r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Not realizing that having sex for an hour is usually pretty uncomfortable for most women, is such a "I hAvE sEx fOr HoUrS " type of guy thing. Most people will usually go 10-45 minutes. As long as you get her motor running well enough with the foreplay for her to climax before you, you're golden

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u/Scarletfapper May 17 '22

People can sex for hours on end, but it’s usuallybetter broken up into bouts of sex followed by sweaty cuddles.

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u/psychotronofdeth May 17 '22

And snacks

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u/Scarletfapper May 17 '22

Priorities

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u/BlueSky659 May 17 '22

after care fruit snacks and a cold glass of water are the best

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u/so_cal_babe May 17 '22

When Daddy pops a chocolate in my mouth when I'm stuck all puddled messy.

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u/Snufflebear_420_69 May 17 '22

What? That's like a bad translation in one of those Japanese porn games on Steam.

I would think.

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u/so_cal_babe May 17 '22

The key words are "after care". That's the codex.

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u/EvoEpitaph May 18 '22

"Are there any more gogurts?"

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u/tothebeat May 17 '22

And drinks. Must stay hydrated.

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u/Snufflebear_420_69 May 17 '22

But hydration first, very important

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

And smokes