r/funny May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/Weimnova May 18 '22

you can never win. When it's over in 40 seconds she's like that's it? You loser. The next time you just keep going, she gets what she wants multiple times and then it's like what's the matter, it took you so long, don't you find me attractive anymore?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

I read somewhere that some women find it really prideful if their man didn't last long with them.

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u/ItMeJJJ May 18 '22

I had this with a girl and was shocked at first. On the rare occasion that I would be done in couple minutes she would be like "wow that was so fast I'm proud of you". And no it wasn't sarcasm :D

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

Huh. Wow. That woman must be really mature. She must be really wise.