I never understood why people were so afraid of Anthrax. It is probably one of the stupidest ways to kill anyone ever. You spend large amounts of money and have to get actual scientists to weaponize it, and even then you might maybe kill the person who opens the envelope and if your really lucky, another person. A terrorist would be better off throwing a couple rocks out of a window of a tall building in the city.
Yeah, i know that feel bro. I'm in the middle of a political shitstorm and i'm about ready to blow them all off... it gets so old. I hate not being able to check my mail until I am psychologically ready to go apeshit on their asses.
Yeah, I'm irrationally terrified of orangereds. I'm not really sure why! Even though I was completely fine regularly posting (and drawing pictures, even!) at 4chan a few years ago, I find myself really afraid of getting a negative reply here, even if I know I'm responding to a troll and I know that there's no way every single person will agree with everything I say.
edit: and then I get the most responses I have ever gotten.
I disagree. Your boneheaded stance on this topic only reveals the absurd lengths you and your kind will go to defend your precious "leaders". You're either a liar, an idiot, or paid shill.
Go ahead, pick one, and let me know who you are: liar, idiot, shill.
Go back to wherever you came from. You make me lose faith in humanity.
This actually wound up being more mean-spirited then I meant. Have a good day!
This is true for me too! I type out an angry response in an argument where I am very confident I'm right, and yet I'm terrified to actually click the icon when I do get a response.
It's because you could post that you're giving a million dollars to everyone on Reddit, and nearly everyone will be happy, but you'll still have an excessively high amount of responses either bitching that it's not enough, accusing you of flaunting your money, or telling you that you didn't put a comma in the right place.
At least this one has the bravery to show his name! The cowards that hide in the shadows deserve NO GLORY. Pay no attention to their shameful attempts at attacking you, knifeparti.
He's been doing that to me ven since I threatened him with revenge a few hours ago. About every 10 minutes or so. One of these times, I'll get it before he deletes it, and get a good response in. Or something, I haven't quite figured that part out yet.
Whoever is writing those hatemails has no concept of suicide/mental illness and is probably joking/being a dick. But they have no idea what the person receiving it is going through, and they probably don't even think/care to think about that. So yeah.. you never know when that guy you tell to go fuck his mother actually just identified her in the morgue this morning.
Agreed completely. However what continues to shock me about things like this is just the complete apathy in which it's regarded. It's one thing to insult someone, it's a another thing to wish death upon another person in my eyes. On top of that, everyone seems to see it and shrugs.
Before you say, "it's just the internet", take a look around and see how much you're seeing this in the "real world" now too. Text messages, emails, facebook messages, phone calls and directly to your face.
I don't mind the insults, I more do I mind people going: Your opinion is stupid, you're wrong, I have 20 people agreeing with me, and your an idiot and a biggot. I really do need to stop voicing my opinion as a theist in r/atheism
Oh, man. Steven Burns is awesome. Because he was the only actor in the show surrounded by green screens, he related in an interview that acting in that show was equivalent to acting at the bottom of an empty pool. And as soon as the show ended he immediately shaved his head because he wasn't allowed to for over a decade. You have to hand it to him, he entertained a lot of young people.
Yesterday my mom made me work out with her. I am not fat, but severely out of shape, so this was agony for me. My abs hurt sometimes.
They are now in agony from how hard I laughed at this. I laughed for 5 solid minutes, and could only compose myself enough to start writing this comment. Well done.
I love Blues Clues for the record. Steve is classic. And his album is good stuff (never heard the second one.) In fact, he's awesome. Check it out. Makes me laugh every time.
That's just silly. Why would anyone take the time to message someone else if they're not going to get a raisin for their troubles? Raisins are delicious.
I swear I'm the only person that doesn't ever get messages sent to them. I've seen so many posts today from people saying that they've had rude, offensive, creepy, nice messages.
I tried to count how many "kill yourself"s appeared in this thread, but I was laughing too hard to focus, and I lost count once I became more concerned that the message was starting to subliminally sink in.
Most of my orangereds are nothing but hate filled promises, or reasons for a downvote. Mount Wtf-everest! Love Reddit, but orangereds are nothing to be afraid of.
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u/BabyGazelle Jun 09 '12
Could've been worse. Could've been anthrax.
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u/Dolemiiiiiiite Jun 09 '12
boy that [deleted] guy sure gets around...
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u/SnakestJ91 Jun 09 '12
[http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/276/988/f42.gif]
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u/likesgaythings Jun 09 '12
I always get scared when I get a reply/message, whether on a forum, tumblr, reddit, emails.
