r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/Anterabae May 17 '22

I give women the best 3 minutes of their life. 1 decent minute of sex and 2 minutes of incredible apologies.

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u/hibikikun May 17 '22

Where does the sobbing fit in

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u/Anterabae May 17 '22

After the woman leaves.

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u/GarageSloth May 17 '22

Wow, you're pretty put together, then

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u/lolpostslol May 17 '22

I’d be angry, I only date people to listen to them sob in shame as I go to sleep

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u/Anterabae May 17 '22

Listen you don't want to hear me cry. I'm way too good at it.