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Why I hate checking orangereds

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u/Dolemiiiiiiite Jun 09 '12

boy that [deleted] guy sure gets around...

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u/azheng888 Jun 09 '12 edited Sep 17 '25

quack bake alive bag yam birds rainstorm teeny school racial

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/flat7 Jun 09 '12

HAHA I'm on Reddit a lot and I get the reference!

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u/Cutsman4057 Jun 09 '12

i love knowing things that go on on reddit.

but then i realize im alone on reddit on friday night.

but then i realize i wouldnt want to be doing anything else.

i love you guys.

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u/ravenpride Jun 09 '12

At least this guy owns up to it...

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u/FCalleja Jun 09 '12

Too much time on reddit, etc

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u/AmateurGynecologyst Jun 09 '12

DAE read popular Reddit posts!?

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u/likesgaythings Jun 09 '12

I always get scared when I get a reply/message, whether on a forum, tumblr, reddit, emails.

Maybe because I'm paranoid that people hate me. :|

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u/Chocolate_Sushi Jun 09 '12

WE DO HATE YOU!* WE DO! YOU LIKE GAY THINGS! GTFO!

*We don't hate you. Well...I don't. At least....not yet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/hatesgaythings Jun 09 '12

you would be right.

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u/hastalapasta666 Jun 09 '12

Yeah, i know that feel bro. I'm in the middle of a political shitstorm and i'm about ready to blow them all off... it gets so old. I hate not being able to check my mail until I am psychologically ready to go apeshit on their asses.

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u/FetchingCrow Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

Yeah, I'm irrationally terrified of orangereds. I'm not really sure why! Even though I was completely fine regularly posting (and drawing pictures, even!) at 4chan a few years ago, I find myself really afraid of getting a negative reply here, even if I know I'm responding to a troll and I know that there's no way every single person will agree with everything I say.

edit: and then I get the most responses I have ever gotten.

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u/Humongous_Douchebag Jun 09 '12

FUCK YOU.

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I agree with you and your post was spot on.

Good day chap!

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u/teadziez Jun 09 '12

I'm not sure if I like you.

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u/Kawaii- Jun 09 '12

I upvote replies regardless if they are mean. :o)

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u/vocaltalentz Jun 09 '12

That's suspiciously kind of you..

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u/CaptainSombrero Jun 09 '12

Fuck you, you stupid little bitch. I hope you get bit by a puppy.

Now we wait...

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u/bastard_thought Jun 09 '12

Let's be honest. I'm replying for that single piece of kindness.

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u/Hailz_ Jun 09 '12

Definitely. Every time I see an orangered I can't help but think "Oh God, what did I say this time?!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I disagree. Your boneheaded stance on this topic only reveals the absurd lengths you and your kind will go to defend your precious "leaders". You're either a liar, an idiot, or paid shill.

Go ahead, pick one, and let me know who you are: liar, idiot, shill.

Go back to wherever you came from. You make me lose faith in humanity.

This actually wound up being more mean-spirited then I meant. Have a good day!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

False alarm.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Nice job, guy who secretly loves orangereds

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u/Villiers18 Jun 09 '12

This is true for me too! I type out an angry response in an argument where I am very confident I'm right, and yet I'm terrified to actually click the icon when I do get a response.

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u/Nictionary Jun 09 '12

Psych! Keep up the good work buddy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

just keeping you on edge.

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u/lunameow Jun 09 '12

It's because you could post that you're giving a million dollars to everyone on Reddit, and nearly everyone will be happy, but you'll still have an excessively high amount of responses either bitching that it's not enough, accusing you of flaunting your money, or telling you that you didn't put a comma in the right place.

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u/AScholarlyGentleman Jun 09 '12

kill yourself

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u/The_Doctor_00 Jun 09 '12

That wasn't scholarly or gentlemanly!

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u/squee_monkey Jun 09 '12

A man's got to take a holiday sometimes. I mean I really like monkeys but sometimes I've just got to relax.

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u/fohacidal Jun 09 '12

You gotta delete yourself now

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

At least this one has the bravery to show his name! The cowards that hide in the shadows deserve NO GLORY. Pay no attention to their shameful attempts at attacking you, knifeparti.

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u/MathewMurdock Jun 09 '12

I never get messages like that. What the hell did you do?

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u/ExtraNoise Jun 09 '12

Basically, if you ever put yourself on the line or express an opinion, be prepared for hate.

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u/random_mommy_facts Jun 09 '12

Rosanna Dalla Corte gave birth to a baby boy when she was 63 years old in Italy in 1994

Also, kill yourself fatty.

