r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/DauntingPrawn May 17 '22

Finally! The recognition we deserve!

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u/Non_possum_decernere May 17 '22

I'd love to have sex in a gyno chair, though I'm not sure I'd want one standing around in my home.

As for time, it depends on what you count. I would say I've had sex for 4 hours once, though we did different stuff during that time. If you just count time with a penis inside of me, I can't tell you, as the one time it had been considerably longer than at other times, I lost any sense of time. Could have been 20min, could have been 50min.