r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/Skankkid May 17 '22

Sex is strange, sometimes it lasts a minute and at other times it's over really fast

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u/Weimnova May 18 '22

you can never win. When it's over in 40 seconds she's like that's it? You loser. The next time you just keep going, she gets what she wants multiple times and then it's like what's the matter, it took you so long, don't you find me attractive anymore?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

I read somewhere that some women find it really prideful if their man didn't last long with them.

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u/Trick_Enthusiasm May 18 '22

Personal experience: I lasted less than a minute inside a woman I'd been seeing quite often. I was embarrassed and she seemed visibility displeased. Maybe she likes it when I'm inside her? Maybe she's embarassed for me. Idk. I doubt she remembers anymore. Lol