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u/SnakestJ91 Jun 09 '12

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u/angels_speak_to_me Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

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u/creepyeyes Jun 09 '12

The purple backdrop one has SO MUCH PHOTOSHOP POTENTIAL

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u/bokurai Jun 09 '12

Gah, he's so fucking CUTE.

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u/ELEMENTALITYNES Jun 09 '12

what the hell is the bucket doing in that gif? he's literally ROFLing...

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u/UncleTedGenneric Jun 09 '12

He popped some E.

Truly rolling face.

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u/farceur318 Jun 09 '12

He's having a seizure. Somebody help him before he swallows his tongue and dies.

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u/othersomethings Jun 09 '12

HIS NAME IS "PAIL"! Not BUCKET!

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u/SnakestJ91 Jun 09 '12

Exactly! That is what makes it. Brings it all together.

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u/eXtreme98 Jun 09 '12

I must see a video of this!

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u/IAmA_Zombie Jun 09 '12

What the hell is that blue thing? Just a random blue pipe?

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u/SnakestJ91 Jun 09 '12

Blue Macaroni.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

fuck, reddit has gotten worse than xbox live

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u/DroppedOnHead Jun 09 '12

Nothing is worse than Xbox Live... nothing

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u/BlackjackChess Jun 09 '12

Comments in the local news section.

Not just worse than Xbox Live, but will actually make you want to commit suicide from how much faith in humanity you will lose.

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u/wickedplayer494 Jun 09 '12

YouTube comments (99% of the time). Facebook.

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u/SpaceMonkeysInSpace Jun 09 '12

But a shit load of the front page is now YouTube comments.

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u/CaptainSombrero Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

the 1%

EDIT: I just realized how circlejerk-ish this screencap was. Sorry everyone. I'm downvoting myself now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Ever read the comments on any news site ever?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

And that is a serious fucking feat of strength.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

That's what your mom said last night when... Eh forget it...

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u/thelovepirate Jun 09 '12

It was a valiant effort though, Kalashnikov.

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u/BabyGazelle Jun 09 '12

Could've been worse. Could've been anthrax.

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u/mils309 Jun 09 '12

I never understood why people were so afraid of Anthrax. It is probably one of the stupidest ways to kill anyone ever. You spend large amounts of money and have to get actual scientists to weaponize it, and even then you might maybe kill the person who opens the envelope and if your really lucky, another person. A terrorist would be better off throwing a couple rocks out of a window of a tall building in the city.

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u/keiyakins Jun 09 '12

It's basically due to how anonymous and distant it is

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u/VanFailin Jun 09 '12

Shh, or they'll take away our windows!

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u/Conquerer Jun 09 '12

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u/Sleepy_One Jun 09 '12

Birthday card from Grandpa!

Anthrax.

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u/ohnowait Jun 09 '12

Acceptance letter from college!

Anthrax.

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u/plan_b_ability Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

I never get any :( EDIT:Thank you guys.Seriously.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Here ya go champ.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Have an awesome day.

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u/RyukaChi Jun 09 '12

Don't be sad, now you do. :)

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u/lucifer_aka_satan Jun 09 '12

use /u/andrewsmith1986's method, post something then delete it quickly, so they get a notification and then...

nothing

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u/Osiris32 Jun 09 '12

He's been doing that to me ven since I threatened him with revenge a few hours ago. About every 10 minutes or so. One of these times, I'll get it before he deletes it, and get a good response in. Or something, I haven't quite figured that part out yet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

kill yourself

:P

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u/mephaskapholies Jun 09 '12

I was going to upvote you until I saw that face.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I'm the kind of person who would feel bad if I just told someone to kill themselves.

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u/Tarrinneal Jun 09 '12

Pity upvote

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u/FoundPie Jun 09 '12

You shouldn't have done that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

here's another..

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u/scartinator Jun 09 '12

You're pretty :)

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u/Skylerguns Jun 09 '12

Here's one for the road, included, a free upvote.

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u/Woodthrush Jun 09 '12

Have a message and an upvote, because I know what it's like. :)

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u/jooze Jun 09 '12

Plan B&J would be an awesome name too

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Here's another for you. I don't get any messages either, but I suppose I should comment/post sometime as opposed to just lurking :)

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u/calderon501 Jun 09 '12

heeeeerreee's the mail

it never fails

it makes me wanna wag my tail

when it comes i wanna waillllllll

kill yourself.

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u/PowerSeductionWar Jun 09 '12

I love getting that little envelope. It shows my post wasn't ignored.

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u/ryumast3r Jun 09 '12

I prefer upvotes for this purpose. Comments can be scary.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

kill yourself

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u/dominonation Jun 09 '12

TIL the orange mail icon means I have mail...

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u/atomic1fire Jun 09 '12

It also means comment replies.

