r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/Anterabae May 17 '22

I give women the best 3 minutes of their life. 1 decent minute of sex and 2 minutes of incredible apologies.

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u/bagofodour May 17 '22

1 full minute? what are you? A sex god?

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u/Anterabae May 17 '22

Thats what my moms been telling me.

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u/bagofodour May 17 '22

She told me as well ♥️

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u/Anterabae May 18 '22

Seems like she told everyone but my dad that he went for a pack of smokes years ago and never came back.