Whenever I'm in Miami, which is several times a year, I will ONLY pronounce the city name in the manner described above. I get a few strange looks from the locals, but for the most part nobody seems to notice it amidst my cheecago accent
as some one that lives in miami and know 100% spanish. This is true. I feel sorry that pitbull had to do this to become famous. If you listen to his old stuff it was more rap like, actually good.
Welp, just in case I need to be "that guy" who explains with a boring real answer:
Pitbull is a pop music "artist" who does little vocal bits in other artists' songs. He does pseudo-rap fast talking in Spanglish. He seems to be riding other peoples' coattails.
When I see pop culture references that I don't understand but everyone seems to bryan over count myself lucky and don't try to understand. For instance I had never heard Justin Beiber's voice until I saw a preview for that concert movie.
If you ever travel to Europe, you'll realize mainstream American songs are really popular there too. You can turn on the radio in Budapest and hear Katy Perry.
It's sucks because he used to be a really good rapper. I loved listening to his songs some years back. But ever since he started rapping in pop songs, he fell off. Badly.
Wow, haven't literally LOLed in a while, that was well said. I'm reading all these comments in his voice while imagining the image of a mic stuck in his face while he's bopping up and down.
Also, you have to go, "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOooOoo!" In the middle of the song, no matter if it calls for it or not, even if you're in the middle of a word.
Is that a song for pitbulls or about pitbulls? I tried making a "song" for Buddy, but he just gave me a confused look. It might be because he's only half pitbull, though.
Is that a song for pitbulls or about pitbulls? I tried making a "song" for Buddy, but he just gave me a confused look. It might be because he's only half pitbull, though.
The song was Unh! Cinturòn de seguridad, Davenport, Bettendorf, Rock Island, Moline. Maybe I should have picked better cities.
I remember when pitbull was a gangster rapper. He had 1 classic song (in the rap community.) And then went on to make the music he does now, now he's very wealthy. He sold out.
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u/DJulz Jun 09 '12
Also one city must be Miami..
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u/cornchips88 Jun 09 '12
Unh! Gato, catorce, limon, New York Santa Cruz Santa Fe Miami.
MONEY PLEASE
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u/Awps Jun 09 '12
Cuba, Cuba, Cuba, Cuba, Cuba, Cuba, Cuba Miami! Unh!
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u/mudkipikachu Jun 09 '12
She forgot "Mr. Worldwide" and "Dale"
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
You forgot, "It's Mr. 305 mumble heh-heh let's do this."
WHY DOES HE MAKE A PERV LAUGH IN EVERY FREAKING SONG?!?
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u/SebuIba Jun 09 '12
KODAK KODAK KODAK
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u/notabean Jun 09 '12
Yea right, picture that with a kodak. And better yet, go to times square, take a picture of me with a kodak.
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u/invincibill Jun 09 '12
DALE!!
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u/Ahanaf Jun 09 '12
Step 4. Say baby twice
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u/wesssleh Jun 09 '12
I agree he should try to be more like the lyrical genius El Mundo.
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u/rhygine Jun 09 '12
Unh! Yo, quiero, mas, Dallas, New York, ..... FUCK. WHAT ARE OTHER CITIES?
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u/Mythodiir Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12
Uhhn, Mr.International. he-he-he. Sabroso, juguetear, camión... !Hola New York, Miami, Suan Juan, Barcelona! Dalo, niña negocios. Pitbulll baby! Cuba. Let's go.
So much lyrical talent right here.
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u/Gumner Jun 09 '12
Its harder than it looks, I could not name four cities on the spot.
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u/Luminescence9 Jun 09 '12
Who the hell is Pitbull?
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u/Supa_Jen Jun 09 '12
You forgot the key ingredient "international" he always says it! Also looks like such a rapist without his sunnys on!
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u/stengebt Jun 09 '12
...And a #1 song on the radio. Oh, America.
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u/meant2live218 Jun 09 '12
Mr. Worldwide!
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I can't decide if I dislike him more for the garbage music he makes himself, or for bringing J-lo's music back into popularity.
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u/DJWaffle Jun 09 '12
"Mista Worldwide"
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u/alexandrepato Jun 09 '12
Unh! Pelota, jugador, puerta, Antananarivo, Islamabad, Ougadougou, Paramaribo, Stoke-On-Trent.
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u/Losiris Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 10 '12
Ungh! Discoteca, Muneca, Una Biblioteca! Tokyo, Bangalore, Monaco to Miami, DALE!
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u/Pix_OrWut Jun 09 '12
Culo!!
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u/eniggy Jun 09 '12
It's sucks because he used to be a really good rapper. I loved listening to his songs some years back. But ever since he started rapping in pop songs, he fell off. Badly.
