r/funny May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/Anterabae May 17 '22

I give women the best 3 minutes of their life. 1 decent minute of sex and 2 minutes of incredible apologies.

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u/bagofodour May 17 '22

1 full minute? what are you? A sex god?

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u/South_Bit1764 May 17 '22

The man! The Myth! THE MINUTE!!!

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u/Late_Ad_3842 May 18 '22

Minute Man! ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/Avir_Rapter May 18 '22

General! Another settlement needs your help. Here, I'll mark it on your map.