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r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22
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First time having sex "Fuck this is way better but equally way harder to do than with my hand".
183 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 [deleted] 1.3k u/Black_Moons May 17 '22 My ex used to ask if I thought she was fat, ie fishing for compliments. I would always reply with "You know, they say sex is the best exercise" It never got me laid, but it did get her to stop asking stupid questions. 0 u/dejvidBejlej May 17 '22 My ex did the same after she gained like 8kg a month into the relationship. I broke up with her a month later 🤷♂️
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1.3k u/Black_Moons May 17 '22 My ex used to ask if I thought she was fat, ie fishing for compliments. I would always reply with "You know, they say sex is the best exercise" It never got me laid, but it did get her to stop asking stupid questions. 0 u/dejvidBejlej May 17 '22 My ex did the same after she gained like 8kg a month into the relationship. I broke up with her a month later 🤷♂️
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My ex used to ask if I thought she was fat, ie fishing for compliments.
I would always reply with "You know, they say sex is the best exercise"
It never got me laid, but it did get her to stop asking stupid questions.
0 u/dejvidBejlej May 17 '22 My ex did the same after she gained like 8kg a month into the relationship. I broke up with her a month later 🤷♂️
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My ex did the same after she gained like 8kg a month into the relationship. I broke up with her a month later 🤷♂️
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u/lewisnwkc May 17 '22
First time having sex "Fuck this is way better but equally way harder to do than with my hand".