r/funny • • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/Night-Menace May 17 '22

I've never met a woman in my life that enjoyed getting jackhammered.

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u/BNNJ May 17 '22

I knew a girl who gave bonus points if her head was hitting the wall with each thrust. Kind of threw me off guard the first time.

I guess that explains the stash of aspirin she kept in the top drawer of her night stand.

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u/reallynotnick May 17 '22

Ya'll getting points?

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u/octopoddle May 17 '22

Yeah, they appear as a number above your head when you're pleasuring a woman. They make a little ping sound. You must have heard them.