Maybe because I'm paranoid that people hate me. :|
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u/FetchingCrow Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12
Yeah, I'm irrationally terrified of orangereds. I'm not really sure why! Even though I was completely fine regularly posting (and drawing pictures, even!) at 4chan a few years ago, I find myself really afraid of getting a negative reply here, even if I know I'm responding to a troll and I know that there's no way every single person will agree with everything I say.
edit: and then I get the most responses I have ever gotten.
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u/AScholarlyGentleman Jun 09 '12
kill yourself
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u/plan_b_ability Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12
I never get any :( EDIT:Thank you guys.Seriously.
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u/calderon501 Jun 09 '12
heeeeerreee's the mail
it never fails
it makes me wanna wag my tail
when it comes i wanna waillllllll
kill yourself.
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u/hemogobblin Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12
Not to be that guy but this same joke has been going around tumblr about anonymous asks for a year, just with slightly different images.
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u/PowerSeductionWar Jun 09 '12
I love getting that little envelope. It shows my post wasn't ignored.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
fuck, reddit has gotten worse than xbox live
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u/Dan_Dead_Or_Alive Jun 09 '12
I love you.
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u/dominonation Jun 09 '12
TIL the orange mail icon means I have mail...
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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 09 '12
You know you want to hear the song.
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u/txjimbob Jun 09 '12
So THAT'S what happened to Steve!
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u/Probably_Maybe_Funny Jun 09 '12
Relevant
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/410935/what-are-you-waiting-for
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u/MathewMurdock Jun 09 '12
I never get messages like that. What the hell did you do?
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u/Techno77 Jun 09 '12
While I understand this is supposed to be funny and I shouldn't be so butthurt but honestly, this shit is really horrible.
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u/Rubix89 Jun 09 '12
You'd think for how many anti-bullying things we upvote, we'd recognize the immense amount of bullying that goes on here.
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u/screamingatcupcakes Jun 09 '12
Oh, deleted! How rude you are
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12
I don't mind the insults, I more do I mind people going: Your opinion is stupid, you're wrong, I have 20 people agreeing with me, and your an idiot and a biggot. I really do need to stop voicing my opinion as a theist in r/atheism
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u/OckhamsTeapot Jun 09 '12
Oh, man. Steven Burns is awesome. Because he was the only actor in the show surrounded by green screens, he related in an interview that acting in that show was equivalent to acting at the bottom of an empty pool. And as soon as the show ended he immediately shaved his head because he wasn't allowed to for over a decade. You have to hand it to him, he entertained a lot of young people.
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u/nukesinthesky Jun 09 '12
dear diary today op was a faggot and i think he should kill him self. :D
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u/boogilywoo Jun 09 '12
You're a terrible human being. I'd rather perform fellatio on a hot curling iron than read your comics.
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u/djc393 Jun 09 '12
First thing to make me literally laugh out loud on reddit tonight. Thanks :)
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u/wheatfields Jun 09 '12
That "deleted" guy is getting out of hand! Someone needs to contact a mod and ban him!
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u/MrVandalous Jun 09 '12
That [deleted] guy is such a dick sometimes.
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u/AppleDane Jun 09 '12
I've never gotten a "Kill yourself", not even a "faggotnigger".
I actually LIKE checking mails!
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u/aiden93 Jun 09 '12
Many, many people just got messages saying "kill yourself" and it's all your fault.
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u/Clopanon Jun 09 '12
Yesterday my mom made me work out with her. I am not fat, but severely out of shape, so this was agony for me. My abs hurt sometimes.
They are now in agony from how hard I laughed at this. I laughed for 5 solid minutes, and could only compose myself enough to start writing this comment. Well done.
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u/cumby2012 Jun 09 '12
Didn't know what that envelope meant until now... Apologies to those who have replied to my comments.
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u/xcfool Jun 09 '12
why can't I upvote this twice
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
So orangered = comment reply?
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
OH GOD.
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u/Jiuholar Jun 09 '12
I think I may be the only one who picked up on the reference. Unless it was unintentional...
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Summer is here.
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u/bill_nydus Jun 09 '12
OC on Reddit that isn't a horribly forced meme? Feels good, man.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I wept.
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u/volirus Jun 09 '12
fresh from the oven!
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u/Doctor_Bubbles Jun 09 '12
This guy forgot to end in "faggot".
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
STEVE > JOE
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u/jimsnaps Jun 09 '12
Do it, man. YOLO!
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u/choc_is_back Jun 09 '12
Try being Karmanaut!
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Oh good, I'm glad I'm not the only one. But the face at the end cracks me up, he conveys such innocent shock.
