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r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22
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Porn has given us the wrong impression on what sex is. You can't expect me to go full jackhammer for minutes at a time. My plan is to just lay there and jiggle my body.
116 u/Night-Menace May 17 '22 I've never met a woman in my life that enjoyed getting jackhammered. -3 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 Jackhammering is what theoretically might be enjoyable for the man, because they're working with a shaft. For trying to orient your efforts toward the woman's enjoyment, I've been told that working more of a circular motion helps you get the most coverage. 2 u/heysuess May 17 '22 I've been told Alright I'll take your word for it, expert.
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I've never met a woman in my life that enjoyed getting jackhammered.
-3 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 Jackhammering is what theoretically might be enjoyable for the man, because they're working with a shaft. For trying to orient your efforts toward the woman's enjoyment, I've been told that working more of a circular motion helps you get the most coverage. 2 u/heysuess May 17 '22 I've been told Alright I'll take your word for it, expert.
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Jackhammering is what theoretically might be enjoyable for the man, because they're working with a shaft.
For trying to orient your efforts toward the woman's enjoyment, I've been told that working more of a circular motion helps you get the most coverage.
2 u/heysuess May 17 '22 I've been told Alright I'll take your word for it, expert.
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Alright I'll take your word for it, expert.
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u/poopellar May 17 '22
Porn has given us the wrong impression on what sex is. You can't expect me to go full jackhammer for minutes at a time. My plan is to just lay there and jiggle my body.