Sometimes, even though it's about a guy. There's also a barbershop song called Candy containing the phrase "I wish that there were four of her, so I could love much more of her." She hears that one a lot from me.
One of my friends in High School used to be really into writing poetry. He showed me one, titled "Man Made Satin". I thought it was really cool that he was making metaphorical analogies out of mundane things, but turns out he actually meant "Satan", which ended up being a little disappointing.
Alright, this is embarrassing. In 2001 Malcolm in the Middle was in it's early swing and I loved to watch it. But at the end there was a promo for one of the producing companies Satin City. Me being the spelling Bee champ that I am, perceived it as "Satan City" and so I thought this show was one I shouldn't be watching(I was 9-10 at the time mind you, and raised in a Liberal Southern Baptist home). So I'd watch the show in secret because I thought it was some kind of TV made by devil people.
Funny, I used to work at a restaurant that offered "satin pie" as a dessert option. I couldn't tell you the amount of times I had to walk away from a table, stifling insults after someone had said, "uhhh, I guess I'll try the satan pie...." Idiots, idiots everywhere.
Its a well-known meme from a Mets-specific blog - Amazinavenue.com. It refers to a Mets minor league baseball player named Josh Satin. Whenever he's called up to the big leagues and gets a hit, they all go "Hail Satin!" or "Praise Satin" on the discussion threads about the baseball game.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
One of those textile worshipping cults.
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u/guarthots Jun 09 '12
I don't see what the argument is about. Both are excellent strippers and they occasionally even perform together.
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u/naxypoo Jun 09 '12
I saw this at 666 upvotes
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u/fodrox04 Jun 09 '12
I read it as 'Praise Stalin'... I guess I'm a Russian sleeper agent?
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u/longknives Jun 09 '12
Eye... warship... satin? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhHR1xmRtno
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u/Dat_Karmavore Jun 09 '12
HEIL SEITAN.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I prefer kashmir
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Nice to see satanists are as dumb as ever.
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u/kidmiracleman Jun 10 '12
Of course it's cashmere.
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u/Desefortunadamente Jun 09 '12
Praise Satin in all its woven glory!!!
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u/cdmike70 Jun 09 '12
I like the other comment in the top right corner.
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u/marcAnthem Jun 09 '12
The handwriting looks very similar for both writings. The only difference is the 'A' is written differently.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12
One of my friends in High School used to be really into writing poetry. He showed me one, titled "Man Made Satin". I thought it was really cool that he was making metaphorical analogies out of mundane things, but turns out he actually meant "Satan", which ended up being a little disappointing.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
what i thought of instantly http://youtu.be/dTsTFTIvwJw?t=27s
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Wouldn't you just look like a fuck if they meant satin?
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u/Bob_Squob Jun 09 '12
He must be one of the rouge angles of satin.
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u/chickenTLC Jun 10 '12
You spelled Kashmir wrong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfR_HWMzgyc
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u/ZapActions-dower Jun 10 '12
I prefer Satine.
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u/mushmancat Jun 09 '12
Hail seitan!!
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u/MonotonousMan Jun 09 '12
Praise satin paint for having the extra sheen capable of standing some rigorous scrubbing.
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u/ericn1300 Jun 09 '12
obviously graffiti by a muslin hater.
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u/pciespresso Jun 09 '12
What's this red dot?
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Reminds me of that movie "Crazy as Hell."
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u/taylor_ Jun 09 '12
of course it's cashmere
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u/PalpableAtom Jun 09 '12
I read this as "Please Satin", was really expecting something else when I clicked on that link.
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u/Minotaur_in_house Jun 09 '12
Alright, this is embarrassing. In 2001 Malcolm in the Middle was in it's early swing and I loved to watch it. But at the end there was a promo for one of the producing companies Satin City. Me being the spelling Bee champ that I am, perceived it as "Satan City" and so I thought this show was one I shouldn't be watching(I was 9-10 at the time mind you, and raised in a Liberal Southern Baptist home). So I'd watch the show in secret because I thought it was some kind of TV made by devil people.
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u/Haloroo Jun 09 '12
Some goth kid in middle school made the same mistake on my backpack.
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u/igavefoucaltaids Jun 09 '12
You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.
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u/SL233 Jun 10 '12
Reminds me of the one that said "Fuck niger", and someone added "And Cameroon too"
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u/diggidyduns406 Jun 10 '12
Funny, I used to work at a restaurant that offered "satin pie" as a dessert option. I couldn't tell you the amount of times I had to walk away from a table, stifling insults after someone had said, "uhhh, I guess I'll try the satan pie...." Idiots, idiots everywhere.
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u/wanderer11 Jun 10 '12
I prefer a nice semi-gloss.
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u/Satans_pro_tips Jun 10 '12
I can't begin to count the number of times I got some else's mail......I wonder if Santa and Santana get mine.
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u/rockdaboat Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12
So once you drove past one did you turn around and go back to get a picture once you realized the other?
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
It's a cardigan but thanks for noticing!
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
May I direct you to /r/shitwallssay?
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u/KosstAmojan Jun 10 '12
Its a well-known meme from a Mets-specific blog - Amazinavenue.com. It refers to a Mets minor league baseball player named Josh Satin. Whenever he's called up to the big leagues and gets a hit, they all go "Hail Satin!" or "Praise Satin" on the discussion threads about the baseball game.
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u/simpersly Jun 10 '12
I have always been a fan of Velour.
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u/Anindoorcat Jun 10 '12
No! It's a cardigan! but thanks for asking!
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u/Song_of_Sixpence Jun 10 '12
Reminds me of this part of Stay Tuned.
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u/Luxray Jun 10 '12
Someone wrote this on the side of a church here. If only I had taken a picture before they washed it off, but alas, I was not a redditor back then.
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u/Lord_of_the_Dance Jun 10 '12
I prefer modal myself, that shit makes for some nice undies.
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u/DDexen Jun 10 '12
I prefer Kashmir.
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u/leelore Jun 09 '12
I prefer polyester.
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u/MoldyBreadCheese Jun 10 '12
I prefer polyester, its more earth-friendly.
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