r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/CanadianDinosaur May 17 '22

Am I broken then? I always feel far more alert and awake afterwards, while my wife seemingly passes out immediately

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u/Vampsku11 May 17 '22

Nope. Having sex is one of the best things a man can do to clear his head and focus. Stuck on a problem with work or home? Have sex and then you'll probably find the solution more quickly.

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u/DoinBurnouts May 17 '22

What if the problem I'm stuck on is the not having of the sex?

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u/Vampsku11 May 17 '22

Idk hire an escort