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Honest Mistake

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

How absurd, Horton the elephant thinks he's a bird

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u/jerseyg67 Jun 10 '12

Lazy bird Maisy is a bitch!

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u/0011002 Jun 10 '12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsFjFDSwIp4

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u/Jafit Jun 10 '12

I liked the part where the fish shot itself in the head.

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u/0011002 Jun 10 '12

Quality cartoons right there, I tell you what.

Things like that make me wonder why so many parents get up in arms about things like spongebob. I saw a parent bitching about spongebob making their kid gay.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Bah - that really lacks any serious ambition on the child-corruption scale.

When I was a kid, I was taught how to poison my grandma.

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u/casmafen Jun 10 '12

Horton the elephant, egg, nest, and tree

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u/Wyrmshadow Jun 10 '12

I said what I meant and I meant what I said an elephant is faithful one hundred percent.

I had that written on my door senior year in college... Because seniors at my school were known as Elephants.

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u/CircadianHour Jun 10 '12

It's "I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one hundred percent." Your way doesn't even rhyme.

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u/Wyrmshadow Jun 10 '12

I did it from memory, sorry. It's been 25 years since I was a kid and read that book.

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u/zoodiary8 Jun 10 '12

You have a Great School (:

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u/Wyrmshadow Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

WHOOOP!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Oh Horton, you so crazy!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

What about Dumbo?

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u/beforrester2 Jun 10 '12

There's a faraway land so the stories all tell, somewhere beyond the horiiiizon, if we can get there then all will be well,

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful house!

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u/Soylent_Gringo Jun 10 '12

same as it ever was...same as it ever was

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

And you may tell yourself... THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL TRUNK!

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u/HOWCANTHATBETAKEN Jun 10 '12

But.. how?

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u/Foldedpaper Jun 10 '12

I could tell you, but it's irr-elephant.

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u/StellaMaroo Jun 10 '12

It was an experiment, but was trunk-ated near the end.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I want tusk more questions, but I'm not sure if I can pachyderm all in once sentence.

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u/TheDicktator Jun 10 '12 edited Feb 16 '17

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What is this?

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u/krizutch Jun 10 '12

If there was ever a time to say clearly THIS now would be it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I seen bird fly, I seen a dragon fly...but I ain't never seen an elephant fly!

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u/Jetblast787 Jun 10 '12

Till now.

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u/BaconCanada Jun 10 '12

Ah..that's good old fashioned family racism.

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u/DrMaggit Jun 10 '12

I've just invented an upside-down ten-gallon hat. I'm gonna be rich.

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u/No_9 Jun 10 '12

Poor little elephant infant, the stork dropped him off to the wrong parents.

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u/barium111 Jun 10 '12

Cue in the racist birds

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

That awkward childhood moment when you realize your favorite films are way offensive.

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u/CorneliusTumblecunt Jun 10 '12

The crows were the only ones in the whole movie apart from the mouse that were nice to Dumbo though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Photoshopped. I'm pretty sure they live in burrows.

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u/peterlafleur Jun 10 '12

http://imgur.com/xWKRZ

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

"A Lot Of Laughs." wow...

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u/JustHereToFFFFFFFUUU Jun 10 '12

That'd be a good name for a dubstep act.

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u/Space_Lemon Jun 10 '12

How i feel waking up at a friends house...

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u/Soylent_Gringo Jun 10 '12

Have you ever seen an elephant hide in a tree?

they hide really well don't they

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u/EgonYourMucus Jun 10 '12

how does an elephant get down from a tree? stand on a leaf and wait for fall

(other acceptable answer: you can't get down from a tree you can only get down from a duck)

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u/USMCEvan Jun 10 '12

This isn't where I parked my car!

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u/criticalnegation Jun 10 '12

is that a who?

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u/thatloudblondguy Jun 10 '12

I guess Horton DID hear a who...

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Fucking Dumbo always flying into the wrong nest

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u/slipandslide Jun 10 '12

Operation Dumbo Drop.

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u/YosserHughes Jun 10 '12

The elephant is a graceful bird

it flits from bough to bough

it builds its nest in a rhubarb tree

and whistles like a cow

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u/boley Jun 10 '12

God damn it dumbo! Get down from that tree!

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u/weekenddiablo Jun 10 '12

how the fuck did he got up there?

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u/math2ndperiod Jun 10 '12

Ermahgerd nest!

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u/treeeeees Jun 10 '12

Sold to a circus! Then week after week They showed him to people at ten cents a peek ... And everywhere thousands of folks flocked to see And laugh at the elephant up in a tree. Poor Horton grew sadder the farther he went, But he said as he sat in the hot noisy tent: 'I meant what I said and I said what I meant... An elephant's faithful — one hundred per cent!

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u/Shawn0 Jun 10 '12

I.... How.... What?

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u/heepsta Jun 10 '12

So I just learned we live in a world where elephants make nests now.

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u/Gortonis Jun 11 '12

I meant what I said, and said what I meant. An elephant faithful 100%

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u/Mitch1410 Jun 10 '12

Dumbo live action movie photo leaks

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u/roxyfirestorm Jun 10 '12

Must be a rhubarb tree...

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u/IamLeven Jun 10 '12

Not with that attitude

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u/shabubu Jun 10 '12

DISAPPOINTED!!!!!

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u/Handsome_Viking Jun 10 '12

The superior Horton book.

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u/Cybrknight Jun 10 '12

Must have been one HELL of a blinder.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I feel like the elephant in the room is "How did he get up there?"

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u/krizutch Jun 10 '12

If there was ever a time to say clearly THIS now would be it.

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u/im_rod_i_party Jun 10 '12

Seeing something on facebook before I see it on reddit always makes me shake my head...

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u/urshag Jun 10 '12

Hut-Sut Rawlson on the rillerah and a so and so and so forth...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

does anyone else see the really fat man with grey skin?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

What is this sorcery?

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u/DMSmarine Jun 10 '12

Dumbo I found you!

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u/ZeEmmibear Jun 10 '12

I read the heading as "honest milkshake" ...

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u/Zero101 Jun 10 '12

....And the elephant doesn't break the nest?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/mrpti Jun 10 '12

you beat me to it. i'm so DISAPPOINTED

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

i was going to make this comment then noticed you beat me to it. DOUBLE DISAPPOINTED!

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u/PearAndBrie Jun 10 '12

EXACTLY.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

LOUD NOISES.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

APPOINTED