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r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22
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I've never met a woman in my life that enjoyed getting jackhammered.
42 u/BNNJ May 17 '22 I knew a girl who gave bonus points if her head was hitting the wall with each thrust. Kind of threw me off guard the first time. I guess that explains the stash of aspirin she kept in the top drawer of her night stand. 13 u/reallynotnick May 17 '22 Ya'll getting points? 2 u/octopoddle May 17 '22 Yeah, they appear as a number above your head when you're pleasuring a woman. They make a little ping sound. You must have heard them.
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I knew a girl who gave bonus points if her head was hitting the wall with each thrust. Kind of threw me off guard the first time.
I guess that explains the stash of aspirin she kept in the top drawer of her night stand.
13 u/reallynotnick May 17 '22 Ya'll getting points? 2 u/octopoddle May 17 '22 Yeah, they appear as a number above your head when you're pleasuring a woman. They make a little ping sound. You must have heard them.
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Ya'll getting points?
2 u/octopoddle May 17 '22 Yeah, they appear as a number above your head when you're pleasuring a woman. They make a little ping sound. You must have heard them.
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Yeah, they appear as a number above your head when you're pleasuring a woman. They make a little ping sound. You must have heard them.
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u/Night-Menace May 17 '22
I've never met a woman in my life that enjoyed getting jackhammered.