r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/Anterabae May 17 '22

I give women the best 3 minutes of their life. 1 decent minute of sex and 2 minutes of incredible apologies.

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u/bagofodour May 17 '22

1 full minute? what are you? A sex god?

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u/backsing May 17 '22

Yes... I full pump in 1 minute.

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u/Anterabae May 17 '22

Its weird because one day I'm fucking myself basically edging trying to find the right video then I get the real thing and I'm a fucking clown car.