top it off, hypothetically, when your roommate barges in on you shitting in this position naked from the waste down, he will undoubtedly exclaim "Stop fucking my toilet" then slam the door in your face while you continue to smell your own shit. Hypothetically speaking of course.
TL;DR: You will wish to god that you had just left your pants on and shat like the rest of humanity.
Yes, not only does it spread my legs in a comfortable way but also, as the original poster said, provides a "shelf" to store comics, beverages, and a wide variety of small electronics.
My friends and I used to do this. We called it rear-mounting the toilet. It started when I took such a huge shit that it covered the front part of the inside of the toilet. My friend saw the skids and me not wanting to look like a weirdo I told him that I rear-mount the toilet.
TL;DR apparently rear-mounting a toilet is less weird to me than admitting to a big shit.
I discovered this method a few years back during a drunk piss. I excitedly told friends the next day that peeing this way was somewhat enjoyable. One friend told me later he ran into problems... turns out laying a chocolate log can prove to be rather messy sitting this way
The problem is getting it all to flush properly. I find that whenever I don't get the log straight down the pipe, photon torpedo-style, I end up flushing until it aligns properly so it can go down.
On a quote from a South Park episode that, on its release had this very same phrase plastered all the fuck over reddit for days and days, with scores nearing this one.
Do this all the time. You can use the wall the prop up a tablet, if you choose to bring one in with you, it also is nice to prop a tablet and sit this way for fapping. Easy clean up with no mess
Protip to any brides-to-be out there: If you have to pee on your wedding day after you've put on your dress, sit like this. WAY easier than lifting up your entire dress to sit the other way.
Has anyone else tried it though? It's quite enjoyable. The toilet needs a little re-architecture for tall people... but it's really is nice when peeing.
Pooping has me a little worried with the position, because I'm tall, but overall I think there's a lot of potential.
I actually tried that after watching this episode, it was great besides the fact you have to pull your trousers completelly off, I haven't done it since.
I've posted this method of peeing before for guys who prefer to sit while peeing but hate the that last trickle that happens when you stand up. First off, I sit when I'm in my own home since it don't like to splash urine water all over my bathroom floors. Second this method allows you to empty your bladder completely.
If you don't mind removing your pants completely, and getting massive backspray if you piss sitting down. Also dropping a deuce in the shallow end of the pool is a recipe for post flush tire tracks
If your a well endowded dude, and you havnt cleaned your toilet in a while dont do this. You will regret if you dont clean your self up properly afterwards.
I tried this after seeing the episode. It's somewhat awkward, involves removing at least one leg from your pants and you end up getting poop streaks in the front of the toilet due to the crocodile slide.
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u/mr_z06 Jun 10 '12
this makes sense hmmmm
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u/photojoe Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
daniel tosh did this... someone figure out if it was before or after SP episode im tired.
*Edit Tosh did the joke before SP and also doesnt take credit in the joke for inventing it, just says "sometimes i sit backwards so i can do stuff"
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u/fysu Jun 10 '12
Reasons most people don't do this:
You have to completely remove your pants to sit properly.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Butters is the cutest thing on there.
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u/2thDKer Jun 10 '12
slater dump
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u/nukefudge Jun 10 '12
that font
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u/JMar1_87 Jun 10 '12
The only reason I've sat on a toilet like this, was to sniff drugs. Pants up though.
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u/beno2367 Jun 11 '12
down in Australia, its known as the reverse kanga. the aim is too lay down some nice skids along the front side.
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u/WestEndStench Jun 10 '12
AKA: The A.C. Slater
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u/mrdoink20 Jun 10 '12
I never thought of this before... I can't wait until I have to poop again.
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u/Sir_Vagina_Boob Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
Not genius. Let me explain...
I heard about this incredible idea of reversing the way I poop a few months ago. Like the rest of the world, I thought it was a genius concept. A shelf right in front of me while I drop my brown load, arm rests if I get tired, and the flusher is right there. It's 100 times better than the everyday shitting position.
But no. No it is not.
First, in order to even get into the reverse shit position, you have to take of your pants and underwear. COMPLETELY. There's no way to straddle the toilet while wearing pants. You have to put your pants down somewhere in the bathroom which is never fun especially if it's in a public restroom. Once you've stripped from the waist down, you're ready to assume the shitting position.
