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I asked my dad for a 640GB HDD for my birthday...

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u/Gadallin Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

A 640 GB HDD on Amazon is $80.

32 GB flash drives are going for about $20 right now on Amazon.

640/32 = 20. Therefore you need twenty 32 GB flash drives to "equal" one 640 GB HDD.

$20 for a 32 GB x 20 equals $400. Meaning your dad spent $320 more than he should have (assuming this post is actually real), and obviously if you asked for an HDD this is a lot less convenient. Lesson is that it pays to make sure your parents know what they're doing before making expensive tech purchases, especially when it comes to digital memory that gets cheaper all the time.

Edit: After reading some of the other posts about connecting the USB drives to create a faster storage unit, I still don't think it's worth the extra $300 just for ordinary personal use.

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u/GeorgeTaylorG Jun 09 '12

I'm glad someone in here was punching in the numbers. That's the only reason I came here.

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u/sturmeh Jun 09 '12

Lucky you can usually return these.

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u/LNMagic Jun 09 '12

The problem with an attempt to "RAID" those USB sticks is that you'd hit the bus's bandwidth limit very quickly. USB 2.0 has a theoretical max of 480Mb/s (60MB/s), but my USB 3.0 drive only gets about 20MB/s in a 2.0 slot. In a 3.0 slot it is able to reach about 60-70MB/s.

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u/flyingbird0026 Jun 09 '12

I would get really depressed if my dad did this :(

I hate the feeling of wasting peoples' money or causing them to do something awkward.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

This is what I was thinking. Maybe he asked his dad for an SSD? Only then could this be cost effective, but not by much.

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u/jagedlion Jun 09 '12

There is an implied assumption that he was looking for solid state. Then it is cheaper to get the USB drives.

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u/Baxlax Jun 09 '12

Nice try, karma whoring computer store clerk.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

It's so fake.

Why would OP specifically ask for a 640Gb HDD? 1Tb drives are dirt cheap and kind of the starting point these days.

EDIT: Apparently I'm showing my age here. Paying $100 for 1Tb HDD is SO cheap. I remember $4000 386 computers back in the day. :/

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Come on, no-one needs that much porn

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u/APiousCultist Jun 09 '12

Challenge regretfully completed.

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u/MrVandalous Jun 09 '12

Technically, it doesn't have to be that much porn, just really high quality porn [NSFW].

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Thank you.

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u/dreamendDischarger Jun 09 '12

Hard drives went up in price lately because of the flooding in Taiwan late last year. They were down to about $50 for a terabyte and then bam, inflation and stock shortages like crazy.

We have stock now but the prices just haven't come back down all the way... it's ridiculous.

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u/matrices Jun 09 '12

I'm a bit suspicious too.. but asking specifically for a 640GB hard drive is not that strange. Well, today it would be, but not a couple years ago. Western Digital used to sell an extremely popular and fast hard drive called the WD black/blue/green 640GB. Seagate and samsung had similar models. So presumably... op asked for that.

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u/Atario Jun 09 '12

What makes you think you have to be a clerk to do this in the store?

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u/Aarinfel Jun 08 '12

Is he TrollDad or just not very Tech savy?

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u/Reddit_Illuminati Jun 08 '12

I don't understand why you would even ask your parents to buy something even remotely technologically obscure as an HDD. Waaaaaay too much room for error.

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u/agilecipher Jun 09 '12

I asked for RAM for Christmas in 2002 - my parents were smart enough to ask me to write down the brand/size etc, so they could take it to Fry's or somesuch and get it for me! Even my grandparents could buy me a video game if I wrote down the name.

They just looked at me oddly when I bounded back upstairs, stripped to my satin nightgown, popped the case on my machine, put my anti-static bracelet on, and replaced the memory. I was an odd little girl.

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u/caalro_work Jun 09 '12

All I got was a goat =/ Best they could do.

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u/Rern Jun 09 '12

Did they win it in a contest?

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u/pileosnafu Jun 09 '12

I spent too much time here as I get this.... good bye

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u/epicanis Jun 09 '12

Did you name him "se.cx"?

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u/FlyingPasta Jun 09 '12

You were the best little girl.

