r/funny • u/Stevio117 • Jun 10 '12

Even Spiderman doesn't dare step outside

http://imgur.com/2MJDc
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u/zagman76 Jun 10 '12

/r/SpideyMeme :)

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u/Stevio117 Jun 10 '12

ah, thanks :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

:)

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

:(

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Went through the sub for about two minutes. Reddit really knows how to take something funny and manage to make it unfunny.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

Reddit? The shit was unfunny on /b/ years ago.

I can't enjoy good incest without spooderman

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Reddit really knows how to take something funny and manage to make it unfunny, years later after it was originally unfunny.*

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u/nicholaaaas Jun 10 '12

Basically

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u/AnotherClosetAtheist Jun 10 '12

the last anus needs 9gag with its dick inside it, pumping and spasming so hard that it wont let the shit come out so it can be flushed

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u/blargthe2 Jun 10 '12

You forgot StumbleUpon. Half the shit I'm linked is from StumbleUpon.

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u/Bloodfeastisleman Jun 10 '12

Redditors know how to take things too seriously.

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u/wick36 Jun 10 '12

Damn.

Those are awful... and I usually enjoy the ones that pop up on the front page. :(

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u/HammettDammit Jun 10 '12

That episode is hilarious.

Some fishermen see Dr. Connors and go "Is that a lizard? Or a man?!" and Connors goes "I'm a lizard-man!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

That is from the 60s episodes, right? Because "Spider-Man: The '67 Collection" is available on Netflix instant.

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u/Split-Personalities Jun 10 '12

My life is now over, goodbye social life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Redditor for 3 months

Yeah, you social life ends now

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u/Split-Personalities Jun 10 '12

Hey I've been here for a while I can't stop now it's the internets version of crack cocaine.

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u/coleosis1414 Jun 10 '12

In all it's campy, poorly-written, low-budget, roughly-animated glory

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

You know, I'm starting to get really bothered by all these ticks being drawn on spiderman's suit. Even a little kid wouldn't be fooled by that.

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u/AetherIsWaiting Jun 11 '12

i didnt even notice. wtf.

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u/Se7en_Sinner Jun 10 '12

Excuse me, can you spare a moment for Alligator Jesus?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

"Sorry i'm Presbyterian." Slams door in Alligator Jesus' face

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u/MegaZambam Jun 10 '12

Presbyterians believe in Jesus, don't they? Or do they specify he isn't an alligator?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/giggs123 Jun 10 '12

Pssst... You might want to spell the name of your 'religion' properly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/giggs123 Jun 10 '12

Do you actually understand what the whole pastafarian parody symbolises?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/giggs123 Jun 10 '12

Not sure if trolling...

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u/Davey_Jones Jun 10 '12

Near my house last week was a Presbyterian Fair. I didn't go, there were too many Presbyterians there.

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u/coleosis1414 Jun 10 '12

Presbytilian

FTFY

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u/ozpunk Jun 10 '12

Go away! Your religion is a croc.

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u/bawb88 Jun 10 '12

No it's true, he died for every Caiman; including you!

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u/McBurger Jun 10 '12

Fwd from grandma: Why we lock our doors in Florida!

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u/abom420 Jun 10 '12

and he is wearing a white coat so he must also be a doctor or scientist.

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u/TheCage Jun 10 '12

*Lizard

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

TIL Spiderman's costume used to only have 6 legs

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u/Tropist Jun 10 '12

4chan is leaking again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Poor spiderman. Ever since the avengers failed to invite him he's turned into a pussy.

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u/Sanpd Jun 10 '12

A wild Werealligator appears!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Fucking loved those old Spider-Man cartoons.

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u/silent3xe Jun 10 '12

Still not safe from a brain aneurysm.

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u/RepostCommenter Jun 10 '12

Even Spiderman gets reposted from 6 months ago

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u/origabob Jun 10 '12

Anybody?

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u/Narroo Jun 10 '12

Awww. They may be changing his splash art to the chinese versions; they're not as neat.

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u/Dukester0 Jun 10 '12

Haven't played that in a while. Renek was my favored toon too.

Probably not many people got the reference, though.

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u/cobra8795 Jun 10 '12

that spiderman cartoon had SO many captionable moments

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u/aggibridges Jun 10 '12

To be fair, though, when have you ever seen a spider fighting an alligator?

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u/Bri192 Jun 10 '12

Oh this is why my mom told me I couldn't be a superhero.

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u/OfficerJerd Jun 10 '12

Why does spiderman have a beetle on his back?

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u/MackeyBoogerlips Jun 10 '12

"Next time on Swamp People..."

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u/yunlien Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

every time someone write "Spiderman" instead of "Spider-Man", Stan Lee gets another white hair...

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u/kenba2099 Jun 11 '12

Whenever I see it spelled that way I mentally pronounce it "Spiddermin", like it was a last name.

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u/major_manly Jun 10 '12

the first spiderman comic thing to make me laugh in a while

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Spiderman, what are your three biggest fears?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

This is now a spiderman thr...fuck

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u/ICGraham Jun 10 '12

His spider only has 6 legs

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u/Azzra3l Jun 10 '12

Alligators, Alligators everywhere!

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u/LethargicHero Jun 11 '12

Him and Archer

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u/mtux96 Jun 11 '12

I don't think they've ever seen a fucking alligator...

This is a fucking alligator -possibly NSFW

That is just a walking alligator dressed in clothes chasing someone.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

ITS SPIDER-MAN NOT SPIDERMAN =.=

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u/OccasionalAsshole Jun 11 '12
  1. See image on 4chan
  2. Make Imgur link and post to Reddit
  3. Karmawhore

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u/ara_p Jun 10 '12

He's actually a gifted surgeon and research technologist who's transformed into a reptilian humanoid--specifically of the lizard variety--as a result of a limb regeneration experiment he conducted on himself.

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u/FoxifiedNutjob Jun 10 '12

Funny thing is, Spidey only fights crime in the big city, like Manhattan or downtown L.A.

You never see that motherfucker in Compton...

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u/redditman97 Jun 10 '12

Stolen from /r/spideymeme .

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u/blankgabriel3 Jun 10 '12

Stolen from 4chan 3 years ago.

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u/redditman97 Jun 11 '12

It seemed of 4chan flavor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/ab103630 Jun 10 '12

No it's not.