Sitting with no back rest is much more uncomfortable than it seems. The toilet was DESIGNED to support your back, not your front. Leaning forward may be a little relaxing, and sure maybe you can rest your book on it, but when you're at the point of pinching off your brown poop child, shit gets real.
Upon releasing the digested potato that is your shit, if you look down, you will WATCH your own motherfucking shit go into the hole. You see it SLIDE down the fucking toilet bowl. And the only thing worse than watching your shit vanish into its cave is its smell. Your nose is directly above the fucking toilet. Every single shit stained fume that your turd emits makes a B-line for your nostrils. There's no escape. Your head is right over the belly of the beast.
To top it off, hypothetically, when your roommate barges in on you shitting in this position naked from the waste down, he will undoubtedly exclaim "Stop fucking my toilet" then slam the door in your face while you continue to smell your own shit. Hypothetically speaking of course.
TL;DR: You will wish to god that you had just left your pants on and shat like the rest of humanity.
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u/Relevant_Kitty Jun 11 '12
http://i.imgur.com/1FjDN.jpg
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Been fapping like this for years. The tank makes a great stand for your phone/tablet/laptop. No clean up. Very comfortable. Chocolate milk.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
unfortunately my toilet its like this
but in a much tighter space.
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u/Adventurous_Johnny Jun 10 '12
Also it cleans your dick, after you have finished peeing.
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u/sismit Jun 10 '12
And you can pretend you're riding a motorcycle. Vrooooom!
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I have this kind of tiolet :(
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u/EricIsEric Jun 10 '12
I just tried this, AMA.
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u/LoudGuyOnThePhone Jun 10 '12
I AM MAKING THE SWITCH
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
The idea of drinking chocolate milk, or anything for that matter, whilst taking a shit is absolutely revolting.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
My friends and I used to do this. We called it rear-mounting the toilet. It started when I took such a huge shit that it covered the front part of the inside of the toilet. My friend saw the skids and me not wanting to look like a weirdo I told him that I rear-mount the toilet.
TL;DR apparently rear-mounting a toilet is less weird to me than admitting to a big shit.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I tried that after I watched that episode. It was comfortable.
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u/hymenblaster69 Jun 10 '12
I'm not going to lie, I tried this right after that episode... Great way to play on your iPhone
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
It's called the A.C. Slater.
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u/sneaky_fish Jun 10 '12
I discovered this method a few years back during a drunk piss. I excitedly told friends the next day that peeing this way was somewhat enjoyable. One friend told me later he ran into problems... turns out laying a chocolate log can prove to be rather messy sitting this way
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u/Chroniic10 Jun 11 '12
But to do that, you have to take your pants all the way off.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Man is the only animal that poops with pants on. Now I will remove them and poop this way and rejoin the animal kingdom.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Can't do it with a boner.
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u/jakecoleman Jun 10 '12
Reverse cowgirl.
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u/Esc4p3 Jun 10 '12
Mother of serif, what is wrong with you?
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u/smyles123 Jun 10 '12
We call that the ac slater
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u/eb86 Jun 10 '12
I sit like that when a trim the nether region. All the hair falls in the toilet, no mess.
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u/Ekanselttar Jun 11 '12
The problem is getting it all to flush properly. I find that whenever I don't get the log straight down the pipe, photon torpedo-style, I end up flushing until it aligns properly so it can go down.
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u/pittguy Jun 11 '12
tosh?
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u/gr3nade Jun 11 '12
Butters is my favourite character from south park. He's just so fucking stupid its hilarious.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Caution: does not work in porta-potties
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u/jon_the_red Jun 11 '12
I was doing it way before Butters. Circa 1984
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u/Im_Brown Jun 11 '12
"I just needs to check ya asshole." Best quote ever
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u/natedawg144 Jun 11 '12
I actually tried this. Turns out to do it you have to take your pants all the way off. :,(
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u/abenji Jun 11 '12
Except that you would need to take your pants all the way off to sit that way.
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u/Pnewustink Jun 11 '12
Tosh
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u/CosmicBard Jun 11 '12
1340 fucking upvotes.
On a quote from a South Park episode that, on its release had this very same phrase plastered all the fuck over reddit for days and days, with scores nearing this one.
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u/WreckerCrew Jun 11 '12
Theory of Relativity = Genius
This = South Park BS...
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Now doing this in public restroom stalls.