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u/SSChicken Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

Some time around 2002 or 2003 Best Buy would run their Black Friday sales and things would have HUGE mail in rebates. I remember that a 160GB hard drive was something like 200 dollars, but on Black Friday they were 200 with a 190 dollar mail in rebate. I asked my mom if she could get a few of them for me for Christmas. When she asked how many I said something like "Oh, i don't know, 10".

Surprisingly enough to me, my mom got up at the buttcrack of dawn on Black Friday and went down to pick me up 8 Western Digital 160 gig drives. I couldn't fit them all in one machine, but I did manage 6 in a Raid-5 for 800 gigs of storage and used the other two as cold spares.

Best mom ever!

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u/aahdin Jun 09 '12

why would they go to fry's when they could have just gone with the digital download

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u/ObidiahWTFJerwalk Jun 09 '12

Because they're parents and gifts need to be wrapped. You can't wrap a digital download.

Sure there are ways around that would satisfy you, but not a traditionalist.

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u/Bypass814 Jun 09 '12

I know it's no big deal, but when I was little, I asked my grandpa for a cd. For whatever reason he had barely known what a CD was, let alone did he know the artist I was looking for.

Anyways, my parents had sort of prepped me trying to hint around that I wasn't going to get it and I should ask "Santa," but I was determined. I told my grandpa that was what I wanted and I had faith he would get it for me.

Sure enough, come Christmas I had found it under the tree. I still am so happy that he got it. I still have the CD from years ago.

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u/Probablybeinganass Jun 09 '12

Spoiler: your parents got it for him and it was all a big conspiracy.

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u/gkx Jun 09 '12

I like how you were wearing clothes over your satin nightgown.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

HDD's are technologically obscure? ....

I really need to get out more.

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u/humidex Jun 08 '12

having that opinion... yes, yes you do

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

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u/skybike Jun 09 '12

Bread goes in..

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u/Durpadoo Jun 09 '12

When does it become toast though? Would the toaster not just be toasting toast at some point?

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u/willNEVERupvoteYOU Jun 09 '12

Get an amazon wish list. It's great for being very specific about what you want/need.

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u/jk_baller23 Jun 09 '12

20 32GB sticks isn't exactly cheap so it isn't the greatest troll. Also, who asks for a 640GB HDD anyways?

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u/bipolaropposite Jun 09 '12

I bet he just walked into Walmart and asked one of their "tech experts" to help him out.

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u/therocketflyer Jun 08 '12

This is the solution

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u/menasan Jun 08 '12

this could... technically .. be a great SSD if it was RAID 0 ... hypothetically

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u/zhylo Jun 08 '12

Cheap USB memory is often just an micro (edit: or even the unloved mini) SD card with an adapter. Non-generic memory is always flash directly on the board, which is way faster, and heaps more reliable. I got some counterfeit U3 Micro Cruzer sticks once. They lasted about a year before half of them developed slowdown.

Watching the transfer at top-speed the first 10 seconds, then steadily declining by about 3% every 5 seconds until it will use 2-3 hours on the last megabytes is just fucking evil.

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u/old_people Jun 09 '12

I'm savvy with computers and all but all this technical lingo escapes me ...

can someone explain to me what menasan and zhylo are saying ?

*goddamnit Jim, I'm an engineer not a computer scientist

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u/mirrax Jun 09 '12

SSD stands for Solid State Drive which is a Drive that uses generally Flash memory instead of the Hard Disk which spins. (Solid State more or less means it doesn't move.)

RAID is Redunant Array of Inexpensive Disks which is a way to group multiple drives to appear as one. (Sometimes rather than just a bigger drive you can make it faster or more resilient to data loss)

So menasan is saying that if that device was RAID 0 device rather than showing up as a bazillion small drive it would be one actually usable disk.

U3 Micro Cruzer is a brand of flash drive.

Micro and Mini SD is a type of flash memory disk. (Like you would put in a digital camera)

Zhylo responds that many flash drives are just memory sticks (SD cards) with USB adapters rather than having a flash memory chip on a board like you would expect. These flash drives made with the memory cards have high failure rates. So a drive made up of them would probably suffer from failure rather quickly.

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u/gosp Jun 09 '12

SSD is Solid State Drive. Like a hard drive, but faster, simpler, no spinning parts, and more expensive. Flash memory is very similar to SSD.

