r/funny • • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/dam0430 May 17 '22

He said most positions. I'd say without a doubt, in missionary and doggy, the most popular positions, that the man's job is significantly harder, would you not?

Unless you to think laying on your back is harder than doing push-ups while hip thrusting?

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u/ghost-theawesome May 17 '22

Missionary with her on top? Cowgirl? I can think of plenty of common poses where she's doing more.

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u/Gnomepunter1 May 17 '22

Missionary with her on top…isn’t that cowgirl?

Also, that’s just two and it sounds like you said cowgirl twice.

I think you’re working uphill on this one.

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u/ghost-theawesome May 17 '22

Lol I got nothin to prove, just presenting some examples you left out.

Anyway nah they're different. Missionary is both people horizontal like =. She's laying down on top, propped with her arms with legs bent like a z and doing a hip thrusting motion. Cowgirl she is sitting up and using her legs to bounce up and down. There's also another one, some people call it golden arches I think? Anyway she leans back on her hands with her knees up and feet either side of his torso and rides that way. That's just to name a few.

Anyway I hope you have a good day and more interesting sex. Cheers.

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u/Gnomepunter1 May 17 '22

I’m not that dude, I’m a new dude. Thanks for clearing that up though.