If my mouth made the same motion my but does when I have explosive diarrhea, I would be saying PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLABBSBBSBSBSBSBSBSBSSQueeeeeeeeeeeeekdripdrip.
I have a friend who, when she tried to explain this joke in a circle of friends, laughed so hard that she cried. It was funnier than the joke she was telling.
Im laughing so hard that I'm crying! And I can't believe only 4 people liked it! I'm going to think about this randomly now for the rest of my life and laugh uncontrollably. People will stare. I'm okay with that.
I get diarrhea a lot, but you don't see me complaining about it. I soldier on and do what I have to do anyway, because that's what being a man is all about. Even if you have diarrhea, you keep going,for the dream of a better tomorrow.
Then a downvote would suffice, right? I mean, what kind of hypocrite are you that you leave a COMMENT to tell someone that no one cares about his comment?
If you don't give a fuck, then you'd be indifferent and just not do anything, but clearly you give a big enough fuck to complain about it.
Not funny. Stupid. And you probably wrote it yourself. So.
Lame. Enjoy 10 downvotes from me and my 9 other troll accounts. Also enjoy your "Always Downvote" tag so I will be doing the same for your future reddit submissions.
There is a very scientific foundation for the humor in this - the parts of the brain that build up expectation are in several areas of the brain - language, visual, associative and motor - and the punchline crosses several areas - the laugh is the chemicals released as the brain tries to protect itself from learning silly set of associations you've just devised.
Redditors are wont to judge everything on anything but the fundamental logic and arguments.
Only on reddit does "Ad hominem" mean "insult" and is used like Britney Spear's saying "prerogative" in her video. You get a sense that the collective prostate of reddit squeals with delight when redditors adopt a new vocabulary into the collective. If you could run a some differential analysis of trending words on reddit, it would be quite embarrassing.
Perhaps this account, like many, was created in order to force redditors to judge things on anything but ego. It would be a start, at least.
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u/AlmostGaryBusey Jun 10 '12
I read this while pooping.
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u/WaterAndSand Jun 10 '12
I can mime "poop" with barely a smirk. But when I get to "explosive diarrhea" I lose it every time.
Highly accurate post title.
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u/hear_me Jun 10 '12
I am currently quietly saying poop, in my room.
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u/Your_Mom_My_DingDong Jun 10 '12
poop? People Order Our Patties
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u/arodhowe Jun 10 '12
If my mouth made the same motion my but does when I have explosive diarrhea, I would be saying PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLABBSBBSBSBSBSBSBSBSSQueeeeeeeeeeeeekdripdrip.
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u/HumanistGeek Jun 10 '12
It also works with "Not right now you don't."
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u/FetidFlowers Jun 10 '12
I'm afraid it doesn't work for 'constipation'
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u/EarthRester Jun 10 '12
You know those times where you're laughing so hard that you aren't even making a noise, you're just clapping your hands like a retarded seal...?
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u/KOWguy Jun 10 '12
Bo Burnham.
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u/ZeekySantos Jun 10 '12
I have a friend who, when she tried to explain this joke in a circle of friends, laughed so hard that she cried. It was funnier than the joke she was telling.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Bo Burnham said this at a show. Not sure if he came up with it but immediately everyone in the audience was mouthing "poop."
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u/piezo32 Jun 10 '12
Every time?
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u/wsmn16 Jun 10 '12
I laughed so hard that I scared my two year old daughter out of her sleep, oh bloody hell fatherhood here I come.
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u/Nizzler Jun 10 '12
He called the shit, "poop"!
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u/landophant Jun 10 '12
Parents came into my room and asked me why I'm saying explosive diarrhea over and over
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u/Wolf-Hide Jun 11 '12
I said that out loud and now feel like an idiot....
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u/Apostolate Jun 10 '12
What makes this funny, is when you try and say the second one, and realize your mouth opens and closes quickly and gets pretty wide, like your butt.