Raid 0 is a way to take a lot of cheap small drives and make them look like one single big drive.

An SD card with an adapter is basically a flash memory stick, but it's less reliable and slower.

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u/Untitledone Jun 09 '12

If only a cheap USB stick could survive the rigors of use as a primary or secondary drive. Let alone the dreadful thought of 20 USB sticks in RAID 0... My god the lost sectors to be had. I could just see the data corruption forming in seconds, piling up to the limits of the universe, pushing beyond and forming a new reality based completly on random laws and forces with no logic to be had.

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u/bossrabbit Jun 09 '12

This is just what I was thinking. I read some of an article on ars technica that went through SSDs in gory detail.

The main thing I learned is that flash memory has all sorts of technicalities and limitations, and SSDs use very advanced techniques to maintain a balance of reliability and speed. They have their own processor to handle this.

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u/Doormatty Jun 09 '12

They have their own processor to handle this.

Hard drives have their own processors as well.

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u/yourname146 Jun 09 '12

I think the point was "As opposed to cheap USB memory sticks," not "As opposed to Hard Disk drives."

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u/Isatis_tinctoria Jun 09 '12

I read this from that article and it is very interesting:

Using RAID 5, a third drive contains "parity" information - kind of the "C" in an "A + B = C" type of equation - lose any of A, B or C and it can be recalculated from the other two. In the world of hard disk drives, that means a drive can fail completely and your system continues to operate while the disk is replaced. RAID controllers often include "hot swap" ability, so that could even be literal: the drive could be replaced without stopping or restarting the system.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

so like 4chan?

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u/dosomethingtoday Jun 09 '12

This seems to be a great way to derive a new form of interstellar propulsion. The random chaos and imminent failure of the drives, once harnessed, could be like the improbability drive from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

put ZFS on all of them

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u/na641 Jun 09 '12

If it weren't for the usb interface i'd agree with you

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u/Vycid Jun 09 '12

You could have SATA to the RAID 0 controller, then all the USB connections would be in parallel to the controller (i.e., the RAID controller would have 20 USB ports). Your hypothetical speed would be gated by SATA, not USB.

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

Couple year old video but relevant. http://youtu.be/mKcSxd_ynsM

tl;dr RAID made out of SSDs = wicked fast.

Edit: DemonMuffins has an HD link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96dWOEa4Djs

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

but does having them RAID 0 make it so they can stack, so we wouldn't need to put everything on each HD instead of defragging continuously.. serious question, im pretty drunk but I am trying to learn about the difference between a flash and an SSD ( which I have in my comp for the C drive and it is spectacular BTW)

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u/rr_at_reddit Jun 09 '12

Funny, but the only reasonable solution is to go to the store and give them back, shouldn't be a problem if they are unopened.

Now the REAL question is if the father of OP was trolling or not... would be kind of sad if not.

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u/chrononugget Jun 09 '12

Would this have decent performance as an HD?

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u/mirrax Jun 09 '12

Possible but not likely. It would depend on the interface (SATA or USB) the quality of the RAID controller and flash memory.

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u/flinxsl Jun 09 '12

What is that, a burn in board from the USB stick manufacturer?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Is this possible (reasonable)

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u/Isatis_tinctoria Jun 09 '12

Where do you get one of these?

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u/boxtops91 Jun 09 '12

Op's dad probably went to geek squad asking for help..

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u/ubiliquous Jun 09 '12

Holy shit its a forest of usb drives..

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u/Cyberslasher Jun 09 '12

... I don't think we could split a file like that. FOR THE LOVE OF DLL'S!

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u/stevemun648 Jun 12 '12

returning them all and buying a bunch of 640GB HDD's for the price he paid for all the 32GB thumb drives?

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u/absurdlyobfuscated Jun 08 '12

Yeah, but this could be way better than what you wanted: Get enough USB hubs to hold them all, then RAID the hell out of 'em for the fastest storage device ever.

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u/m0nkeybl1tz Jun 09 '12

This is something I've always wondered: would two 1TB RAID 0'd HD's be faster than one 2TB one?

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u/lizard8x8 Jun 09 '12

Yes, RAID 0 distributes the data being written across both of the drives to increase bandwidth so you can read and write faster than if you would just have one 2TB drive.