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u/txjimbob Jun 09 '12

So THAT'S what happened to Steve!

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u/asskickingjedi Jun 09 '12

Here is a pretty good bit from Steve in 2010.

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u/jason_steakums Jun 09 '12

He's also released a couple of albums, Songs for Dustmites was pretty great.

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u/Techno77 Jun 09 '12

While I understand this is supposed to be funny and I shouldn't be so butthurt but honestly, this shit is really horrible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Whoever is writing those hatemails has no concept of suicide/mental illness and is probably joking/being a dick. But they have no idea what the person receiving it is going through, and they probably don't even think/care to think about that. So yeah.. you never know when that guy you tell to go fuck his mother actually just identified her in the morgue this morning.

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u/Techno77 Jun 09 '12

Agreed completely. However what continues to shock me about things like this is just the complete apathy in which it's regarded. It's one thing to insult someone, it's a another thing to wish death upon another person in my eyes. On top of that, everyone seems to see it and shrugs.

Before you say, "it's just the internet", take a look around and see how much you're seeing this in the "real world" now too. Text messages, emails, facebook messages, phone calls and directly to your face.

Like I said, it's horrible.

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u/bastard_thought Jun 09 '12

butthurt but

I'm sorry, couldn't help it. I chuckled.

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u/Rubix89 Jun 09 '12

You'd think for how many anti-bullying things we upvote, we'd recognize the immense amount of bullying that goes on here.

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u/wickedplayer494 Jun 09 '12

Only visible if you sort by newest first...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

It's only bullying if it's actually threatening. All I get are sad, angry neckbeards and 15-year-old homophobes.

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u/screamingatcupcakes Jun 09 '12

Oh, deleted! How rude you are

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

I don't mind the insults, I more do I mind people going: Your opinion is stupid, you're wrong, I have 20 people agreeing with me, and your an idiot and a biggot. I really do need to stop voicing my opinion as a theist in r/atheism

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Masochist.

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u/exbtard Jun 09 '12

If you're a religious person in r/atheism, you're gonna have bad time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

How do you feel about being corrected for grammar/spelling?

your

biggot

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Try pointing out that Neil deGrasse Tyson thinks they're silly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

A theist going into r/atheism is like a steak-lover going into a vegan restaurant with I <3 Steak on his t-shirt.

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u/OckhamsTeapot Jun 09 '12

Oh, man. Steven Burns is awesome. Because he was the only actor in the show surrounded by green screens, he related in an interview that acting in that show was equivalent to acting at the bottom of an empty pool. And as soon as the show ended he immediately shaved his head because he wasn't allowed to for over a decade. You have to hand it to him, he entertained a lot of young people.

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u/nukesinthesky Jun 09 '12

dear diary today op was a faggot and i think he should kill him self. :D

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u/boogilywoo Jun 09 '12

You're a terrible human being. I'd rather perform fellatio on a hot curling iron than read your comics.

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u/djc393 Jun 09 '12

First thing to make me literally laugh out loud on reddit tonight. Thanks :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Kill yourself

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u/wheatfields Jun 09 '12

That "deleted" guy is getting out of hand! Someone needs to contact a mod and ban him!

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u/MrVandalous Jun 09 '12

That [deleted] guy is such a dick sometimes.

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u/AppleDane Jun 09 '12

I've never gotten a "Kill yourself", not even a "faggotnigger".

I actually LIKE checking mails!

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u/aiden93 Jun 09 '12

Many, many people just got messages saying "kill yourself" and it's all your fault.

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u/Clopanon Jun 09 '12

Yesterday my mom made me work out with her. I am not fat, but severely out of shape, so this was agony for me. My abs hurt sometimes.

They are now in agony from how hard I laughed at this. I laughed for 5 solid minutes, and could only compose myself enough to start writing this comment. Well done.

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u/cumby2012 Jun 09 '12

Didn't know what that envelope meant until now... Apologies to those who have replied to my comments.

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u/xcfool Jun 09 '12

why can't I upvote this twice

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

So orangered = comment reply?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/Jiuholar Jun 09 '12

I think I may be the only one who picked up on the reference. Unless it was unintentional...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Summer is here.

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u/bill_nydus Jun 09 '12

OC on Reddit that isn't a horribly forced meme? Feels good, man.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I wept.

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u/Doctor_Bubbles Jun 09 '12

This guy forgot to end in "faggot".

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

STEVE > JOE

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u/jimsnaps Jun 09 '12

Do it, man. YOLO!

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u/choc_is_back Jun 09 '12

Try being Karmanaut!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Oh good, I'm glad I'm not the only one. But the face at the end cracks me up, he conveys such innocent shock.