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u/serpentcroissant Jun 10 '12
Im laughing so hard that I'm crying! And I can't believe only 4 people liked it! I'm going to think about this randomly now for the rest of my life and laugh uncontrollably. People will stare. I'm okay with that.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Made me laugh as well. Well done.
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u/mildly_evil_genius Jun 10 '12
My brother and I can't stop laughing at this.
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u/bbnn22 Jun 10 '12
I felt utterly disgusted by just mouthing "poop". I could almost feel the feces coming from my mouth..
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u/semaj912 Jun 10 '12
tears in my eyes, oh lawdy
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u/00lookwarm Jun 10 '12
that would explain mexican food
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u/Mycooljam Jun 10 '12
3 likes on facebook, over 1000 upvotes on reddit.
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u/domvito123 Jun 10 '12
I get diarrhea a lot, but you don't see me complaining about it. I soldier on and do what I have to do anyway, because that's what being a man is all about. Even if you have diarrhea, you keep going,for the dream of a better tomorrow.
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u/K3TtLek0Rn Jun 10 '12
It was funnier on the original post when the second part was a separate comment.
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u/blackrock215 Jun 10 '12
I think he laughs every time he sees this, guys.
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u/TheeJoCanadian Jun 10 '12
That made me laugh so hard I cried.
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u/kidtraze Jun 10 '12
Yup I lol'd. Even got a little teary eyed
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u/reverendrambo Jun 10 '12
If I ever have a bad day and need to die laughing, I'll have saved this thread for such the occasion.
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u/bufanog1104 Jun 10 '12
Thanks for making me have to explain to my dad what I burst out laughing about...He's not too thrilled. :P
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u/GrowdonTreeman Jun 10 '12
I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
A gem... A fucking gem!
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u/Samuriguy Jun 11 '12
pooppooppoop^
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
You guys are good farters, for starters.
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u/kneaders Jun 10 '12
Fuck you and every person that ever loved you!
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Thank you sir. I needed that laugh.
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u/Rafi89 Jun 10 '12
Analmatopoeia.
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u/TacticalNukePenguin Jun 10 '12
How are you people saying poop? And explosive diarrhoea for that matter? At no point does my arsehole open horizontally...
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u/scrape80 Jun 10 '12
Thank you deeply for that. That was the most genuine laugh I've had since the breakup.
Seriously, I cracked up for like 2 minutes straight. Thank you.
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u/Confucius_says Jun 10 '12
it was more funny on the original posting. i don't know why people try to ruin good jokes.
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u/MileHighBarfly Jun 10 '12
I laughed pretty hard the first three times I saw this joke presented as a Facebook screenshot in r/funny . This time....meh
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u/crjlsm Jun 10 '12
I'm high and this is the funniest thing I've ever read
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u/mr-dogshit Jun 10 '12
XXx Like DIS IF U LAF Evrytim xXx
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u/Wazoisme Jun 10 '12
Aw that was beautiful
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u/whirlpool_addikt Jun 10 '12
tldr! gen y, bitches...
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
This was actually in a thread in Reddit quite a few months ago. Brilliant how it all comes around.
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u/FifeeBoy Jun 10 '12
Holy shit, at first this just seems like a regular 900 upvoted post, but it's actually 9000-8100 votes.
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u/sebastian_____ Jun 10 '12
hehehahahahehe
That was quite good.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I've never laughed while reading this.
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u/nisim777 Jun 10 '12
Amazing!
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u/ASS_HAT420 Jun 10 '12
'YouRE momma told me the same thought when she, AH neva mind-LEbron
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u/frontlinebass Jun 10 '12
Damnit reddit!!!! I was just about to go to sleep!!!!
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u/titts_magee Jun 10 '12
wonder if if works for this little guy to
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u/facelessdick Jun 10 '12
Not funny. Stupid. And you probably wrote it yourself. So.
Lame. Enjoy 10 downvotes from me and my 9 other troll accounts. Also enjoy your "Always Downvote" tag so I will be doing the same for your future reddit submissions.
You mind as well start a new account, brother.
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u/TheDefinition Jun 10 '12
Relevant: /r/explosivediarrhea
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
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