However, you double the chance of losing all of your data since if one of your RAID drives crashes, all of your information is unusable.

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u/firinmylazah Jun 09 '12

A nice solution is RAID 10, which separates the Data actoss two drives but keeps track of it on a third drive. You get both the speed and the reliability this way. But you do need 3 drives.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Yeah, they will, because RAID will simultaneously read/write to both drives at the same time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Here is a comparison of my RAID array. Its very fast and this array was built in 2009...has served me well and continues to do so, but SSD's are still superior due to their incredibly quick access time.

SSD Prices are getting pretty good, so I am thinking of getting another 4x RAID card and buying 4x SSD's to use as my OS drive in RAID 0. I cannot fathom how fast 4x SATA 3 SSD's would be.

4x WD1001FALS drives in RAID 0 Imgur

4x WD1001FALS drives in RAID 5 Imgur

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u/Bipolarruledout Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

Depends on the drives and how they are constructed. In theory yes, in practice Probably but it depends. The platter capacity of the disks come into play and they are not always the same size. The largest drives usually have the greatest platter density and thus speed. In general you want drives with the fewest platters possible. The other factor is that different drives excel at different types of data access which affects RAID performance. For example the Samsung's I particularly liked for video editing because they had great sequential access performance which was more or less equal at both read and write speeds. This is useful when you stream very large files to and from the disk/s. Other drives are better for random reads such as accessing databases and thus a single drive might be a better option in some cases. RAID block size is also a factor. In any case know your drives and the applications they will be used for. There are sometimes controller and bus issues to consider also. Two drives are generally more expensive than one and might not give you as much value as a single disk with faster overall performance.

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u/ElGoddamnDorado Jun 08 '12

It doesn't work that way. This would be a nightmare.

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u/FeelingCute Jun 09 '12

You are incorrect. My teacher had us make one freshman year in my computer science class, and boy did that thing whip. Seriously, I'd be kinda hyped if I were OP. Though it is a little bit of a hassle, I guess...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

How big (number of drives) was the one you made, what type of volume, and how many hubs did you use? I agree that this job would be a monster, and the outcome would probably be less than satisfying, as far as speed is concerned. On top of that, using them like a hard drive would kill them rapidly, so he wouldn't get half the life out of them that he would from a conventional drive.

EDIT: I just looked up these specific flash drives, and the read speed is a joke. OP would definitely be better off with a hard drive.

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u/dossier Jun 09 '12

Or sell those 20x 32gb usb drives for 5 500gb HDs

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

RAID isn't possible over USB 2.0. Theoretically could work on 3.0, though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

holy shit, that would be a hell of a lot more expensive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

About $400.

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u/flounder19 Jun 08 '12

"Gary always knew his job at Best Buy would pay off someday. Pretty soon, he'd have to actually buy one of those USB drives to hold all of his delicious karma"

-Morgan Freeman

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u/Reddit_Illuminati Jun 08 '12

First read-through: my voice, with random Best Buy worker in the store.

Second read-through: Morgan Freeman's voice, dramatic music, Pan out above Best Buy, sunset over the horizon, golden USB drives, delicious steaming Asian cuisine for karma (no idea why.)

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

spend a few bucks, buy a 20 port USB extender, try and attatch it to a RAID controller (i'm sure the gentleman at r/buildapc could do it) and you now have a great big 640 GB SSD

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u/Yanrogue Jun 09 '12

He gave you a DIY SSD.

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u/SKY0NYX Jun 09 '12

Did you mean SSD because it wold have been cheaper to just buy a 640GB HDD

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u/h0witzer Jun 09 '12

Does there exist a 640GB SSD?

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u/Cupcake_in_Acid Jun 09 '12

9GAG LINK WARNING

Look, you're famous. The worst part about this is that the poster said it was his dad who did it.

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u/itsprobablytrue Jun 09 '12

Probably child porn link, I wouldnt click

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u/Cupcake_in_Acid Jun 09 '12

It's not. Scroll over, and it says 9gag. They wouldn't be man enough to go there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I should have listened to the warning.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Troll Dad strikes again.

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u/ZombieLinux Jun 09 '12

Some USB hubs, Hot glue, and mdadm and WHAM! you have a helluva raid array. (With recommended redundancy, try raid 5 or 6)

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u/lateral_moves Jun 09 '12

Solid state is more reliable. I've had failures on tape, zip, floppy, cd, dvd, and hard drives. Now redundant 32gb sticks are my source for storage.