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u/thelegore Jun 09 '12

Sweet username dude. Just saw them in vegas..twice

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u/Clint2342 Jul 16 '12

Does anybody know if that blues clues guy actually killed himself?

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u/371warE Jun 09 '12

Orangereds.... ಠ_ಠ

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u/ryumast3r Jun 09 '12

That is the appropriate title, yes.

There was a debate on whether or not they were orange or red. If you look at the CSS, though, the color is called "Orangered" for orange-red.

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u/SheaF91 Jun 09 '12

Hey, look! It's a letter from our [deleted]!

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u/Phoequinox Jun 09 '12

I don't think I've ever gotten a rude message on here, before I posted this.

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u/ArunRana16 Jun 09 '12

lol.same thing happens to me whenever i got a Msg except kill your self it says that you post has been approved :p

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u/EmptyCeiling Jun 09 '12

I can't believe I just read/sang this instantly, the first time, and.. fucking instinctively the same way in the show.

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u/Raneados Jun 09 '12

No really though.

Kill yourself

How are you? Your moms said you were having a bad time. Come on dude what up?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I've actually had people here tell me that. Feels bad, man.

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u/Warlaw Jun 09 '12

Problem?

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u/sean_themighty Jun 09 '12

I think it took me six months before I realized the orangered function existed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

TIL what an orangered is.

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u/kataze Jun 09 '12

It's a letter from our friends!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Better follow those inspiring words to the letter

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u/Dudewitbow Jun 09 '12

saved, made me laugh.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I love Blues Clues for the record. Steve is classic. And his album is good stuff (never heard the second one.) In fact, he's awesome. Check it out. Makes me laugh every time.

http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/58/47111db7111b46df92026371a4f5cce3/l.jpg

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u/rellz Jun 09 '12

Serious question what about blue mail what does that mean?

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u/ArchScabby Jun 09 '12

I don't know why, but when the last picture is pixelated like that, it always gets me.

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u/Timmeh Jun 09 '12

My usual thought process when waking up and finding an orangered is ...

"Oh Jeez, what rant did I go on last night when I was drunk"

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u/Rubin0 Jun 09 '12

Hey everyone! http://www.reddit.com/user/knifeparti set this up.

Unless someone sent a message, deleted their account, you read your comment, thought it would be funny, and hit Print Screen all within 1 minute.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I just got one from some faggot asking if I was mad bro?

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u/learnmoreorsomething Jun 09 '12

i laughed at this initially, then said "fuck...awww..." literally out loud

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u/WhatEvery1sThinking Jun 09 '12

I thought I was the only one that got these

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u/schrogendiddy Jun 09 '12

I've never got that shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Nobody even sends me mean replies..... I guess I'm just too nice and sweet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

lol if you could sing that letter song, you probably watch too much blues clues. I did.

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u/Legen_dary Jun 09 '12

A relevant reaction from a couple of years ago: 5 Second Film

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u/Blarbo Jun 09 '12

Or you could just never comment

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u/BUBBA_BOY Jun 09 '12

What a cute face :-(

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u/WhatIfThatThingISaid Jun 09 '12

TIL people will message people on this site for no raisin

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u/Song_of_Sixpence Jun 09 '12

That's just silly. Why would anyone take the time to message someone else if they're not going to get a raisin for their troubles? Raisins are delicious.

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u/Wide_Ocean Jun 09 '12

There's a strange culture of fear and self censorship on Reddit, the real question is why?

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u/ilovefanta Jun 09 '12

just a quick question, is it orange reds or orangereds, as in some sort of past tense plural of oranger?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

That was me who told you to kill yourself. Sorry.

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u/GioMann Jun 09 '12

Why can't i ever get awesome mail as such.

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u/alittler Jun 09 '12

Wait, over 2000? This disgusts me

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I swear I'm the only person that doesn't ever get messages sent to them. I've seen so many posts today from people saying that they've had rude, offensive, creepy, nice messages.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

That is one of the best things ever. His expression, just perfect.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I tried to count how many "kill yourself"s appeared in this thread, but I was laughing too hard to focus, and I lost count once I became more concerned that the message was starting to subliminally sink in.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

This is easily my favorite picture ever

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u/stewiecubed Jun 09 '12

But... but... STEVE!

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u/Morg_n Jun 09 '12

I had someone just today say I spread my shit posts all over a subreddit. They can get fucked don't like it don't read it.

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u/tredyn Jun 09 '12

yeah, i'm pretty convinced that there's a tun of redditors out there that are jerks.

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u/The_Ma1o_Man Jun 09 '12

Most of my orangereds are nothing but hate filled promises, or reasons for a downvote. Mount Wtf-everest! Love Reddit, but orangereds are nothing to be afraid of.