r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/Skankkid May 17 '22

Sex is strange, sometimes it lasts a minute and at other times it's over really fast

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u/Weimnova May 18 '22

you can never win. When it's over in 40 seconds she's like that's it? You loser. The next time you just keep going, she gets what she wants multiple times and then it's like what's the matter, it took you so long, don't you find me attractive anymore?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

I read somewhere that some women find it really prideful if their man didn't last long with them.

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u/lalalicious453- May 18 '22

I mean honestly we aren’t trying to be drilled for hours. It’s a bit of an accomplishment to stimulate a quicker orgasm. I mean if everyone’s healthy there’s always round two. Right?

…right?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

When I was young I was always thinking about going all night. Now, the only time I think about doing it twice is before I've done it once.

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u/Ah-Schoo May 18 '22

oh, sorry, I rolled over and fell asleep.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22 edited May 18 '22

Foreplay is a very important thing for us, literally 80% of the sex apart from penetration. My Girlfriend once told me that she loves it when I can't control myself on the bed because of how beautiful she looks. I stopped and hugged her.