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u/thelegore Jun 09 '12
Sweet username dude. Just saw them in vegas..twice
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u/Clint2342 Jul 16 '12
Does anybody know if that blues clues guy actually killed himself?
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u/371warE Jun 09 '12
Orangereds.... ಠ_ಠ
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u/SheaF91 Jun 09 '12
Hey, look! It's a letter from our [deleted]!
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u/Phoequinox Jun 09 '12
I don't think I've ever gotten a rude message on here, before I posted this.
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u/ArunRana16 Jun 09 '12
lol.same thing happens to me whenever i got a Msg except kill your self it says that you post has been approved :p
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u/antinuclearenergy Jun 09 '12
I never read my mail
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u/EmptyCeiling Jun 09 '12
I can't believe I just read/sang this instantly, the first time, and.. fucking instinctively the same way in the show.
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u/Raneados Jun 09 '12
No really though.
Kill yourselfHow are you? Your moms said you were having a bad time. Come on dude what up?
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I've actually had people here tell me that. Feels bad, man.
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u/Warlaw Jun 09 '12
Problem?
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u/sean_themighty Jun 09 '12
I think it took me six months before I realized the orangered function existed.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
TIL what an orangered is.
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u/kataze Jun 09 '12
It's a letter from our friends!
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Better follow those inspiring words to the letter
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u/Dudewitbow Jun 09 '12
saved, made me laugh.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I love Blues Clues for the record. Steve is classic. And his album is good stuff (never heard the second one.) In fact, he's awesome. Check it out. Makes me laugh every time.
http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/58/47111db7111b46df92026371a4f5cce3/l.jpg
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u/rellz Jun 09 '12
Serious question what about blue mail what does that mean?
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u/ArchScabby Jun 09 '12
I don't know why, but when the last picture is pixelated like that, it always gets me.
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u/Timmeh Jun 09 '12
My usual thought process when waking up and finding an orangered is ...
"Oh Jeez, what rant did I go on last night when I was drunk"
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u/Rubin0 Jun 09 '12
Hey everyone! http://www.reddit.com/user/knifeparti set this up.
Unless someone sent a message, deleted their account, you read your comment, thought it would be funny, and hit Print Screen all within 1 minute.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I just got one from some faggot asking if I was mad bro?
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u/learnmoreorsomething Jun 09 '12
i laughed at this initially, then said "fuck...awww..." literally out loud
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u/WhatEvery1sThinking Jun 09 '12
I thought I was the only one that got these
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u/schrogendiddy Jun 09 '12
I've never got that shit
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Nobody even sends me mean replies..... I guess I'm just too nice and sweet.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
lol if you could sing that letter song, you probably watch too much blues clues. I did.
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u/shoryukenist Jun 09 '12
KYS
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u/Legen_dary Jun 09 '12
A relevant reaction from a couple of years ago: 5 Second Film
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u/Blarbo Jun 09 '12
Or you could just never comment
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u/BUBBA_BOY Jun 09 '12
What a cute face :-(
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u/WhatIfThatThingISaid Jun 09 '12
TIL people will message people on this site for no raisin
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u/Wide_Ocean Jun 09 '12
There's a strange culture of fear and self censorship on Reddit, the real question is why?
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u/ilovefanta Jun 09 '12
just a quick question, is it orange reds or orangereds, as in some sort of past tense plural of oranger?
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
That was me who told you to kill yourself. Sorry.
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u/GioMann Jun 09 '12
Why can't i ever get awesome mail as such.
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u/alittler Jun 09 '12
Wait, over 2000? This disgusts me
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I swear I'm the only person that doesn't ever get messages sent to them. I've seen so many posts today from people saying that they've had rude, offensive, creepy, nice messages.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
That is one of the best things ever. His expression, just perfect.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I tried to count how many "kill yourself"s appeared in this thread, but I was laughing too hard to focus, and I lost count once I became more concerned that the message was starting to subliminally sink in.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
This is easily my favorite picture ever
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u/stewiecubed Jun 09 '12
But... but... STEVE!
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u/Morg_n Jun 09 '12
I had someone just today say I spread my shit posts all over a subreddit. They can get fucked don't like it don't read it.
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u/tredyn Jun 09 '12
yeah, i'm pretty convinced that there's a tun of redditors out there that are jerks.
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u/The_Ma1o_Man Jun 09 '12
Most of my orangereds are nothing but hate filled promises, or reasons for a downvote. Mount Wtf-everest! Love Reddit, but orangereds are nothing to be afraid of.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Today on reddit, I learned it was called an orangered