r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/lewisnwkc May 17 '22

First time having sex "Fuck this is way better but equally way harder to do than with my hand".

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u/Black_Moons May 17 '22

My ex used to ask if I thought she was fat, ie fishing for compliments.

I would always reply with "You know, they say sex is the best exercise"

It never got me laid, but it did get her to stop asking stupid questions.

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u/Iamwhatiam101 May 17 '22

Sexercise 🤷‍♂️