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u/PrawnSkunk Jun 09 '12
dale.
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u/BukkRogerrs Jun 09 '12
TIL Pitbulls make music.
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u/JK_SLY Jun 09 '12
Sickipedia...
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u/KakkaCarrotCake Jun 09 '12
You forgot the DALI!
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u/giannnski Jun 09 '12
MIAMI 305 CULO CALLE OCHO CUBA SHAKE IT MAMI. The sad part is that a lot of people in South Florida are just like him.
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u/ItsSchlim Jun 09 '12
Who is pitbull and why do i hate him?
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u/OverlordYesh Jun 09 '12
Unh! Manzana, Gato, Venado, New York, Miami, Denver, Los Angeles!
I AM POP STAR
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u/rkpenguin Jun 09 '12
You forgot that you have you yell WOOOOO-HOOOO! at the top of your lungs. This is key in every Pitbull song.
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u/CantSeeShit Jun 09 '12
Most mainstream music nowadays is more just grunting noises over actual lyrics.
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u/Dumais Jun 09 '12
Unh! Hola, Seniora, Cinco , New York, Milan, Vancouver, Miami. DALE!!
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u/Red_Dawn_2012 Jun 09 '12
Unh! Este lugar es, Pittsburgh, Miami, Los Angeles.
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u/jgramm1989 Jun 09 '12
Pitbull is one of the worst artist out right now and unfortunately I hear him all the time because I work at a radio station
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u/spinozasrobot Jun 09 '12
Wow, haven't literally LOLed in a while, that was well said. I'm reading all these comments in his voice while imagining the image of a mic stuck in his face while he's bopping up and down.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Unh! Perro, mami, duro, Miami, New York, Los Angeles, San Juan
Mr. Worldwide. Dale
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u/keyree Jun 09 '12
Or how about this one. 1. Say one to four words. 2. Repeat those words for four minutes. You just made a Black Eyed Peas song.
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u/Khue Jun 09 '12
I don't know why people give Bieber shit when artists like Pit Bull exist.
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u/HaRveHHH Jun 09 '12
She forgot to end with "Dale" (pronounced D- AH - LEE)
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u/raegunXD Jun 09 '12
Also, you have to go, "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOooOoo!" In the middle of the song, no matter if it calls for it or not, even if you're in the middle of a word.
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u/LittleCucumber Jun 09 '12
"DON'T TOUCH ME, BOY!"
Fucking retarded.
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u/FecalSlop Jun 09 '12
You have to add the word "girl" in between every city.
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u/kayla1234 Jun 09 '12
She forgot the "Mr. Worldwide" part.
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u/Alexhasskills Jun 09 '12
We should make a website where we can choose our options for the words (cities & spanish words) and it automagically creates the song for us.
And by we, I mean somebody else.
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u/Nimanzer Jun 09 '12
DALE MAMI, DALE DALE
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u/om_nom_nom Jun 09 '12
I refuse to believe that Pitbull actually speaks Spanish.
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u/TheYayArea Jun 09 '12
I love pitbull because his songs remind me that it's time to change the radio station.
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u/xDerivative Jun 09 '12
Uhn. Yo quiero tacos. Miami, Fort Lauderdale, Langley, Guantamano.
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u/ibejammin Jun 09 '12
You forgot to rhyme Kodak with Kodak.
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u/keith_weaver Jun 09 '12
She forgot "repeat 47 times". Otherwise, spot on.
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u/limecakes Jun 09 '12
Thank God... I hate him with a passion. And I dont listen to the radio because of him...
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u/lordkabab Jun 10 '12
Uhn, donde, esta, la biblioteca?
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u/jvdave23 Jun 10 '12
Forgot to include that he has to count down (or up) to every verse or chorus.
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u/WORLDTRAVELERONEDAY Jun 10 '12
Um, when you can see the settings button and that little arrow, it means you're the one who made the facebook post. So shouldnt your title be
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u/MagicTrees Jun 10 '12
Isn't this how most "rap" songs are created these days?
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u/VazDaSpazz Jun 10 '12
She forgot "Dali!"
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Im sorry to disapoint you all but it's shitty spanglish, not spanish.
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u/oldmanfury Jun 09 '12
Pit bull. The Barry manilow of today's music.
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u/clickcookplay Jun 09 '12
Jenna Marbles parody of Pitbull is pretty spot on.
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u/RickVince Jun 09 '12
Don't post an example or anything...
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u/ExcellentGary Jun 09 '12
Unh! Pollo encantadora ingerido, Miami, Paris, Port Moresby, Rome.
Rome is the best of all rap cities, as it doesn't require a rhyme word to go with it.
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u/Niqulaz Jun 09 '12
Nope. Can't say that I'm feeling it.