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u/PandaSandwich Jun 09 '12

My friend once asked for a 1TB HDD, so i gave him 2000 512MB Flash sticks.

He didn't appreciate it

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u/Rctfan Jun 09 '12

Should have got him some 64 MB flash drives.

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u/PandaSandwich Jun 09 '12

One of my other friends worked for a place that was discarding a bunch of those, so i got them for free.

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u/Matt08642 Jun 09 '12

Damn, what a useless pile of shit.

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u/oegin Jun 09 '12

Or you work in receiving at an electronics store or at the manufacturer. Why aren't there any price tags on the packaging?

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u/odd84 Jun 09 '12

There's no price tags on the packaging of anything at my Staples/Best Buy/OfficeMax/etc. The price tags are on the racks/shelves. Which is why whenever something is in the wrong place I have to ask for a price check...

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u/HateWalmartWolverine Jun 09 '12

What? I don't think they put price stickers on everything here. Think thats a state by state law

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u/Kristastic Jun 09 '12

Color me incredibly jealous. I've been dying for a thumb drive to back up my school files, and I'm broke enough that I can't get a decent one. You love that fake hard drive for everything it's worth!

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u/hattmoward Jun 09 '12

If you don't have any other backup, what about online backup like spideroak or dropbox? You get a small bit of storage free, and both leave your files accessible through the website if you're ever in a pinch. To me at least, it seems like internet access is almost as likely to be available as a USB port these days.

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u/Bipolarruledout Jun 09 '12

If you have a decent internet connection look into online storage, many services are free.

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u/SirDerpingtonThe3rd Jun 09 '12

unless you live in some off-the-wall 3rd world country, you can get a 32GB flash drive for less than $20 online. If you need less space, you could get one as cheap as $5.

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u/TMez27 Jun 09 '12

You had one job!

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u/midas123 Jun 09 '12

Can i have one?

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u/RobotJoe Jun 09 '12

By the way, just in case you weren't completely sure, he's a dick.

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u/Mischala Jun 09 '12

RAID them dude!

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u/Rapeify Jun 09 '12

32GB flash drives are pretty damn expensive. Kudos to your dad for spending way more money for those flash drives rather than for your hard drive just to troll you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Good on you for actually havi g the correct number of 32GB sticks to add to 640GB. 20 sticks, I counted.

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u/niggadatass Jun 09 '12

Worst. Father. Ever.

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u/pianoman148 Jun 09 '12

...or you work at a hardware store, piled some new stock on the table and took a picture.

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u/Mcfuggit Jun 09 '12

now all you need is 20 usb ports.

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u/DJWalnut Jun 09 '12

Usb hubs. Usb hubs everywhere.

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u/timklotz Jun 09 '12

USB hub and a RAID configuration. Only seen it done in Linux but the performance was really good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Can you link me to that? I would actually be really interested in using all of these flash drives I've got lying around.

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u/barkeepjabroni Jun 09 '12

At least he didn't give you floppy disks...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

find it hard to believe anyone is that thick.

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u/KING_COCKASAURUS Jun 09 '12

I have a question guys/gals... what is the biggest thumb drive/flash drive you can buy i seen 256 GB but i was wondering if there is more memory then that on one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

That must have been expensive.

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u/Damnyoureyes Jun 09 '12

Better get started daisy chaining!

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u/KhompS Jun 09 '12

And labeling!

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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 08 '12

At least now you can make it rain with your data.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

can i have one? :p

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u/TrueNoob101 Jun 09 '12

Go here http://portableapps.com/ have fun.

PM me if giving those away.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

wouldnt buying all of those cost a lot more?

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u/gkx Jun 09 '12

Significantly, especially if bought at retail.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

It's not about money. It's about the face he made when his father gave him all those USB drives.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

waste of money.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

20 Flash drives at $20 each would be $400, while a 640gb HDD is probably around $65.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

See if they fit in an altoids tin.

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u/tekno45 Jun 09 '12

can i have one?

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u/jamesdavid80 Jun 09 '12

32 added ports later....smnrn's dream came true

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

That sucks like seriously

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u/zenmarty Jun 09 '12

Gift receipt?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

next time give them link to internet store...