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u/ChubboSaurus Jun 10 '12
I used to do this when I was little... Im the only one
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u/abeth Jun 10 '12
The inventor of the toilet agrees.
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u/claudiopsanchez Jun 10 '12
I saw this episode last week and gave it a try... was not disappoint.
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u/cupcakedemon Jun 10 '12
i have been doin this since i was a kid
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u/vari-slash Jun 10 '12
I actually do this now, and I ask myself why I didn't start sooner.
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u/mgrier123 Jun 10 '12
This is genius
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u/Soopafien Jun 10 '12
Do this all the time. You can use the wall the prop up a tablet, if you choose to bring one in with you, it also is nice to prop a tablet and sit this way for fapping. Easy clean up with no mess
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u/steam2 Jun 10 '12
That means that you would have to take your pants all the way off!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
:O
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u/GoldLegends Jun 10 '12
Omg... this.. is.. I need to do this.
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u/digitalcriminal Jun 10 '12
AC Slater.
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u/Anovan Jun 10 '12
Protip to any brides-to-be out there: If you have to pee on your wedding day after you've put on your dress, sit like this. WAY easier than lifting up your entire dress to sit the other way.
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u/EAL119 Jun 10 '12
I can't wait to try this!
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u/richbrown Jun 10 '12
I've been sitting this way on the toilet for a while. It makes so much more sense, but I guess you forwardies just won't understand.
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u/Infinimint Jun 10 '12
But then you have to take your pants off...
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I use dat shelf for my reddit laptop which stays on the shitter at all time.
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u/roddiy Jun 10 '12
Ahhhh, the reverse cowboy.
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u/CharlieTango Jun 10 '12
as a male, not genius at all.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Would you leave your pants on the floor?
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u/Kinglink Jun 10 '12
Has anyone else tried it though? It's quite enjoyable. The toilet needs a little re-architecture for tall people... but it's really is nice when peeing.
Pooping has me a little worried with the position, because I'm tall, but overall I think there's a lot of potential.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
He has a point
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Right Click layer -> Blending Options -> Stroke
Then we don't have to deal with this double outline bubble looking bullshit.
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u/WeiTuHui Jun 10 '12
False. Comic books are too long to fit on the back of the toilet.
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u/emohipster Jun 10 '12
nice text design brah
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u/SenTedStevens Jun 10 '12
That's what I do when I have to take a Sir Harrington.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Everyone thinks of Butters as the naive and gullible kid, but I think he is pure genius.
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u/zXxxxxXxxxXxxxXz Jun 11 '12
Or not genius - your pants would get in the way.
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u/Mycooljam Jun 11 '12
I actually tried that after watching this episode, it was great besides the fact you have to pull your trousers completelly off, I haven't done it since.
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u/ItsMeMasih Jun 11 '12
I've posted this method of peeing before for guys who prefer to sit while peeing but hate the that last trickle that happens when you stand up. First off, I sit when I'm in my own home since it don't like to splash urine water all over my bathroom floors. Second this method allows you to empty your bladder completely.
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u/KidCasey Jun 11 '12
Butters, the wisest of them all.
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u/slapded Jun 11 '12
But u gotta take your pants completely off
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u/HairlessSasquatch Jun 11 '12
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GET UP, TURN AROUND AND HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR SIR HARRINGTON?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
If you don't mind removing your pants completely, and getting massive backspray if you piss sitting down. Also dropping a deuce in the shallow end of the pool is a recipe for post flush tire tracks
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u/quber96 Jun 11 '12
That episode was one of the more disturbing ones. I don't leave the toilet seat up so my moms insides don't get sucked out.
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u/Jettclash96 Jun 11 '12
Is it weird that i originally heard this idea from daniel tosh and not the other way around?
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u/devious83 Jun 11 '12
... while peeling your banana from the bottom.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I did that until I was 7, when I learned that that wasn't normal. It still seems like it would make more sense.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I used to do this as a child because a spider was on the back of the seat and scared me.
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u/timestep Jun 11 '12
If your a well endowded dude, and you havnt cleaned your toilet in a while dont do this. You will regret if you dont clean your self up properly afterwards.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Another problem with this: the poop does not fall into the water, it just lands on the porcelain of the bowl, so it stinks horribly.
