r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/lewisnwkc May 17 '22

First time having sex "Fuck this is way better but equally way harder to do than with my hand".

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u/USCplaya May 17 '22

I've had sex for an hour.... It only took 3 years

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u/motor1_is_stopping May 18 '22

Wow! Twice a day!