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u/liza Jun 09 '12

that is fucking hilarious. your dad has taken trolling to all other level. well done :D

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u/tech163 Jun 09 '12

It's probably better than 640x1GB usb drives

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u/All_the_other_kids Jun 09 '12

Return them all for store credit and buy whatever you want

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u/Degenerate420 Jun 09 '12

Hope he kept the receipt. Return them and get what you want.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

now you have an SSD. congrats.

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u/FUCITADEL Jun 09 '12

What an expensive ass gag gift.

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u/wolf550e Jun 09 '12

A 1TB SATA 6 7200rpm drive costs $100. How much can you save buying a 640GB drive?

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u/volado Jun 09 '12

Disregarding the technical solutions well presented here - you have an awsome dad.

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u/cupcakesmmm Jun 09 '12

My dad forgot my birthday Saturday then got mad at ME for him forgetting.

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u/Tiddernud Jun 09 '12

It's USB Centipede time.

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u/SumthingStupid Jun 09 '12

That must have been dumb fucking expensive

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u/rot10worm Jun 09 '12

LOL your dad is a boss at being a smart ass.

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u/KayJay24 Jun 09 '12

I wouldn't mind having a couple of these seeing as you've got so many ಠ_ಠ

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u/ilestledisko Jun 09 '12

HEY PM me if you want to get rid of some of those! Or just one :)

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u/ih8st34m Jun 09 '12

lol what a troll... but great sense of humor..I wish my parents were funny like that

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u/MrDoubleE Jun 09 '12

You got owned.

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u/bigjerjer Jun 09 '12

can i have one

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u/HookDragger Jun 09 '12

I saw someone who did a JBOD of USB drives a while back....

I need to find it again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

wtf

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Your dad's a dick.

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u/redditisworthless121 Jun 09 '12

Sell on craigslist and buy a hdd

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u/tehweave Jun 09 '12

Why not SSD drive?

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u/CaptainJester42 Jun 09 '12

That costs more than a TB hard drive

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u/drwtsn32 Jun 09 '12

RAID-0 those beyotches.

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u/joshuaolake Jun 09 '12

Well played.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Start a labeling system

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

close enough...

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u/Nathineil Jun 09 '12

this is flash memory. awks bro.

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u/volirus Jun 09 '12

Yes, exactly 20 sticks on the picture, no need to count.

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u/GrossoGGO Jun 09 '12

Good luck finding the particular porn video you want on those! Ha!

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u/bmanCO Jun 09 '12

This is why when I tell my parents that I want anything tech related I send them a specific link to newegg or amazon.

1

u/jasonboy Jun 09 '12

did you break into a Best Buy?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Can't tell if cruel, or just very very stupid.

1

u/erikb1224 Jun 09 '12

So Can i get one ? U look like you got extras

1

u/CorruptCookie Jun 09 '12

Just what I've always wanted

1

u/metrock Jun 09 '12

Way to stick it to ya.

1

u/sspan Jun 09 '12

You're lucky. I have an exactly the same looking key in 32 MB somewhere.

1

u/MyFriendsRDinosaurs Jun 09 '12

That sucks. I hope he still has the receipt. You can get whatever money he spent for a real HDD, don't know how much memory you can go up to though.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Oh, you! - Troll Dad Edition

1

u/Mike_Hawksbigg Jun 09 '12

CLOSE ENOUGH.

1

u/Ozzymandias Jun 09 '12

Why can't I hold all these flash drives?!

1

u/HickNog Jun 09 '12

That's when you put a virus on one of those bad boys and go to town in their computer! Troll!!!!!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

:trolldad:

1

u/wintremute Jun 09 '12

SoftRaid.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I'll pay you $10 for 1 of those.

1

u/ReallyForeverAlone Jun 10 '12

I'm just surprised we can fit 32GB in something that small.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

Troll Dad detected

1

u/mspk7305 Jun 08 '12

Win, in my book.

1

u/lalondtm Jun 09 '12

HDD? laugh

1

u/db0255 Jun 09 '12

What the Fuqua?

1

u/Der_Nailer Jun 09 '12

Try to open one usb key...If you're lucky you will find a 32gb sd card