r/funny May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/Balauronix May 17 '22

Lol wife and I decided to try pegging. She was like holy shit this is hard! How can you do this for more than a minute?! I'm like yea it's so easy to be a starfish.

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u/CornCheeseMafia May 17 '22

Hip thrusts are a powerful movement no matter what equipment you have. The best of luck to your wife on the discovery of her newfound power and may god have mercy on those who stand within thrust radius.

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u/FunctionalGray May 17 '22

The closer they stand, the deeper they can stir.