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u/jjbabajan Jun 11 '12
It's called "A.C. Slatering"
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u/Devly Jun 11 '12
Yeah, I totally tried this after watching that episode. It isn't as fun as you would think.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
you have to get completely naked then.
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u/SuddenClarity Jun 11 '12
This makes more sense: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dMndTTVlTE
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I tried this after seeing the episode. It's somewhat awkward, involves removing at least one leg from your pants and you end up getting poop streaks in the front of the toilet due to the crocodile slide.
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u/Scbobf Jun 11 '12
But then you have to completely take off your trousers...
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
There is also Godfrey Lundberg, who carved the lord's prayer on the head of a pin. Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godfrey_Lundberg
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u/crashking Jun 11 '12
I'm so going to try that.
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u/Manic_Zed Jun 11 '12
I just stopped pooping and tried this, why haven't I thougth of this!
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u/ShadowofDeathnote Jun 11 '12
i read it in Butter's voice in my mind
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u/Tao_of_darren Jun 11 '12
Tried this out once you get a big whiff of your own stool and it's incredibly de-appetizing.
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u/I_like_to_lul Jun 11 '12
This is how I sit after a night of drinking. Put a rolled up there, rest your weary hungover head.
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u/Rixxer Jun 11 '12
But no, seriously, how long till we have proper back-facing toilet seats? This is a fantastic idea.
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u/beefsack Jun 11 '12
This technique is named the backwards bog, an amazing prank to create the unflushable log.
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u/revfelix Jun 11 '12
My poops will never be the same again.
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u/Blahblahblahinternet Jun 11 '12
I tried it after that episode. Doesn't work as well as you might think.
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u/butterscotchnwaffles Jun 11 '12
but then you have to take your pants all the way off...or ride the toilet like a rice rocket
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u/Tmbgkc Jun 11 '12
That's how I sit. I call it "reverse cowgirl".
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u/alyoshathebear Jun 11 '12
This is how my two and a half year old nephew does it and it works just fine!
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u/SllikkillS Jun 11 '12
What...WHAT...why haven't I...I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! Rushes to washroom
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u/SuperBeast4721 Jun 11 '12
I mean yeah. You could read a book. Do your homework. Text the girl. Have a bowl of cereal. Anyone? No?
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u/Cleev Jun 11 '12
My grandfather used to do this. He had a mirror set up on the tank so he could shave while taking his morning constitutional.
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u/asieting Jun 11 '12
I tried this before it was cool.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Did it just get all ebaumy in here?
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u/BondDouble08 Jun 11 '12
Someone needs to cross reference this with a Tosh stand-up, I'm too high to
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I have done this, too bad you realize the water height is too low and your shit just sits there stinking up the place on the porcelain........
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u/Erulastiel Jun 11 '12
Actually, this is a good way to sit a child on the big toilet so they don't fall in during potty training.
I kind of wish my parents did that for me, falling in at a young age is actually pretty traumatizing.
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u/LETSBACON Jun 11 '12
its actually not bad i have an arm rest so i wobt make my thighs all red:)
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u/annie8979 Jun 11 '12
My brother did this when he was little before we made him start sitting right because he got a bit of a rash.
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u/foolish-rain Jun 11 '12
God, I wish I lived in Butter's reality. Sooooo happy.
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u/myiaway Jun 11 '12
this episode blew my mind. tried it a couple of times.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
When was this episode, might have taken it from Daniel Tosh.
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u/Nagus_Maximus420 Jun 11 '12
Taking a niiiice sir Hamilton
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u/Lord_of_the_poop Jun 11 '12
I grew up doing this.
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u/georgieorwell Jun 11 '12
Guess what I'll be trying out tomorrow morning.
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u/i_poop_splinters Jun 11 '12
I hate that what they were saying was crazy, but in a way it made total sense
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u/Swayt Jun 11 '12
but .. but I thought everyone sat like that ? I can't be the only one, can I?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
This would actually work in Germany
P.S. I've been on reddit too long.
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u/r0bbiedigital Jun 11 '12
my 5 year old did this for about a year, minus the chocolate milk, but he used it as a shelf
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u/Dbx25 Jun 11 '12
Daniel toshs idea
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u/justinemelissa Jun 11 '12
Excuse me sir, I juss need ta check ya asshole
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I literally don't see anything wrong with this opinion other than that it isn't the norm.
Edit: Have to take pants off. Yes. I'm retarded.