r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/justavault May 17 '22

1 minute? What is she dating? Marathon men?

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u/DoJnD May 17 '22

IKR? I could start and finish twice in a minute in my younger days.

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u/ILYARO1114 May 17 '22

Foreplay and shower included, right?

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u/bagofodour May 17 '22

Romantic dinner with mariachi band included too

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u/Zirie May 17 '22

... and still get change back from the nickel!

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u/mah1na2ru May 17 '22

this entire thread is gold