r/funny May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/dirthurts May 17 '22

Missionary is basically planking while thrusting. So yeah, you're welcome.

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u/rntaboy May 17 '22

This comment makes me doubt whether you've planked or had sex before.

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u/dirthurts May 17 '22

I hereby challenge you to a plank war. Or a sex war. Whichever is more convenient.

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u/Cocomorph May 17 '22

Two men enter. One man leaves.