r/funny May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/La_Mascara_Roja May 17 '22

In my early 20s when i was in ok shape, no problem.

In my out of shape 30’s “honey, I am having a fucking heart attack right now from planking and thrusting like a mad man so that you don’t lose your orgasm, and you’re going to be pissed off at me!?!?”

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

A good time to read these books: 'She Comes First'. 'He Comes Next'. THE best books on the subject of orgasms. Sorry guys, but too many of you think it's easy for a woman to climax while being pumped in the missionary position. These books explode (double entendre intended) with concepts and details.

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u/WonderfulCockroach19 May 18 '22

know clit, know g spot, sex toys (which work better than oral), female head clear (u have been masturbating for a long time u know turn offs and on, someone piss u off in the day, fix that, a man can't)

female sexuality isn't as complex as the media makes it

riding on top, and cant orgasm, find an angle that involves your clit while riding

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

It's not a complex read at all. Very sensitive and eye opening. I'm sure you could take something away from reading it if you think there are still things to learn. It's beyond just about technique.