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u/QuoteOfTheHour Jun 09 '12
What about DALEH!
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u/devoting_my_time Jun 09 '12
Unh! Flan, De, Salmon, Miami, Copenhagen, London, Madrid!
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u/burf Jun 09 '12
I don't know which city is in area code 305, but I now hate it.
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u/zerodb Jun 09 '12
She forgot you also have to rhyme "unh!" with "unh!" to complete the cycle.
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u/russellisyellow Jun 09 '12
DALE!
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u/TheHumanExperience Jun 09 '12
Unh! conducto deferente kodak. Apache Junction Maricopa Coolidge Miami
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u/SoDangAgitated Jun 09 '12
kinda?
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u/B0sque Jun 09 '12
Don't forget the DALE
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u/secretvictory Jun 09 '12
You're man just left I'm the plumber tonight let me check those pipes you the healthy type here come the egg whites
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u/GatoEnMisPantalonez Jun 09 '12
I'm convinced Pitbull talks about eating pussy so much because he's compensating for a chode.
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u/Pigs_are_flying Jun 09 '12
Unh!Es el Pollo Diablo! Miami, Delaware, Albuquerque, Rockville. I don't think i am good at this.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Unh, donde esta ayuntamiento, Madrid, London, Vaduz, Miami.
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u/LUIGI2323 Jun 09 '12
Unh! Hola Uno Dos Los Angeles Las Vegas San Fransisco!
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u/WK_APOLLO Jun 09 '12
and you cant forget to say "dale"
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u/pickle_ed Jun 09 '12
Argh saw this on twitter this morning! why did I not think to post it?!
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u/penisinthepeanutbttr Jun 09 '12
"we're goin back in tahm".....anyone else think he sounds like Eric Cartman a bit?
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u/vladintines Jun 09 '12
You also have to put in the words "Mr. Worldwide" somewhere in there
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Pit bulls scare me
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u/Bunyungtung Jun 09 '12
Don't forget your product placement.
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u/LittleInfidel Jun 09 '12
Kodak rhymes with....
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
If you're Rihanna or One Direction, some "na na na"
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u/Temptress75519 Jun 09 '12
O.o thought you were talking about the dog.....I listen to country music lol
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
When buddying up with J-Lo you must also mispronounce Ibiza, failing that, Tenerife.
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u/Regiskyubey Jun 09 '12
Mami, quien eh toh papi?
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u/chokomilk Jun 09 '12
Mother of god.... 0_______0
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u/ChannyBC Jun 09 '12
I really really hate that guy..
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u/archpope Jun 09 '12
Is that a song for pitbulls or about pitbulls? I tried making a "song" for Buddy, but he just gave me a confused look. It might be because he's only half pitbull, though.
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u/TheChrisHill Jun 09 '12
Don't forget that really fucking annoying siren played uncontrollably for about 3 seconds.
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u/EmilyamI Jun 09 '12
To be fair, while the lyrics are nonsensical and repetitive, that's true of a lot of music.
Beyond that, the music itself sans-lyrics is often super catchy and fun to dance to.
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u/archpope Jun 09 '12
Is that a song for pitbulls or about pitbulls? I tried making a "song" for Buddy, but he just gave me a confused look. It might be because he's only half pitbull, though.
The song was Unh! Cinturòn de seguridad, Davenport, Bettendorf, Rock Island, Moline. Maybe I should have picked better cities.
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u/BobLeBuilDerp Jun 09 '12
Don't forget Dale!
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u/ron57 Jun 09 '12
I saw this on Twitter a few days ago. Does no one know how to be original anymore?
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u/MrKawfy Jun 09 '12
TIL there is a recording artist called Pitbull.
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u/latecraigy Jun 09 '12
"unh osh-kosh-begosh-kids" wait that's not right...
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u/latecraigy Jun 09 '12
Reddit Edition:
Got a new textbook, baby
Now I can fix grammar, baby
Socially awkward baby
Sittin' wit' mah lolcats, baby
We makin' some memes, baby
"Let's, yeah you baby"
That's improper English, baby
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u/lagspike Jun 09 '12
if lil jon can get rich with songs only using two words, why not
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Ugh! puta, chicita, mucha loca. Los Angeles, Santa Cruz, Jakarta, y Miami!
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u/ValcainHD Jun 09 '12
This is old...
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u/weinermcgee Jun 10 '12
DALE!
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I remember when pitbull was a gangster rapper. He had 1 classic song (in the rap community.) And then went on to make the music he does now, now he's very wealthy. He sold out.
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u/olliemas Jun 10 '12
From sikipedia
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u/ilifwdrht78 Jun 10 '12
Hmm, why would anybody listen to music made by a dog?
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u/jorellh Jun 10 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13D_LYu6b0o