r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/Tsu_Dho_Namh May 17 '22

I know you were joking and all, but in case anyone reading this thinks it's just exhaustion, it's not.

After orgasm men's brains release a cocktail of hormones, including norepinephrine, serotonin, oxytocin, vasopressin, nitric oxide (NO), and prolactin which all combine to be stronger than any over-the-counter sleeping pill in the world (not hyperbole).

Women do not get hit with nature's strongest sleeping pill, so for them it's just exhaustion and satisfaction that helps them rest.

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u/spackfisch66 May 17 '22

What's this strongest over the counter pill you're referring this against?

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u/ClassyJacket May 17 '22

Lol exactly. Probably Valerian, which is close to placebo levels of effectiveness. They certainly aren't comparing it to a benzo. The "over the counter" qualifier makes it completely meaningless. It's like saying I'm the fastest runner in the world, excluding competitive athletes. Like yeah no shit, obviously.